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Cameras are not allowed in federal court...so a Cleveland television station does the only reasonable thing and re-creates the day's testimony with puppets
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talulahgosh
2012-01-19 10:34:18 AM
puppets are cool...shout out to tom and crow, the best puppets in the business
UtileDysfunktion
2012-01-19 11:08:52 AM
I love it. If I were in Cleveland I'd be buying someone some beer.
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-19 11:10:21 AM
Where is that Occupy Wall Street dude with the masters degree in puppetry ?
Superrad
2012-01-19 11:13:01 AM
That's so awesome. All news should be delivered by puppets. Felt ones, I mean.
BeerBear
2012-01-19 11:13:51 AM
UtileDysfunktion
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I love it. If I were in Cleveland I'd be buying someone some beer.
better watch it, we have a ton of farkers here that would take you on :D
mr_fulano
2012-01-19 11:14:30 AM
Superrad
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That's so awesome. All news should be delivered by puppets.
Felt
ones, I mean.
I felt a puppet once. She didn't like my hand up her ass.
jblizzle
2012-01-19 11:15:13 AM
Love it.
Especially since it's about Jimmy Dimora. The guy needs to farking burn.
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-19 11:15:30 AM
I'd have gone with sock puppets instead of off-brand Muppets for that low-budget Sifl and Olly goodness.
/"Judge Chester, presiding"
6655321
2012-01-19 11:17:03 AM
Now will C SPAN show the corporate puppets that inhabit Congress?
Gordon Bennett
2012-01-19 11:18:10 AM
Puppet WIN. I hereby award them one Goatmit in recognition of their effort.
rick21n
2012-01-19 11:19:10 AM
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-19 11:21:25 AM
Hope the mods are in a good mood
Gordon Bennett
(I've seen people banned for merely referring to Goatse in Photoshop threads, and yes, they weren't even using imagery from the site in question).
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-19 11:22:13 AM
All the news that's fit to stick your hand in.
jblizzle
2012-01-19 11:22:55 AM
Crotchrocket Slim
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Hope the mods are in a good mood Gordon Bennett
(I've seen people banned for merely referring to Goatse in Photoshop threads, and yes, they weren't even using imagery from the site in question).
So, are you going to get banned for mentioning it?
Will I be banned for quoting you?
Aw geesh.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-19 11:23:26 AM
Crotchrocket Slim
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I'd have gone with sock puppets instead of off-brand Muppets for that low-budget Sifl and Olly goodness.
/"Judge Chester, presiding"
I was thinking the marionettes from Thunderbirds
imaconnect4guy
2012-01-19 11:23:47 AM
I read that as
puppies
. Really let down when I realized my mistake.
wildcardjack
2012-01-19 11:28:10 AM
Beautiful. It's got a lot of potential. It's simply a matter of being absurd.
SweetSaws
2012-01-19 11:38:44 AM
imaconnect4guy
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I read that as puppies. Really let down when I realized my mistake.
That'd be so cool
thelordofcheese
2012-01-19 11:41:18 AM
Puppet's Court > Talking Heads > Meat puppets
TheWhoppah
2012-01-19 11:49:53 AM
When Warren Buffet dies, he could do no greater deed for the people of this nation than to establish a foundation that airs puppet court and pupper C-SPAN for eternity.
HelloNeuman
2012-01-19 12:04:59 PM
"Cleveland city of lights, city of puppets". Althought technically the puppets are representing Akron.
Crotchrocket Slim
2012-01-19 12:14:06 PM
jblizzle
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Crotchrocket Slim: Hope the mods are in a good mood Gordon Bennett
(I've seen people banned for merely referring to Goatse in Photoshop threads, and yes, they weren't even using imagery from the site in question).
So, are you going to get banned for mentioning it?
Will I be banned for quoting you?
Aw geesh.
I don't know, maybe. It's been a fun ride Fark!
(seriously, if a post is deleted all posts quoting it go too, I don't think you'd get banned for having a post disappear from someone else getting moderated. Also, what is objectionable and what isn't is often a judgement call by the mods; some are more strict than others).
groppet
2012-01-19 12:16:42 PM
Will they puppetize executions as well?
Griswold
2012-01-19 12:21:12 PM
no
UFIA
?
Leaving disapoint!.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-19 02:03:20 PM
mr_fulano
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Superrad: That's so awesome. All news should be delivered by puppets. Felt ones, I mean.
I felt a puppet once. She didn't like my hand up her ass.
They're called puppeteers.
Any Pie Left
2012-01-19 02:32:18 PM
JEHOVA!!!!! (ducks)
buckler
2012-01-19 02:33:55 PM
I can't imagine the giant balls it must have taken to pitch this idea to the News Director.
Ne_Obliviscaris
2012-01-19 03:41:25 PM
Puppets?? I half expected Sweetums and Harry Monster from the Muppets/Sesame Street to be in the corner as baliffs. God help the defendant who gets Oscar the Grouch as the Judge.
Gordon Bennett
2012-01-19 05:06:58 PM
Crotchrocket Slim
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Hope the mods are in a good mood Gordon Bennett
(I've seen people banned for merely referring to Goatse in Photoshop threads, and yes, they weren't even using imagery from the site in question).
It wouldn't be my first ban. Agree or disagree, if I have to I'll sit another without complaint.
HumbertoEcho
2012-01-19 05:19:07 PM
Peter Jackson did it first. Much better.
Isildur
2012-01-20 12:39:58 AM
buckler
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I can't imagine the giant balls it must have taken to pitch this idea to the News Director.
Try to imagine the slow transition of expression on the directors face, from "Wtf, you can't be serious" incredulity, to "why are paying this creature" contempt, to "Holy shiat, it's...
brilliant
" awe.
wambu
2012-01-20 08:01:31 AM
KingOfArcadia
2012-01-20 01:37:01 PM
Whoever came up with this idea was a motherfarking genius!
Geminii
2012-01-20 08:24:14 PM
So there's now puppet judges outside the courtroom too?
Isildur
2012-01-22 01:43:47 AM
Isildur
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buckler: I can't imagine the giant balls it must have taken to pitch this idea to the News Director.
Try to imagine the slow transition of expression on the directors face, from "Wtf, you can't be serious" incredulity, to "why are paying this creature" contempt, to "Holy shiat, it's... brilliant" awe.
*director
'
s
*why are
we
paying
ftfm, d'oh.
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