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(TC Palm)   Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Fort Pierce, Winn-Dixie, business directory, Palm City, St. Lucie, St. Lucie County, getaway car, steals  
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2012-01-19 11:10:56 AM  
I'm not sure why she had to be such a brute, but at least the store had the right guard.
2012-01-19 11:11:53 AM  
Would Floridians remember what that combination smells like?
2012-01-19 11:13:05 AM  
And she's dry

/very dry
//downright arid
2012-01-19 11:13:57 AM  
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Seen fleeing the scene
2012-01-19 11:14:00 AM  
Mind you, this is Florida, so it will comingle with swamp-ass, Ben-Gay and meth sweat.
2012-01-19 11:28:21 AM  
I have to axe what degree of theft this is?
2012-01-19 11:32:30 AM  
So you can make meth out of Axe now?
2012-01-19 11:45:24 AM  
They arrested her, but they're still on the lookout?
2012-01-19 11:50:57 AM  
This stinks.
2012-01-19 02:11:01 PM  
When no one was looking, Dana Frazier
took more than one hundred thirty deo sticks. She took 130+ sticks.
That's more than thirteen tens.
And that's terrible.
2012-01-19 02:17:50 PM  
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2012-01-19 03:21:58 PM  
Srsly, whenever there's a shoplifter story, the perp always seems to be lifting deodorant. Can you make meth or something out of this?
2012-01-19 05:36:23 PM  
150 sticks you say? That is like $5,000 now.
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