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cgraves67

2012-01-19 11:43:24 AM

He probably thought it was a juke box. he hates that song.

sammichtester

2012-01-19 11:45:35 AM

"The suspect is described as a black male, approximately 5'11" tall, 185 lbs., wearing a gray hoodie and dark baggy pants."

Hey I know that guy, he walks around the streets all the time!

boobsrgood

2012-01-19 11:46:23 AM

I saw home defense.

sammichtester

2012-01-19 11:47:31 AM

The change machine had it comin.

"change is inevitable except from a vending machine"

fury211

2012-01-19 11:48:56 AM

God I wish it would ricochet. a pistol is not a god damn lock opener.

Misconduc

2012-01-19 11:49:13 AM

Ah good ol Polk County, where someone always tries to gun down a change machine for throwing up a gang sign.

L.D. Ablo

2012-01-19 11:49:14 AM

Paging Bat Guano.

2_glass_eyes

2012-01-19 11:49:33 AM

At least he won't have to answer to the Coca-Cola company

Fish in a Barrel

2012-01-19 11:49:44 AM

I'd think you'd catch more than a few ricocheting bullet fragments at that range.

sammichtester

2012-01-19 11:50:12 AM

What a suspect may look like.

URAPNIS

2012-01-19 11:55:28 AM

That first shot had to of hurt his left hand.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-19 11:59:05 AM

Guns are not keys. No matter what you see on TV or at the movies.

fat boy

2012-01-19 12:00:11 PM

Way to make MLK proud

kaduh

2012-01-19 12:01:08 PM

"Die, gas-pumper"

offmymeds

2012-01-19 12:02:03 PM

Roto-Rot

2012-01-19 12:03:38 PM

Also likes to shoot (new window)

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-19 12:04:20 PM

Some joker is always trying to cheat those things with slugs

thelordofcheese

2012-01-19 12:16:25 PM

Link (new window)
/stop farking rapping, man

AssAsInAssassin

2012-01-19 12:18:18 PM

In 1989 I was young and broke in Denton, TX. I took my last 5 bucks and a load of laundry to a laundromat. I sat there reading a magazine for awhile, and then realized the damn' machine was still filling with water. Filling and draining, filling and draining. No washing. No spin cycle, just unabated soggifying. My clothes were soaked in soap and therefore unsuitable for drying. So I did what any broke 20-something would do: I kicked the change machine. Hard. Right below the little green light. The change machine spat out about $15 in quarters, part of which which I spent at a laundromat down the street. The rest went to tacos and beer.

No regrets, no remorse.

arcas

2012-01-19 12:31:55 PM

The suspect is described as a black male, approximately 5'11" tall, 185 lbs.

There's no way the guy weighs only 185 unless he's wearing 3 sweatshirts to his shoulders look bigger. If he's 5'11, then he weighs at least 220.

stuffy

2012-01-19 12:59:41 PM

The bullets he used likely cost more than the change in that machine.
Way to go dumbass.

good_2_go

2012-01-19 01:16:41 PM

Worst video player ever.

booger42

2012-01-19 01:49:23 PM

Was it Trudy and Dave?

/obscure?

lakrfool

2012-01-19 01:56:13 PM