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		Italian doctors discover a man admitted to their hospital was secretly a Time Lord (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com)		48
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Lt. Cheese Weasel

2012-01-19 11:24:42 AM

oblig.

DarwiOdrade

2012-01-19 11:32:01 AM

What? He couldn't have been a Klingon?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-19 11:40:16 AM

Who?

WaltzingMathilda

2012-01-19 11:42:45 AM

I don't think the headline is true. In fact, after reading the article, I'm certain it's not true. Time Lords aren't real, but are a race of people in a popular, fictional British television program, or as they call it, a "lorry."

damageddude

2012-01-19 12:14:42 PM

Walker

2012-01-19 12:17:39 PM

WaltzingMathilda: I don't think the headline is true. In fact, after reading the article, I'm certain it's not true. Time Lords aren't real, but are a race of people in a popular, fictional British television program, or as they call it, a "lorry."

They're still real to me dammit!
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GAT_00

2012-01-19 12:58:12 PM

"Holy crap"

GAT_00

2012-01-19 12:58:47 PM

Ok fine Fark, I won't post a picture that shows House saying that. Have it your way.

jake_lex

2012-01-19 01:08:30 PM

I hope they remembered to bring him tea after he regenerated.

FloydA

2012-01-19 01:38:42 PM

BurnShrike

2012-01-19 02:16:43 PM

I was fascinated with the idea that he naturally had two hearts, but I got here:

It turned out that a few years earlier, the man had undergone a procedure known as a heterotopic heart transplant. Unlike an orthotopic transplant, in which one organ is removed and another put in its place, a heterotopic transplant pairs a new organ with a diseased one.

and lost interest.

Wellon Dowd

2012-01-19 02:16:53 PM

jake_lex: I hope they remembered to bring him tea after he regenerated.

Fish fingers and custard.

Spoon over Marin

2012-01-19 02:20:21 PM

Wait- Italians are REAL?

hogans

2012-01-19 02:20:26 PM

Wellon Dowd: jake_lex: I hope they remembered to bring him tea after he regenerated.

Fish fingers and custard.

Shoes.

Wellon Dowd

2012-01-19 02:21:49 PM

Speaking of the Doctor, it is nice to see that the first Doctor is still getting work even if it is only in a Heineken commercial.

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BurnShrike

2012-01-19 02:22:28 PM

Spoon over Marin: Wait- Italians are REAL?

I thought they were made up for Assassin's Creed 2 too, but apparently they've been real for a long time.

macross87

2012-01-19 02:22:55 PM

Perhaps he traveled back in time to make money for the future. You know, like that one guy from some years ago.

shazbotuh

2012-01-19 02:24:34 PM

wibbly wobbley..timey wimey

gojirast

2012-01-19 02:24:56 PM

damageddude: [wanderingwrites.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

Damnit. It was raining when I went to see that at Olympia last year, I never got to the other side of the street, had no idea there was a TARDIS mockup over the doorway.

Shyla

2012-01-19 02:27:12 PM

Sometimes it's really infuriating what gets greenlit around here.

nativefloridian

2012-01-19 02:28:24 PM

DarwiOdrade: What? He couldn't have been a Klingon?

images.wikia.com

"What am I, chopped flarn?"

error 303

2012-01-19 02:29:48 PM

John Titor is back?

wraithmare

2012-01-19 02:37:39 PM

We can call his story "The King of Hearts".

/Alistair would approve.
//Mmmm Sandy's knees.

urger

2012-01-19 02:50:35 PM

scottyvr6

2012-01-19 02:58:45 PM

"IT SEEMS THAT HIS TWO HEARTS ARE NOT WORKING PROPERLY."

"WHAT ARE OUR ORDERS, THEN?"

"EXTERMINATE!!!"

/sorry, couldn't wait till season seven

IXI Jim IXI

2012-01-19 02:59:05 PM

"Amateur!"

AntonChigger

2012-01-19 03:06:30 PM

Two hearts, you say?

/Approves

Jon iz teh kewl

2012-01-19 03:23:08 PM

time lords. biatch.
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Claude Ballse

2012-01-19 03:25:40 PM

conductormtm

2012-01-19 03:39:04 PM

Claude Ballse: [i49.tinypic.com image 640x360]

Lord up in of this time biatch?

Nexzus

2012-01-19 03:49:58 PM

/Had this game.
//It sucked.

PsyLord

2012-01-19 04:08:02 PM

/unavailable for comment

Srack Cmoker

2012-01-19 04:20:06 PM

There is a crisis Avatar! Britannia needs thine help!

Name Job Bye

jfarkinB

2012-01-19 04:26:21 PM

But there's a risk, explained Vukmir. "You can develop two independent heart rhythms, especially in a scenario where one heart gets a little better," he said.

Yeah, you'll be fine as soon as we get that heart out of there.

lake_huron

2012-01-19 04:54:07 PM

Old and busted. Old hotness:

med.umich.edu

New hotness:

tucsoncitizen.com

/hot

lake_huron

2012-01-19 05:01:23 PM

wraithmare: We can call his story "The King of Hearts".

/Alistair would approve.
//Mmmm Sandy's knees.

Sharp. Quite sharp.

/sorry, except for "Coupling," nobody from a Britcom has ever been fap-worthy.

careless lisper

2012-01-19 05:12:14 PM

meh...wake me when they find a Storylord

Tiiba

2012-01-19 05:14:41 PM

Claude Ballse: [i49.tinypic.com image 640x360]

Lord up in of this time biatch?

lake_huron

2012-01-19 05:17:51 PM

Colin Hay inconsolable

/NIOOF

HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-19 06:03:41 PM

It happens from time to time.
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HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-19 06:14:34 PM

lake_huron:
Sharp. Quite sharp.
/sorry, except for "Coupling," nobody from a Britcom has ever been fap-worthy.

Intersting argument. Allow me to retort.
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Jodeo

2012-01-19 07:25:54 PM

lake_huron

2012-01-19 07:45:21 PM

HopScotchNSoda: lake_huron:
Sharp. Quite sharp.
/sorry, except for "Coupling," nobody from a Britcom has ever been fap-worthy.

Intersting argument. Allow me to retort.
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Hm. Carol Cleveland, yes.

Perhaps you should make your argument more, er, forcefully. More examples, as it were.

Jodeo: [music.tonnel.ru image 350x368]

Ah, I'm the other guy who bought the album. On cassette, no less.

Always thought the title song might make a good background for a DW regeneration scene...

HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-19 08:00:05 PM

lake_huron: Always thought the title song might make a good background for a DW regeneration scene...

Ask and ye shall receive (regeneration at 0:40)

lake_huron

2012-01-19 09:00:33 PM

HopScotchNSoda: lake_huron: Always thought the title song might make a good background for a DW regeneration scene...

Ask and ye shall receive (regeneration at 0:40)

Awesome! Thanks so much!

The_Time_Master

2012-01-19 10:04:42 PM

I wasn't even in that country tomorrow!

Valiente

2012-01-20 03:09:47 PM

/sorry, except for "Coupling," nobody from a Britcom has ever been fap-worthy.

Oh, I don't know about that. You have to go back a way, it's true.

This is Felicity Kendal in the '70s pouring "gravy", which is what the English call lube, on her pert breasts:

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HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-20 04:25:32 PM

Valiente: This is Felicity Kendal in the '70s pouring "gravy", which is what the English call lube, on her pert breasts:

The only way The Young Ones were able to convince the washing machine at the launderette to not throw their disgustingly filthy wash back out was to tell the machine that they were feeding it Felicity Kendal's underpants.
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