lol

His speech should be, "Oops." and then walk off the stage.

Don't stop believin'

Endorsing Newt instead of Santorum? I wonder why.

And in Perry's classic "I have only begun to be stupid on a national scale!" style, Perry is said to be endorsing Newt Gingrich.

/stay derpy, my friends

More importantly, he had that "presidential hair."

Oops

Shoulda prayed harder, Rick.

Gingrich/Perry 2012!

Suck it (or should I say KISS IT) Gene $immons!

Link

Adios mofo

Carth: Endorsing Newt instead of Santorum? I wonder why.

He enjoys sexual congress

boobsrgood: Carth: Endorsing Newt instead of Santorum? I wonder why.

He probably figures Santorum will get wiped out.

I see what you did there.

Also no thread on Santorum winning Iowa? It is only in TF area?

So does Perry hold onto his cash to fund future campaigns for himself, or does he fold it into Newt's "goin down swingin/doin the democrats' job for them" fund?

Be interesting to see whether he's angling for a lobbying job in buddying up with Newt, or if he is just flipping Mitt the bird on the way back to Texas.

Cythraul: Awwww. But he was my number 1 pick. He had that 'presidential look.'

Yeah...he was so Reaganesque. A truly simple mind in the tradition of Forrest Gump in stage 1 of ALzheimers.

Now he can go back to looking for the Birth Certificate full time...

God should be in the running for biggest prankster of the year.

Telling all these GOP candidates to run for president and then watching them drop out.

I guess it's back to governing Texas back to the Stone Age.

MEMORY BUFFER OVERFLOW

Good. Corpse - pissing endorsin' sumbich.

We have a saying in Texas- when the going gets tough, and you're 4th and long, it's good to stand behind the fat guy and hope that he'll be able to... uh.. wait, let me start over.

politics tab inactive?

Jake Havechek: Shoulda prayed harder, Rick.

The last of the candidates that god told to run is now out. I wonder if they feel badly he told them to run knowing the whole time he would let the Mormon win?

Rev. Skarekroe: Remember when he first joined the race and everyone was like "OMG, this guy's gonna be just like W and appeal to populist voters and maybe actually win this thing!" and then he started actually saying stuff and we were all like "Whew, and I thought W came off like an idiot!"?

Those were the days.

Yeah, I commented a few months ago that I though Perry had it in the bag. Governor of Texas, all the correct opinions for the Teatard class and the rest of the Republican pack fit right in at a Ringling Brothers reunion. How can you screw that up?

Luckily for him, breathing and heart beat are only two things, so at least he's doesn't forget them.

Subby's headline will be the opening joke on tonight's Daily Show.

/as it should be

Rick Perry fired so many bullets into his own campaign it's hard to see how it can survive. Hey man , nice shot.

Hey Man ... Nice shot (new window)


Nice shot Man....

Carth: boobsrgood: Carth: Endorsing Newt instead of Santorum? I wonder why.

He probably figures Santorum will get wiped out.

I see what you did there.

Also no thread on Santorum winning Iowa? It is only in TF area?

It's on the Politics page, with an appropriate "vote Republican" headline.

Look at this terrorist just strutting at the news!

Is he taking the Christian Dominionists with him?

Why is the list of peeps we can vote for ALWAYS rich cocksuckers who don't give a fark about us?
...and lately they are all wack-job fundies to boot.

I'll miss Perry like I miss my last ear infarksion.

SweetSilverBlues: I heard the news and said "Thank God!"

Then I had to laugh at myself.

I said the same thing too. And I"m a Texan. I hate the bastard. Additionally, I don't know a single person who likes him, and all of my friends/family/associates are typically conservative republicans. I don't know how the douchebag keeps getting elected as governor when I have yet to meet a single person who likes him.

I am happy that he was able to dupe rich people into giving him millions of dollars, which he pumped into the local economies in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina.

Hey, Where's Perry?

He's off to fight the terrorists in Turkey, or so I hear.

RexTalionis: He's Texas' problem once again.

/And Texas can keep him.

But we don't farking want him!!!!