Bob would also like to remind you that sexually harassing models will lead to costly lawsuits.

I thought he died years ago. What is he, the farking Highlander?

Bob Barker has banged more fine looking models than I ever have (or will), and can still kick your ass.

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Wayne Brady on Let's Make a Deal is even worse.

Wayne Brady gonna choke a biatch behind door #3!

/57 states..........

barneyfifesbullet: Drew Carey killed The Price is Right. Just flat out killed it.

Wayne Brady on Let's Make a Deal is even worse.

No, Drew Carey injected new life into The Price Is Right, and finally updating the set made it brighter and better.

The last decade of Bob was a doddering old man's ego trip.

No sappy tag?

Q. How do you neuter an elephant?
A. Very, very carefully.

Step one: Get the elephant so drunk he won't remember anything in the morning.
Step two: Make sure the elephant is sleeping in a comfortable position.
Step three: Using a forklift or pulley system, raise the elephant's upper hind leg. If elephant is sleeping on his back with all four legs in the air, make sure he is braced so he doesn't roll.
Step four: read the road map very carefully. An elephant's skin is a couple of inches thick but very sensitive, so you want to measure twice, cut once.
Step five: share your measurements with the world via your cellphone.
Step six: Make an incision in the correct location, as small as possible. A local anesthetic might be a good idea. Have a few bottles of your favorite local anesthetic on hand. Locate the vas deferens. It will be like a human vas deferens, only larger by a factor of 100X or more. Cut it carefully. Tie the tubes in a bow so you can undo the vasectomy later.
Step seven: glue the skin back together carefully. Take care not to glue anything to the elephant that shouldn't be glued to a drunk vasectomized elephant, such as your hand.
Step eight: paint the area carefully with what's left of the local anesthetic to kill germs. Drink remaining local anesthetic and leave.
Step nine: move to Iceland under an assumed name and grow facial hair to disguise yourself as Sven Smorgasbrotsen. This is a very important step. If the elephant puts two and two together and gets four, something which most elephants easily have the intelligence to do, it may come after you. Remember that elephants can't bend their knees, so try to find a house that's up a fairly tall bluff or cliff, preferably one made of something hard and durable, like granite or basalt. This is the second most important step in neutering an elephant. Only step one is more important. If you fail here, you might as well be dead.

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