FloydA: another PPP survey found that he had the support of 5 percent of South Carolina's Republican voters.

5% of the Republicans still don't get it?

I choose to believe that at least some of those 5% get the joke and understand how farked their party is.

simplicimus: GAT_00: The hell with that, I want Colbert for President.

Finally, a professional comedian in the White House.

Better than all these damned amateurs we've had.

simplicimus: GAT_00: The hell with that, I want Colbert for President.

Finally, a professional comedian in the White House.

He could do his own correspondent's dinners.

GAT_00: The hell with that, I want Colbert for President.

I look forward to his anti-bear policies.

I don't know though, the South Carolina moms think he's a Charleston Dandy.

/Although they are just a coven of shrieking biatches

I would love, LOVE to see Colbert in a GOP debate.

simplicimus: Does Lewis Black get to manage the PAC?

I want him as Secretary of Defense. Can you imagine him making statements in front of the UN?

Hot damn, C-SPAN would have to start charging a la PayPerView.

My vote is for Cthulhu/Flying Spaghetti Monster 2012.

Why vote for the lesser evil?

Screw that. Stewart/Colbert 2012.

/yeah, I like Stewart better. Sue me.

RoxtarRyan: simplicimus: Does Lewis Black get to manage the PAC?

I want him as Secretary of Defense. Can you imagine him making statements in front of the UN?

Hot damn, C-SPAN would have to start charging a la PayPerView.

I do like his Stimulus plan.

I'm so glad that Colbert will never make it to the actual race. I worry that unintentionally he could be like Nader in 2000 and hurt Obama's chances against Romney (are we kidding ourselves that it would be anybody but Romney). I don't know what kind of message that would send: a) Obama has lost favor with the youth b) people don't take politics seriously or c) the system is broken and people want to play video games and text on their smartphones and can't be bothered to care.

I'll take a little of column a, column b, and a dash of column c.

Mrtraveler01: RoxtarRyan: simplicimus: Does Lewis Black get to manage the PAC?

I want him as Secretary of Defense. Can you imagine him making statements in front of the UN?

Hot damn, C-SPAN would have to start charging a la PayPerView.

I do like his Stimulus plan.

WHERE SOCALISMs

LEWIS BLACK

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I firmly appreciate his trolling of the GOP primaries though...

Here's my poster design for you to download if you live in an upcoming primary state:



Downloadable 8.5x11 versions:

Color (new window)

B&W (new window)

Post 'em up around town before your GOP primary and watch the returns come in...should be fun.

Koalaesq: Screw that. Stewart/Colbert 2012.

/yeah, I like Stewart better. Sue me.

Colbert is funnier (there, I said it people, okay?), but Stewart is more versed in politics and world events. Stewart reads and keeps on top of things and actually tries to know what the hell is going on. I also feel this stuff is very important to him. Stewart also listens to and tries not to demonize his rivals, which is something that the people in Washington need to learn if they ever hope to get anything done.

Overall, 36 percent of voters had a favorable view of Colbert, compared to 28 percent who had an unfavorable view and 36 percent who were unsure.

36%: LOLWTFBBQ what's the worst that could happen?
28%: A mix of 1) people who hate him and 2) sane people that know this is a joke
36%: "Hmm. I don't know. President Colbert might be a serious option here."

Actually all three options have a serious overlap of people that love him or hate him, sane and insane. This would make for an awesome Venn diagram.

Mrtraveler01: RoxtarRyan: simplicimus: Does Lewis Black get to manage the PAC?

I want him as Secretary of Defense. Can you imagine him making statements in front of the UN?

Hot damn, C-SPAN would have to start charging a la PayPerView.

I do like his Stimulus plan.

I found his approach to solving the ozone hole refreshingly direct and out-of-the-box

SubBass49: Here's my poster design for you to download if you live in an upcoming primary state:

Well done! Any way you can make one that looks good in greyscale? I can print a bunch out on the laser printer, but it isn't color. There's a straw poll in Bristol, Connecticut tomorrow that I want to troll.

SubBass49
Here's my poster design for you to download if you live in an upcoming primary state:

Yours? I found it on a friend's FB photo section last week. At the moment it's taking a turn as my main profile pic.

patrick767: SubBass49
Here's my poster design for you to download if you live in an upcoming primary state:

Yours? I found it on a friend's FB photo section last week. At the moment it's taking a turn as my main profile pic.

....huh. If this is true, fark that noise.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: HE'S A CHARLESTON DANDY

I once got a Charleston Dandy at a rest stop near Greensville.

/I highly recommend it.

patrick767: SubBass49
Here's my poster design for you to download if you live in an upcoming primary state:

Yours? I found it on a friend's FB photo section last week. At the moment it's taking a turn as my main profile pic.

Awesome! Makes me feel all warm & tingly...lol

Yeah...check the original post: Link (new window)
Then scroll down for the post where I fix the misspelling. Glad folks enjoy it!

RoxtarRyan: SubBass49: Here's my poster design for you to download if you live in an upcoming primary state:

Well done! Any way you can make one that looks good in greyscale? I can print a bunch out on the laser printer, but it isn't color. There's a straw poll in Bristol, Connecticut tomorrow that I want to troll.

Yeah...there should be a grayscale 8.5x11 link there...if I messed it up lemme know though and I can re-upload it.

By the way...if you guys want to help me come up with some other witty GOP Primary slogans for Colbert, I can make other versions of the poster. I just went with an obvious generic Republican-sounding slogan b/c I was in a hurry.

Haha...mission accepted.

Downloadable 8.5x11 versions:

Color (new window)

B&W/Grayscale (new window)

Tried to keep the slogan Colbert-esque...hope ya like it.

SubBass49
Awesome! Makes me feel all warm & tingly...lol

Yeah...check the original post: Link (new window)
Then scroll down for the post where I fix the misspelling. Glad folks enjoy it!

hah... cool. I had no idea where it originated. I figured the Colbert people put it out there.

Sopwith: My vote is for Cthulhu/Flying Spaghetti Monster 2012.

Why vote for the lesser evil?



Accept no substitutes