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(Yahoo)   Ever wonder what Snooki would look like without makeup? Well picture a vision standing in a dark smoky bar.......in Mos Eisley   (tv.yahoo.com) divider line 20
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2012-01-19 12:44:27 PM  
8 votes:
A wretched hole of cum and villainy.
2012-01-19 08:58:27 AM  
8 votes:
Wow, she actually looks pretty good without the make-up gun set to "whore".
2012-01-19 09:11:09 AM  
4 votes:
He doesn't like you. I don't like you either

This little one's not worth the effort
2012-01-19 06:40:55 PM  
3 votes:
prezwho.com
2012-01-19 12:41:49 PM  
3 votes:
"I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow." - Vincent Frank


Beauty is in tha eye of the beholder but Snookie ain't even on tha level. If thurr was a Mendoza Line for hotness on the shore she'd be batting a .160 maybe brought up to a .225 by her wealth cuz u kno it would BOSS ta say u hooked up wit Snooks, just ta say it. But holmes, nobody, and I mean nobody would cop to scoring with Denna. The real score is getting J-Woww. Nail that mantis and U got tha world title for life, bro. That's Ric Flair level. Tha other girl, Sammi. She wacked in the head but I seen her look good. U gots 2 hit n quit her tho. She's covered in str8 up orange insanity.

What bugs me about da Jersey Shore is that they don't even roll at the hypest clubs. Karma is beat, bro. Ain't nobody with any came goin to Karma. That place was out of fashion back in the 2009 when they first pooped on the scene and since than it's gotten even worse. All the tru playas and playettes b & The Headliner or Doolan's. Yo can't just roll up on those spots in a pair of pajama jeans wit yo muffin top trying to open a bakery. For that and other reason's tha Jerz is fake life.
2012-01-19 01:50:21 PM  
2 votes:

Poison: Did I ever wonder what she looks like without makeup? No, I can honestly say I haven't. And my life has somehow gone on.


I never wondered, but now it's driving it crazy. What would that little redneck look like? Is she the same color? Does makeup hide the intelligence in her face? Is she actually 45? Could there--oh there's a link. Well, thank god. I was in a complete tizzy.
2012-01-19 05:36:16 PM  
1 votes:
Fake bro characters on Fark. How exciting!

whosoeverdesires.files.wordpress.com
2012-01-19 04:48:06 PM  
1 votes:
The term you all are looking for is "less bad":

She looks less bad without the whoreclown makeup. She would look even more less bad if she STFU.
2012-01-19 04:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
If you two farkers don't give some kind of explanation as to what the motherfarking fark you guys are talking about, I'm gonna pop a farkin spoke.
2012-01-19 03:01:14 PM  
1 votes:

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.


Hang her off a bungie cord... could be interesting.
2012-01-19 02:18:29 PM  
1 votes:

peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.


"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.
2012-01-19 01:18:27 PM  
1 votes:
A skank by any other name is still a skank
2012-01-19 12:25:11 PM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.


I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.


By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.
2012-01-19 12:22:34 PM  
1 votes:

Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.



I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.
2012-01-19 12:14:40 PM  
1 votes:

tnpir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.


Definitely a Cuervo Moment.
2012-01-19 10:27:39 AM  
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.
2012-01-19 09:36:35 AM  
1 votes:
She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.
2012-01-19 09:25:31 AM  
1 votes:
That does nothing for my Oompa Loompa fetish.

www.all2need.com

/ah, there we are
2012-01-19 09:23:29 AM  
1 votes:
Now that you've asked. No, no I did not wonder.
2012-01-19 08:42:16 AM  
1 votes:
Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...
 
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