Wasn't that the working title for Elvis' hit song?

An early Lou Reed concept album, I believe.

RminusQ: psh, the New York Post has been at this since before the Fark squirrel had balls.

this. They are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to headlines.

Do you not remember the headline about the economy going up and down like a prostitues panties?

Meatmen FTW!

"Manning then forced her into a restroom, molested her and told her she couldn't leave until she performed oral sex, sources said."


Aw, shucks, I was hoping King Missile would come in to play here.

The Fudge Packing sex fiend is still at large..

what about paul?

hey, rocky, look, i'm porking it!!!

I think almost any Farker would write BETTER headlines.

A creep was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman

So wouldn't that be "alleged creep"?

Way to stay impartial, NYPost. Are there any real journalists left in the world anymore?

Mr. Shabooboo: The Fudge Packing sex fiend is still at large..

Why yes, yes I am.

Actual sports headline from spring training last year:

"Colon Doesn't Stink"

Doesn't quite beat "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar"

The New York post is a rabid headline mill. They would personally break a midget psychic out of jail to write the "Small Medium at Large" headline.

/j-school grad.
//took a class on "copy editing" which became a "whacky headlines" course once the teacher drank her second mug of "coffee"
/// got a real job once i realized i can't write.

True to his monicker, he packed that woman's mouth with his he-meat.

neversubmit: Mr. Shabooboo: The Fudge Packing sex fiend is still at large..

Why yes, yes I am.

I assume you still ship in 40 lb. boxes?

The POST was FARK before FARK was FARK

vinnydoz007: RminusQ: psh, the New York Post has been at this since before the Fark squirrel had balls.

this. They are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to headlines.

Do you not remember the headline about the economy going up and down like a prostitues panties?

Oh man, they have the best headlines. 3 Teens kill 4? Axis of Weasel referring to the UN. And of course the best one ever:

BurnShrike: A creep was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman

So wouldn't that be "alleged creep"?

Way to stay impartial, NYPost. Are there any real journalists left in the world anymore?

A group of anonymous, Latin-American Meatpacking glitterati ?



/obscure
//not obscured by clouds

Sounds like Butcher Pete

What's a guy gotta do to get his meat packed around here?!?

At first I was like "Oh, you better believe I'm clicking that title!", and then I was like "Why would they put 'sex fiend' in quotation marks but not 'meatpacking'?"; then I was like "I think too much.".

Two wrongs do not make a right, and the b*stard needs to be punished, but are there really women out there who think "partying" with a stranger on a hotel could possibly be a good idea?

Mr. Cokehead needs Mr. Justice to send him to prison, Mrs. Cokehead needs momma to smack her upside the head.

Boredom begets beauty

/explains a lot