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(TC Palm) Florida Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory   (tcpalm.com) divider line 13
More: Florida, Fort Pierce, Winn-Dixie, business directory, Palm City, St. Lucie, St. Lucie County, getaway car, steals  
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boobsrgood [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:10:56 AM
I'm not sure why she had to be such a brute, but at least the store had the right guard.
 
XplodedSynapses
2012-01-19 11:11:53 AM
Would Floridians remember what that combination smells like?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:13:05 AM
And she's dry

/very dry
//downright arid
 
robertus
2012-01-19 11:13:57 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Seen fleeing the scene
 
Goliath
2012-01-19 11:14:00 AM
Mind you, this is Florida, so it will comingle with swamp-ass, Ben-Gay and meth sweat.
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:28:21 AM
I have to axe what degree of theft this is?
 
otherginger
2012-01-19 11:32:30 AM
So you can make meth out of Axe now?
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:45:24 AM
They arrested her, but they're still on the lookout?
 
8DragonFark
2012-01-19 11:50:57 AM
This stinks.
 
smask
2012-01-19 02:11:01 PM
When no one was looking, Dana Frazier
took more than one hundred thirty deo sticks. She took 130+ sticks.
That's more than thirteen tens.
And that's terrible.
 
earthworm2.0
2012-01-19 02:17:50 PM
Terry Crews unavailable for comment
 
bentley57
2012-01-19 03:21:58 PM
Srsly, whenever there's a shoplifter story, the perp always seems to be lifting deodorant. Can you make meth or something out of this?
 
myinternetname
2012-01-19 05:36:23 PM
150 sticks you say? That is like $5,000 now.
 
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