Can both of those farkwads just go away forever?

In fairness to Rush, which he does not deserve, he was supposedly reading a note from a friend. These were not Rush's own STATED opinions.

In Rush's book a "mark of character" is a cigar burn on an insufficiently enthusiastic succulent boy prostitute of Santo Domingo

Wow, what an asswipe.

/I will leave it to you to decide if I am talking about Rush or Newt.

Rush has to defend Newt somehow after virtually masturbating on air on all day Tuesday over Newt's MLK debate performance.

His audience has a pretty short memory, but even their memories aren't that short.

Holy balls... I have to give it to the bloated, drug-addled fool. That's one hell of a way to turn Newt into a victim.

Personally, I think it's fabulous that Newt's protecting the sanctity of open marriages and adultery.

How the fark do you even think something like that up?

I keep thinking of them as the same person. Maybe they are.

Right now Newt has trotted out the robot wife, daughter and grandkids to remind people that he's too old to get it up without viagra, and that even if he could Callista would burn his withered pecker off with her heat vision.

Oh but this campaign is chock-full-o-lulz.

Observe, trolls: the work of a true master of the craft.

GAT_00: How the fark do you even think something like that up?

and then say it out loud.

If Obama came out against sucking dick, ol' Drugbo would be smoking pole within the hour

cmunic8r99: GAT_00: How the fark do you even think something like that up?

and then say it out loud.

And then not burst out laughing.

GAT_00: cmunic8r99: GAT_00: How the fark do you even think something like that up?

and then say it out loud.

And then not burst out laughing.

or get struck by lightning.

Remember folks, marriage is the union of one man and one woman he can cheat on.

Diogenes: Remember folks, marriage is the union of one man and one woman he can cheat on.

If he asks pemission or if she is dying.

cmunic8r99: GAT_00: cmunic8r99: GAT_00: How the fark do you even think something like that up?

and then say it out loud.

And then not burst out laughing.

or get struck by lightning.

Nah, I've tried that trick a few times, usually involving a church. Hasn't happened yet.

That was an insightful analcyst of the situation, Rush.

I just don't get it - why is Rush Limbaugh considered a hero by religious conservatives? NOTHING he stands for is even remotely moral or uplifting. in fact, limbaugh's entirely life is a mockery of religious conservative values.

I just don't understand the Republican party anymore.

I don't believe there is a facepalm image big enough to cover this one...

Annndd...we're done in one.

ultraholland: Newt's not going to sleep with you, Rush.

That's just not right.

/mindbleach

ultraholland: Newt's not going to sleep with you, Rush.

But Marcus Bachmann might.

No. He cheated. THEN asked permission. And was denied.

So, yeah, he's a cheater.

IXI Jim IXI: ultraholland: Newt's not going to sleep with you, Rush.

But Marcus Bachmann might.

Lemon Party!

If you continue copypasta-ing that picture ten thousand times, print it off and paste it on every wall of your house like wallpaper, chant it like a mantra until you achieve some kind of nega-enlightenment, and then take a shiat on a life-size replica of the Hindenburg constructed out of doughnuts, the sum total of the stupidity involved in doing so would be a grain of sand on the beach of Limbaugh's thundering idiocy in that article.

Christ, what an asshole.

Y'know...if you ever want to REALLY make your grey matter smoke and wheeze...? Try actually picturing that giant-headed, Pillsbury dough-boy clone in the act of getting it on with his brittle, Stepford-drone harpy of a wife. See what that does for you.

Weaver95: why is Rush Limbaugh considered a hero by religious conservatives?

Simple- he attacks Liberals, Democrats, Feminists, Unions, Obama, etc. - all those people that the right think are out to destroy the American way of life ^TM. To them he is a warrior carrying on the good fight, and for that he gets a pass on any transgressions.

/Oh and he puts all his attacks into simple, easily quoted soundbites so the true believers can pass them on to all and sundry- sort of like bible verses.

Weaver95: I just don't get it - why is Rush Limbaugh considered a hero by religious conservatives? NOTHING he stands for is even remotely moral or uplifting. in fact, limbaugh's entirely life is a mockery of religious conservative values.

I just don't understand the Republican party anymore.

The Republican Party is easy to understand. They'll do anything to be in power, ANYTHING.

What sucks is that they CANNOT govern. Never forget how they ran the country into the ground from 2001 to 2009, to include tax cuts after starting a second, completely unnecessary war in Iraq; getting thousands of Americans killed, wounded, and crippled in Iraq. then not paying attention to the mess banks and mortgage lenders were running up with until it all blew up in our faces in 2008.

/And don't forget Terri Schiavo either.
//Prime example of their twisted view on morality, mortality, and government intervention into somebody else's business.

When I want clarification on matters of ethical import, I ask a gluttonous, pill-popping pederast.

I would say Rush has gone full retard but then I'd have to list dates and times.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If Obama came out against sucking dick, ol' Drugbo would be smoking pole within the hour

I am not sure that Obama needs to object for that to happen.

AdolfOliverPanties: In fairness to Rush, which he does not deserve, he was supposedly reading a note from a friend. These were not Rush's own STATED opinions.

Yes, much like the Playboys and Hustlers I was hiding under my bed when I was 15 belonged to my "friend." They weren't mine! No no! I would *never* have anything like that!

And of course Rush wouldn't ever say anything like that. It's his "friend."

Heh.

At this point, my default assumption is that any high ranking Republican is a hypocrite who believes the exact opposite of their public platform.

So, that raises the question: why are all of these gay, atheistic socialists trying to troll everyone so hard?

I think banging your secretary and -then- bringing up the idea of open marriage to your wife incurs a foul, and loss of down.

/no problem with open marriage, as long as everybody's cool with that.

BritneysSpeculum: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If Obama came out against sucking dick, ol' Drugbo would be smoking pole within the hour

I am not sure that Obama needs to object for that to happen.

Good point

Lionel Mandrake: When I want clarification on matters of ethical import, I ask a gluttonous, pill-popping pederast.

+4 on the quad-alliteration

Might I suggest: partisan, potbellied, pompous, pill-popping, pederast.

torch: I think banging your secretary and -then- bringing up the idea of open marriage to your wife incurs a foul, and loss of down.

/no problem with open marriage, as long as everybody's cool with that.

In football terms it is certainly a forced error at center court deserving of some time in the penalty box and can cost you the match.

mrshowrules: Might I suggest: partisan, potbellied, pompous, pill-popping, pederast.

Well played.

Rush is a troll. Ignore him.

mrshowrules: Lionel Mandrake: When I want clarification on matters of ethical import, I ask a gluttonous, pill-popping pederast.

+4 on the quad-alliteration

Might I suggest: partisan, potbellied, pompous, pill-popping, pederast.

I like...

We need a law to finally end this nonsense and define marriage as a covenant between a man and woman after woman after woman after woman...

The Onanist: mrshowrules: Might I suggest: partisan, potbellied, pompous, pill-popping, pederast.

Well played.

I forgot pudding. pudding-pouring perhaps?

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If you continue copypasta-ing that picture ten thousand times, print it off and paste it on every wall of your house like wallpaper, chant it like a mantra until you achieve some kind of nega-enlightenment, and then take a shiat on a life-size replica of the Hindenburg constructed out of doughnuts, the sum total of the stupidity involved in doing so would be a grain of sand on the beach of Limbaugh's thundering idiocy in that article.

WTF is it? Has the Republican Party been taken over by covert Democrats? I can't imagine even in their wildest dreams that Dem leaders could have orchestrated a campaign season more destructive to the GOP than what GOP people themselves are doing. It's like they planned their strategy by hiring staff away from The Onion. Historians are going to look back at the Republican Party of the past couple decades like we look back at the Romans of the Nero/Claudius era.

Seriously.....

WTF Indeed: To be fair to Rush, he requires a team of women to find his penis under all that fat. That's why he goes to the Dominican Republic because the labor costs are cheaper. Do you know how expensive it is to keep four American females employed full-time just to help him piss?

Even worse if they're the same crew that has to clean the toilet after his colon finally lets loose the day he has a bowl of these after a week of red meat, doughnuts and pudding.

Sanctity of marriage for thee, not for me, apparently...