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That baby is tripping soooooo hard.

veedeevadeevoodee: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x373]

Damn that Putin can sure be creepy.

Skanque: That baby is tripping soooooo hard.

Yeah. That picture would be good with a "I'm trippin' balls, man!" caption...

The comments remind me of the little old lady who told me I should never allow my baby to "jump" on my lap (holding her under the arms) before she could stand indepenently, because it would give her bowed legs.

KidneyStone: namegoeshere: The comments remind me of the little old lady who told me I should never allow my baby to "jump" on my lap (holding her under the arms) before she could stand indepenently, because it would give her bowed legs.

I love to go swimmin with bow-legged women

/and swim between their legs

farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies

Mrs. PCoC makes a similar face if I go in for an unexpected motorboating.

/Motorboating son of a biatch.

@#---{0000>)``

I read that headline as, dad wakes sleeping baby by motorboating it.

Nice jorts, dweeb.

That kid is not scared, the noise probably sounds like moms vibrator and the kid remembers that.

/my son knew Pink Floyd and Metallica before he came out
//had a similar reaction when a song was played that he knew

Someone needs to make a "Do Not Want" and "What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen" meme pic.

/no shop skills
//yes, even for text

un_farking_real: I read that headline as, dad wakes sleeping baby by motorboating it.

Me too! I was like holy shiat how big are that babies boobs!?

Methinks a photoshop contest or captions contest should be in the works...

chopit: Nice jorts, dweeb.

Really? I read that headline as "baby was not amused when daddy tried to motorboat mommy's tits".

Subby: Baby: (v_v); Dad: *motorboat*; Baby: (⊙_⊙)

Chris Hansen: Have a seat over there

Quote fail.

Damn that is one ugly lookin' baby.

Someone should go find a banana...

2CountyFairs: chopit: Nice jorts, dweeb.

Really? I read that headline as "baby was not amused when daddy tried to motorboat mommy's tits".

Yeah, that was about my take-away from the headline.

Can't stop here, it's bat country!

kid should be more upset that her dad has jorts.

Not unlike clicking a rugbyjock link before learning what to expect from a rugbyjock link.

Tsar_Bomba1: Damn that is one ugly lookin' baby.

Newborns all look pretty damned weird until you have one of your own.

This is news?

I was hoping dad was motorboating mom.

Leaving disappointed.

chopit: Nice jorts, dweeb.

I will go ahead and speak for fathers everywhere. When you've got a new little one at home, shiatty clothes instantly become your regular wardrobe. Now, I've not sunk to the level of jorts, but my regular home couture consists of wind pants, sweat pants, mesh shorts, 10-year old tshirts and well-worn hoodies. You spend too much time crawling around on the floor and getting thrown up on to wear anything nicer than that. It's like college, minus the fun.

/But with the addition of a new kind of fun.
//Also tired.

jscart: That kid is not scared, the noise probably sounds like moms vibrator and the kid remembers that.

/my son knew Pink Floyd and Metallica before he came out
//had a similar reaction when a song was played that he knew

...and wondering when the extreme jostling and squeezing is going to start?

JesseL: Tsar_Bomba1: Damn that is one ugly lookin' baby.

Newborns all look pretty damned weird until you have one of your own.

And then too, sometimes.

Who was the guy a few years ago that posted some really *interesting* photos that were both disturbing and horrifingly riveting at the same time. It truly was *what has been seen cannot be unseen* I think his handle started with a G. He was also incredibly random, and really threw some threads off the track. Like train wreck off the track.

Not much different than the "shshshsh" part of the 4 s's.

The My Little Pony Killer: When will people learn that nobody thinks their child is cute except for them?

APPROVES! (new window)

mcwehrle: JesseL: Tsar_Bomba1: Damn that is one ugly lookin' baby.

Newborns all look pretty damned weird until you have one of your own.

And then too, sometimes.

Yep. Mine looked like Yoda and Mother Theressa had spawned.

Artcurus: Who was the guy a few years ago that posted some really *interesting* photos that were both disturbing and horrifingly riveting at the same time. It truly was *what has been seen cannot be unseen* I think his handle started with a G. He was also incredibly random, and really threw some threads off the track. Like train wreck off the track.

Yes, that's the correct initial, but we are not allowed to state his name. Damn, I miss him.

What the kid may have been looking at...

Sorry guise, but infants this old have the eyesight of my 95 year old aunt without her glasses.

Cybernetic: All newborns look more or less like Winston Churchill.

Strange. Mine looked more like a failed prize fighter.

Then again his mother's birth canal of steel did break his nose.