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2012-01-19 01:23:03 PM
Thank you God for another year of not having a threesome with Jessica Biel and Miranda Kerr.

Wait for it...
 
2012-01-19 01:24:24 PM
i1178.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 01:24:48 PM

imontheinternet: Thank you God for another year of not having a threesome with Jessica Biel and Miranda Kerr.

Wait for it...


See, if you were to drop dead right now, that would be pretty funny.
 
2012-01-19 01:24:51 PM
God be trollin'
 
2012-01-19 01:25:00 PM

MorteDiem: God is an iron. -- L. Niven


I said it first. -- S. Robinson
 
2012-01-19 01:25:15 PM
Exodus 20:7
Matthew 6:5

It's almost as if these Christians weren't Christians
 
2012-01-19 01:25:22 PM

Ennuipoet: I know this makes me an awful human being, but everything about this story pleases me greatly.


No, it just make you a typical atheist.
 
2012-01-19 01:26:00 PM
Well that is one more future welfare/Medicaid/social security recipient my tax dollars won't have to take care of. Major in religious studies, yeah that is useful.

Queue the "well, bye" pic
 
2012-01-19 01:26:09 PM
In before the Atheists post and show what tools they can b.....

Awww....
 
2012-01-19 01:28:53 PM

GreatBunzinni: Exodus 20:7
Matthew 6:5

It's almost as if these Christians weren't Christians


Matthew 28:19
Mark 16:15

It's almost like you pick cherries.

/not a Christian
 
2012-01-19 01:29:57 PM
Sets voice modulator to "Nelson"

Ahem...

Ha Ha!
 
2012-01-19 01:31:07 PM
Let see, we can go with:
- not a true christian
- lord works in mysterious ways
- tebow needed help

1mut.com
 
2012-01-19 01:31:43 PM

Zombie DJ: In before the Atheists post and show what tools they can b.....

Awww....


so far the Fark Atheist Brigade has expressed real human emotion and not much judgement...unlike the religious contingent

hmmm...
 
2012-01-19 01:32:32 PM
Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you
You telling all the people the original sin
He says he knows you better than you'll ever know him
 
2012-01-19 01:33:59 PM
When you're still in high school, you're not majoring in anything except "general studies." Wanting to go home and read the bible like other kids are reading Harry Potter does not a religious studies major make.
 
2012-01-19 01:35:04 PM

Walker: she tweeted "Thank you God for a nother year of life"
Leave it to a religious school student to think "another" is two words.


it is: an other

they just got squished together somewhere along the line

evolution, man

/i've been meaning to pick up writing "a nother" as a naffectation
 
2012-01-19 01:35:45 PM

Richard Flaccid: Ennuipoet: I know this makes me an awful human being, but everything about this story pleases me greatly.

No, it just make you a typical atheist.


Typical atheists are not pleased by a tragic death. There are some, however, that are able to see the irony at play here and laugh at it.

Perhaps you should stop listening to what your pastor tells you "typical atheists" are like and actually talk to one some time.
 
2012-01-19 01:36:22 PM

the_sidewinder: Eih, the Illuminati are fine, you have to watch out for the Majestic 12


My money's on J.C. Denton.
 
2012-01-19 01:37:31 PM
#624751567-Please come forward.
 
2012-01-19 01:38:16 PM

Walker: Patterson tweeted that day, "Thank you God for another year of life."

Actually she tweeted "Thank you God for a nother year of life"
Leave it to a religious school student to think "another" is two words.


Ummm.... "another" is in fact a compound word.
"an" + "other"

TMYK
 
2012-01-19 01:38:42 PM

Profedius: Well that is one more future welfare/Medicaid/social security recipient my tax dollars won't have to take care of. Major in religious studies, yeah that is useful.

Queue the "well, bye" pic


Yeah, its her "major" that made.you say that. Riiight.
 
2012-01-19 01:38:43 PM
Dog
 
2012-01-19 01:39:03 PM
God just keeps killing people When will this madness end.
 
2012-01-19 01:39:21 PM

Harmania: Walker: Patterson tweeted that day, "Thank you God for another year of life."

Actually she tweeted "Thank you God for a nother year of life"
Leave it to a religious school student to think "another" is two words.

Ummm.... "another" is in fact a compound word.
"an" + "other"

TMYK


maybe it's three words:

a not her
 
2012-01-19 01:39:41 PM
Are we sure she didn't have some underlying condition that she knew about? Why else would a healthy person thank G-man for another year of life when they're only 21?

Or maybe I'm just reading into it too much, and she's one of those people who thinks every day is a gift.
 
2012-01-19 01:39:44 PM
img1.fark.net was built for this type of story.

WHY U NO USE!?!?!?!
 
2012-01-19 01:40:24 PM
It makes about as much sense to tweet "god" as it makes to have a conversation with your next breath.

Potential and material don't mix, even though they comprise the world.
 
2012-01-19 01:40:43 PM
This athiest/Zombie BeJesus fight thread brought to you by:
i1178.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 01:42:18 PM

nopokerface: Matthew 28:19
Mark 16:15

It's almost like you pick cherries.

/not a Christian



Talk about cherry picking. You cannot quote Matthew 28:19 without quoting Matthew 28:18-20. In it it states that disciples should teach new disciples how to follow all commandments given by God, not to break them. And spreading the Lord's word doesn't mean preaching like hypocrites and blabber on just for show, as clearly and extensively stated in Mathew 6:5-6.
 
2012-01-19 01:43:27 PM

Richard Flaccid: Ennuipoet: I know this makes me an awful human being, but everything about this story pleases me greatly.

No, it just make you a typical atheist.


Just like projecting one person's comment on to an entire group makes you a typical religious person.
 
2012-01-19 01:44:45 PM

Heist: Are we sure she didn't have some underlying condition that she knew about? Why else would a healthy person thank G-man for another year of life when they're only 21?

Or maybe I'm just reading into it too much, and she's one of those people who thinks every day is a gift.


I thought that, but it seems odd nobody would know about it.
 
2012-01-19 01:46:47 PM

EfiniX: was built for this type of story.

WHY U NO USE!?!?!?!


How is this ironic?
 
2012-01-19 01:47:08 PM
If she's 21 then Ima gonna guess OD or click murmur sudden death syndrome from ventricular fibrillation .... or possibly a smiting. I've known 2 young women in their 20s who died from a click murmur v fib. The valve is too loose on the chordae tendinae and it slaps the inside of the heart producing an audible click. At some point it hits it hard enough to produce a fibrillation by disrupting the cardiac rhythm and 4 minutes later the person is dead.
 
2012-01-19 01:47:13 PM

GreatBunzinni: Talk about cherry picking. You cannot quote Matthew 28:19 without quoting Matthew 28:18-20. In it it states that disciples should teach new disciples how to follow all commandments given by God, not to break them. And spreading the Lord's word doesn't mean preaching like hypocrites and blabber on just for show, as clearly and extensively stated in Mathew 6:5-6.


The scriptures add up to this: pray in private, and praise God to others. This doesn't make her a hypocrite. Her thanks for another year of life was a form of praise.

Here they are without your self serving interpretation. It says nothing about 'other disciples', rather it says 'all nations'.

Mat 28:18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
Mat 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
Mat 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
 
2012-01-19 01:48:01 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: EfiniX: was built for this type of story.

WHY U NO USE!?!?!?!

How is this ironic?


He didn't say it was. He said the ironic tag was built for this type of story.

And that is ironic. Or it isn't. Which means it is.
 
2012-01-19 01:48:40 PM

BurnShrike: Richard Flaccid: Ennuipoet: I know this makes me an awful human being, but everything about this story pleases me greatly.

No, it just make you a typical atheist.

Typical atheists are not pleased by a tragic death. There are some, however, that are able to see the irony at play here and laugh at it.

Perhaps you should stop listening to what your pastor tells you "typical atheists" are like and actually talk to one some time.


Seeing the irony and pointing it out : Understandable.

Laughing at it : Kind of makes you a dick.
 
2012-01-19 01:48:51 PM
She tweeted a prayer to god. What kind of phone does god have? I bet Steve Jobs is all in god's face about getting an iPhone.
 
2012-01-19 01:49:29 PM

wyltoknow: Walker: THAT'S A MAN BABY!

When did Fark become 4chan?




Every time a black woman's picture appears.
 
2012-01-19 01:52:51 PM
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.
 
2012-01-19 01:53:15 PM
If I was god I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything

/norwegian lesbians who feed me grapes and know how to sing
 
2012-01-19 01:55:23 PM

urban.derelict: norwegian lesbians


God would know to get bisexuals.
 
2012-01-19 01:55:32 PM
God doesn't like the presumptuous and is a massive dick.

These things happen.
 
2012-01-19 01:56:40 PM

Richard Flaccid: Seeing the irony and pointing it out : Understandable.

Laughing at it : Kind of makes you a dick.


Perhaps, but in that case you shouldn't be on Fark. That's what we do here. And the laughing certainly isn't divided on religious beliefs.
 
2012-01-19 02:00:15 PM

BurnShrike: Perhaps, but in that case you shouldn't be on Fark.


I disagree. If you want to call someone a dick, Fark is the place for you!
 
2012-01-19 02:07:56 PM
FTFA: She was a senior majoring in religious studies

And nothing of value was lost.
 
2012-01-19 02:08:37 PM
That's sad. Amusing circumstances, unfortunate that she died.

That being said -- she went out with an appreciation for life. Few of us do.
 
2012-01-19 02:09:32 PM

nopokerface: BurnShrike: Perhaps, but in that case you shouldn't be on Fark.

I disagree. If you want to call someone a dick, Fark is the place for you!


Well, I can't disagree with that. But Fark isn't the place to come if you get all butt-hurt by people mocking tragic situations.
 
2012-01-19 02:11:34 PM

poot42: One less religious zealot.

Sad, but it had to be said.

No, it didn't. You chose to say it because it allows you think doing so educates us all somehow. It doesn't. You're not insightful.
 
2012-01-19 02:11:54 PM

BurnShrike: But Fark isn't the place to come if you get all butt-hurt by people mocking tragic situations.


Well, it is if you enjoy getting all butt hurt by people mocking tragic situations. In fact, it has to be one of the very best places to go in that case....
 
2012-01-19 02:11:56 PM
This is far more IRONIC than SAD. Subby sort of fail, but headline makes up for it.
 
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