vpb: After looking at those photos I'd say he doesn't have the sound judgment needed to be in law enforcement.

he has exactly the kind of judgement i expect from cop

/sex on the job is fun

At once?!

Must be cop math. 5 women but the equivalent of 10.

That's still 139 off a gross.

I read that as "married police officer sacked five women while on dudy"

What those four women ever saw in him I'll never know.

So he was sacked for his sack shenanigans?

She only turned him in after finding out he was banging over chicks.

Hell hath no fury like a [chunky] woman scorned?

That's not gross. A gross is 144. That looks more like 2 gross.

'gross ton of women' or 'ton of gross women'. either way, it works.

Ah the British, wtf happened to your gene pool?

Bunnyhat: Making up quality with quantity.

Tell me about it...

All cops do this, yes even your husband.

"Police Officer sacked"

Yes, I'm sure at least one of them did.

Disappointed to find it took longer than a day.

Fetish with the fatties.

They're not ugly, they're English

/at least the blonde has all of her teeth

Dude slept with Ronnie Wood

Salmon: Dude slept with Ronnie Wood

He has really let himself go

I'm always amazed at the shock and outrage by complete whores when they discover the whore they were whoring around with has more whores to whore.

/whore

Oh, for crying out loud. This can't be real.

that hair style can by quite fetching, but not on her

A Fark Handle: /sex on the job is fun

I get farked a lot at work, but I've never had sex.

We've been over this before. There's no sex in the champagne...uh, boiler room.

keylock71: He likes 'em chunky...

This!

BumpInTheNight: What those four women ever saw in him I'll never know.

and this!

I have had sex at work as I was working, but I am not a cop.

The Ron Wood one has back-boobs. And why do they keep saying "slept with?" Clearly, there was no sleeping going on. I think "porking" would be more appropriate in this context.

kill it with fire. cockpunch etc. i threw up alot.

Trance750: You can bet he was just a rookie, because they wouldn't fire a seasoned cop over this.

In fact in order to get fired on the police force you REALLY have to work at it

hell, in america if they actually fire a LEO he/she can just take it on down the road and sure as shiat another PD will hire them. trained, experienced LEOs are cherished regardless of how awesome a dooshbag they are. they cover their own filth, just like the Roman Catholic Church and it's many child molesting so-called men of the cloth. put them elsewhere, let them do it again.

keylock71: He likes 'em chunky...

He likes his oatmeal lumpy?

love is a battlefield.

Noobian Noob: love is a battlefield.

Then war is hell.

freetomato: When I was a little girl, my aunt Ruth had this toilet paper cozy that sat on the back of her toilet. It had a plastic doll's face, and fake fur hair.

This lady looks just like it. But angry. And big.

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That could be her "bad" side...

litespeed74: freetomato: When I was a little girl, my aunt Ruth had this toilet paper cozy that sat on the back of her toilet. It had a plastic doll's face, and fake fur hair.

This lady looks just like it. But angry. And big.

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That could be her "bad" side...

Her bad side is any side facing the sun.