I really hate the hardcore kids where I'm from but this girl seems like the real deal... kudos to her dad for doing this that was really funny.

I'd hit it.

Pawn takes the King: Wow.. if you go by the comments in the link, don't ever film your kid doing anything.. EVER, or you will be a dirty perv and should go to hell.

/people are dumb

Yeah, who woulda thunk that Fark posters would post on other websites too?

I thought it was cute.


Comments:

"exploiting children"


Not sure if serious.

Which is exactly how I like my 8 year olds.

That was so cute I was laughing for most of it just because she seemed so serious until right at the end.

You guys really want to validate the shiatty comments on the site?

At least she is more hardcore than Jorge. (new window)

I don't get the Earth Crisis blast in the description of the video. It's as if these people have no idea what Hardcore is.

What will she call her band?

Rage Against the Bedtime?
Young Maiden?
Def Kitten?


/I thought she did alright
//Youtube haters gonna hate

Whatthefark: What will she call her band?

Rage Against the Bedtime?
Young Maiden?
Def Kitten?


/I thought she did alright
//Youtube haters gonna hate

I thought it was pretty hilarious.

I'm thinking . . . Def Dawgs Howl as the name of the band?

/ I dunno
// but kudos to the kid and the parents

Creepy, vaguely sexual. possibly criminal, youtube comment search time. Alright, let's see here:

acknowledge101 writes:
"STEP INTO MY WINDOWLESS VAN, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO OPEN UP A PIT"

Oh wow..

That video reminded me of Ozzy's Crazy Babies vid.

ǝɹoɔpɹɐɥ sɐʍ ǝɥs noʎ pןoʇ ǝɥs

I thought that was only mildly amusing up until "LET'S OPEN UP THIS PIT!" and then I about farking lost it (i.e. ROFL).

Relevant (new window)

Yes Kathleen Hanna, I use to listen to you on the bus in the 7th grade to and fro school.

I chuckled to myself when the double kick hit right as she jumped on the trampoline. Something about that combo just felt right.

Dialectic: At least she is more hardcore than Jorge. (new window)

The Internet is 'mer'can! English, please!

A+++++ WOULD FAP AGAIN.

You're right. The younger of my two girls is ten, and is more likely to be wandering about the house singing something like this instead.

She needs to shave her legs.

Such a turn off.

Sure, it's cute NOW, when she's tumbling on the trampoline with her stuffed animals and Robert, her dog. But when she's 8 and biting the heads of peeps and hooked on pixie stix, you'll regret turning her on to the hard core lifestyle. Next thing you know, she'll be sneaking out to spend the night with her imaginary friend "Mr. Punkhunkermunker" and calling her teachers "poopie heads."

One more dad pimpin' the kids. Just what the world needs.

Zombalupagus: I thought that was only mildly amusing up until "LET'S OPEN UP THIS PIT!" and then I about farking lost it (i.e. ROFL).

That definitely made it worth the watch. The comments are the rest of the reason, as the video is a total "why so serious" theme and the comments go apesh*t crazy serious.

Hey, Rebecca Black. This is how you do it.

/ That was awesome!

Wow. What an excellently orchestrated viral hit. And 3 different T-Shirts to choose from on her website a mere 3 days after the video's release! Very clever. Nicely filmed and recorded though.