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gonzoduke

2012-01-19 01:02:05 PM

Meanwhile, I just spent my last $6 on a sammich for lunch, and I'm still hungry. I hate you , Miley

ricewater_stool

2012-01-19 01:31:29 PM

That's pretty cool!

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-19 01:36:10 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2012-01-19 01:36:53 PM

Or, proportionally, the hambeast secretary bought a $10/month gym membership.

PsyLord

2012-01-19 01:55:03 PM

Wow, she really overpaid for blow...

Hillbilly Jim

2012-01-19 01:57:10 PM

I would have humped it off of her for free.

germ78

2012-01-19 01:59:09 PM

Last seen advising Miley Cyrus on exchange rates.

Honest Bender

2012-01-19 01:59:11 PM

gonzoduke: Meanwhile, I just spent my last $6 on a sammich for lunch, and I'm still hungry. I hate you , Miley

Yet you still manage to scrounge up $5 for TF...

Calmamity

2012-01-19 02:01:20 PM

gonzoduke: Meanwhile, I just spent my last $6 on a sammich for lunch, and I'm still hungry. I hate you , Miley

For $6, instead of one sandwich, you could have had a week's worth of bologna sammiches on white bread, just like Jesus.

karnal

2012-01-19 02:02:37 PM

Miley Cyrus spends $50,000 to lose 15 pounds.

If she would have just waited for me to pull out - she would have lost several ounces

8 inches

2012-01-19 02:04:23 PM

I liked this headline.

Wellon Dowd

2012-01-19 02:06:26 PM

PunchDrunkPanda

2012-01-19 02:08:36 PM

Hey a**hole, go volunteer in Ghana for a month.

/movin' my hips like yeahhhh

Captain Oates

2012-01-19 02:10:28 PM

so what you're saying is if we can keep feeding her she will stimulate the economy at a rate of $3333.3 : 1 lb. It's like the perpetual motion of fat to fiscal.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-19 02:12:11 PM

I think that officially makes her a job creator

IrateShadow

2012-01-19 02:14:29 PM

Really? I'll follow someone around and smack food out of their hand for as long as they're willing to pay my expenses. I'm sure it'll come out far cheaper than what she paid.

urban.derelict

2012-01-19 02:18:50 PM

Subby FAILs by not including

still ugly

in the headline.

/no internets for you, subby, now go to your room!

Nogale

2012-01-19 02:19:05 PM

Funnily enough, eating less doesn't cost anything.

LeroyBourne

2012-01-19 02:19:08 PM

Role model for normal girls her age my arse.

Wellon Dowd

2012-01-19 02:25:26 PM

LeroyBourne: Role model for normal girls her age my arse.

I believe her arse should be a role model for normal girls her age.

Detinwolf

2012-01-19 02:28:13 PM

Hillbilly Jim: I would have humped it off of her for free.

ttina

2012-01-19 02:31:56 PM

As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

M0nkeyp0x

2012-01-19 02:33:11 PM

Nogale: Funnily enough, eating less doesn't cost anything.

Nor does it guarantee weight loss.

tedthebellhopp

2012-01-19 02:35:58 PM

That's a lot of weed.

monoski

2012-01-19 02:37:56 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 250x600]

Is that her kissing her dad again?

The My Little Pony Killer

2012-01-19 02:43:45 PM

She'd better be careful, or they're going to start mistaking her head for a lollipop.

Eats Kittens

2012-01-19 02:47:32 PM

ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

4.bp.blogspot.com

You might as well hire a mechanic to live in your garage.

Falco09

2012-01-19 02:48:39 PM

ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

I hope it was an R8.

Daraymann

2012-01-19 02:51:00 PM

Help me understand why we don't want people with too much money spending it.

ttina

2012-01-19 02:58:54 PM

Falco09: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

I hope it was an R8.

It's an A8 Sedan. I would have preferred the R8, but it would stand out too much in my business circles...and right now I just want to quietly fit in.

DrippinBalls

2012-01-19 03:01:39 PM

ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

You sound like a douchebag. You a douchebag? Just asking.

lordaction

2012-01-19 03:02:58 PM

ttina: Falco09: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

I hope it was an R8.

It's an A8 Sedan. I would have preferred the R8, but it would stand out too much in my business circles...and right now I just want to quietly fit in.

That makes you sound like a drug dealer.

LeroyBourne

2012-01-19 03:12:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: LeroyBourne: Role model for normal girls her age my arse.

I believe her arse should be a role model for normal girls her age.

This is true, and the pic you posted has been duly noted to your testament.

ttina

2012-01-19 03:12:41 PM

DrippinBalls: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

You sound like a douchebag. You a douchebag? Just asking.

I've just quickly realised that money really does mess up our thinking. Lately I notice a trend that i'm inclined to feel comfortable hanging out with people with a similar networth. And you don't even notice the suddenly obscene cost of services...until you remember where you came from.

Trying to hold on to fark.com

DrippinBalls

2012-01-19 03:15:23 PM

ttina
DrippinBalls: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

You sound like a douchebag. You a douchebag? Just asking.

I've just quickly realised that money really does mess up our thinking. Lately I notice a trend that i'm inclined to feel comfortable hanging out with people with a similar networth. And you don't even notice the suddenly obscene cost of services...until you remember where you came from.

Trying to hold on to fark.com

Hold on tight. Or, Hold on loosely, and don't let go.

ttina

2012-01-19 03:16:32 PM

lordaction: ttina: Falco09: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

I hope it was an R8.

It's an A8 Sedan. I would have preferred the R8, but it would stand out too much in my business circles...and right now I just want to quietly fit in.

That makes you sound like a drug dealer.

High Finance. So I guess it is similar.

wildstarr

2012-01-19 03:18:51 PM

ttina: DrippinBalls: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

You sound like a douchebag. You a douchebag? Just asking.

I've just quickly realised that money really does mess up our thinking. Lately I notice a trend that i'm inclined to feel comfortable hanging out with people with a similar networth. And you don't even notice the suddenly obscene cost of services...until you remember where you came from.

Trying to hold on to fark.com

So, yes then.

almejita

2012-01-19 03:36:26 PM

At least she'll look good in the sex tape.

NutznGum

2012-01-19 03:42:56 PM

ttina: lordaction: ttina: Falco09: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

I hope it was an R8.

It's an A8 Sedan. I would have preferred the R8, but it would stand out too much in my business circles...and right now I just want to quietly fit in.

That makes you sound like a drug dealer.

High Finance. So I guess it is similar.

How much time do you have left before you have to be at the gym?

Farkn Yaj Yenrac

2012-01-19 03:46:56 PM

As long-time rich person, I can tell you this: The nouveau riche make us laugh when they brag about their cars that only cost five figures. I'll bet you drive that jalopy yourself. You probably even know which side the gas tank is on.

sleeps in trees

2012-01-19 03:49:49 PM

IrateShadow: Really? I'll follow someone around and smack food out of their hand for as long as they're willing to pay my expenses. I'm sure it'll come out far cheaper than what she paid.

I'd actually pay to see that. The mental image alone is awesome.

rudemix

2012-01-19 03:53:15 PM

ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

Its tough not to talk about your money when you're newly rich, also. Good luck with that, noob.

LarryDan43

2012-01-19 04:03:49 PM

That's what happens when you pay for your ballys membership up front instead of monthly payments.

Captain Oates

2012-01-19 04:06:35 PM

I asked her if she was sure of what she was doing but she said oh she's just being Miley.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2012-01-19 04:09:02 PM

Now Billy Ray doesn't have to wrap her in Kroger bags to achieve tumescence

blacksharpiemarker

2012-01-19 04:17:03 PM

ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

Tell you what, I can't even afford my regular insurance rates right now, so why don't you send some of that extra cash my way to help a jobless guy get his fairly average car back on the road?

I accept donations willingly until I can find a job.

/No? Maybe? :(

grokca

2012-01-19 04:19:39 PM

Her dad just cut off his mullet and save $50,000

Mr.Poops

2012-01-19 04:29:20 PM

Want to lose 15 pounds?

Drink some organic apple cider vinegar every day, cut out processed foods and do a little exercise daily and you'll lose that weight in no time. Money does not cure the stupids.

RyansPrivates

2012-01-19 04:54:30 PM

Mr.Poops: Want to lose 15 pounds?

~~Drink some organic apple cider vinegar every day, cut out processed foods and do a little exercise daily and you'll lose that weight in no time. Money does not cure the stupids~~. Eat fewer calories than you burn.

FTFY

But seriously, I easily lost 20 lbs by doing one simple thing: I counted calories, and made sure it was less than what I burned. There are tools online and for smartphones that make it easy.

coeyagi

2012-01-19 04:55:56 PM

NutznGum: ttina: lordaction: ttina: Falco09: ttina: As a newly rich person, I can tell you this: Expenditure rises to meet income. I've just bought a $US 90 000 car. Three months ago I didnt even dream of owning an Audi.

I hope it was an R8.

It's an A8 Sedan. I would have preferred the R8, but it would stand out too much in my business circles...and right now I just want to quietly fit in.

That makes you sound like a drug dealer.

High Finance. So I guess it is similar.

How much time do you have left before you have to be at the gym?

I was wondering where iAdmin has been lately. Now I know.

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