10/10 would rage again.
Well played, mods.

I completely agree.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!

Whatta jip.

Wat?

Popcorn cures cancer, it's a fact.

Especially the ones that are like mutant popcorn where they're like half popcorn and half kernel, they have double antioxidants and healing power.

Should've had a SOPA/PIPA troll in the title, but other than that 9/10...

Hey, I'm all for mandatory circumcisions as much as the next guy, but did they have to take off so much? How about a little turtleneck the next time.

You forgot "people who don't tip"

breastfeeding in public should be illegal

Personally, I think Monster Cables are an excellent deal!

Oh, and Vaccines should be outlawed because of that Mercury Poison Thing causing autism.

I just got back from having my pit bull Sarah Palin circumcised, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

So, is PC gaming better than console gaming?

My beer is best beer.

Starbucks has good coffee.

Fark: Our Trolls Go To 11

my religion is better than yours and let me tell you why?

The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars movie.

/Sisko was the best captain.

Thanks for killing Osama bin Laden, President Bush.

Thanks for advancing the field of birth certificate forgery, "President" Fartbongo.

I'm glad FOX cancelled Firefly. It sucked.

I'm stuck on a plane with not one but two fat families and their pudgy crying babies on each side and this is the best thread fark can deliver? Man, I wish there was a kid-free flight option, I bet it'd be sold out every time.

There should be a law against bullying

Love popcorn, real butter and salt; Apple products, just turn them on and they work; global warming happens; not a fan of pit bulls; don't care what people do with their penises, candlesticks always make a nice gift.

Well, you're right...circumcised Apple products should be globally warmed. Or, something.

Guns don't kill people...

Make sure that you make your popcorn with margarine, because veganism ensures a long, healthy life.

Keifer Sutherland is such an attention whore, in his new series his co-star doesn't get a speaking role.

No college in the nation can hold a candle to the proud tradition of Duke athletics.

Ketchup.
You know where it goes.

JinxofSpades: Make sure that you make your popcorn with margarine, because veganism ensures a long, healthy life.

I read that as Migraine. Now I have a headache. Does HeadOn really work?

Is it appropriate to pay the Mohel, or do they just get a tip?

AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

sn68f: JinxofSpades: Make sure that you make your popcorn with margarine, because veganism ensures a long, healthy life.

I read that as Migraine. Now I have a headache. Does HeadOn really work?

Doubly well, because both the cause and the solution are one molecule away from plastic.

Obamacare is the shiat.

sn68f: JinxofSpades: Make sure that you make your popcorn with margarine, because veganism ensures a long, healthy life.

I read that as Migraine. Now I have a headache. Does HeadOn really work?

I hear migraines are caused by vaccines. I know its true because Jenny McCarthy said so.

Marijuana is only smoked by lowlifes and thugs who are probably black and have a number of kids out of wedlock who are abusing the welfare system which is an otherwise perfect system just like Medicare and social security which are only having problems because dems like Obama aren't really Americans and they don't love our country or the eagles who weren't nearly as good as Don Henley was when he went solo and sang about the boys of summer which was an homage to his friends at NASA who faked the moon landing over the summer before showing to the country who was still reeling from the faked death of JFK which was carried out by protestants because they knew a Catholic president would molest little boys so instead they sent him to gitmo which is why I support them keeping it open rather than unleashing an evil Kennedy back into the world who would end up wrestling with Tebow, the greatest football player of all time,