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2012-01-19 08:42:16 AM  
Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...
 
2012-01-19 08:54:07 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


No. She definitely looks better. However, I'm sure she took 500 pics before she got a good one.
 
2012-01-19 08:54:17 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


She does, it also helps that she lost a bunch of weight. Now she just needs a higher IQ.
 
2012-01-19 08:58:27 AM  
Wow, she actually looks pretty good without the make-up gun set to "whore".
 
2012-01-19 09:11:09 AM  
He doesn't like you. I don't like you either

This little one's not worth the effort
 
2012-01-19 09:11:33 AM  
Yeah, put me in the "improvement" camp..



/in before the "who is this" crowd
 
2012-01-19 09:21:16 AM  
She looks surprisingly good.

Good for her.
 
2012-01-19 09:23:29 AM  
Now that you've asked. No, no I did not wonder.
 
2012-01-19 09:25:31 AM  
That does nothing for my Oompa Loompa fetish.

www.all2need.com

/ah, there we are
 
2012-01-19 09:36:01 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


I'm actually shocked to think the same thing. Wow.
 
2012-01-19 09:36:35 AM  
She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.
 
2012-01-19 09:40:59 AM  

basemetal: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I'm actually shocked to think the same thing. Wow.


Same here. Not sure how to feel about that.
 
2012-01-19 09:42:43 AM  
She looks really pretty when she doesn't apply her makeup with a trowel. Unfortunately, she'll still eventually speak, driving her relevant attractiveness back to "ogrish".
 
2012-01-19 09:49:44 AM  

Sybarite: That does nothing for my Oompa Loompa fetish.

[www.all2need.com image 400x400]

/ah, there we are


Jesus, I'm trying to eat my breakfast here. A REAL jersey shore special, egg and pork roll on a bun.
/not some jersey wanttobe
 
2012-01-19 09:56:39 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


No, she looks way better. Even hittable.
 
2012-01-19 10:05:34 AM  
Wearing makeup in natural tones != not wearing makeup.

Try again.
 
2012-01-19 10:07:01 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Wearing makeup in natural tones != not wearing makeup.

Try again.


^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-01-19 10:19:36 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


Nah, I was thinking the same thing.
 
2012-01-19 10:27:39 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.
 
2012-01-19 10:31:41 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


That's what I was thinking too. I thought there was something wrong with me.
 
2012-01-19 10:57:39 AM  

Mentat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

That's what I was thinking too. I thought there was something wrong with me.


Its wrong with me too.
 
2012-01-19 11:03:01 AM  
I...don't...farking...believe it.

I cant say it for snooki, but I'd do that chick, whoever she was, definitely
 
2012-01-19 11:06:18 AM  
She actually looks... sort of attractive. Hm. Wasn't expecting that.

//I'm sure it would be ruined when she started talking, but still
 
2012-01-19 11:30:56 AM  

brigid_fitch: She looks really pretty when she doesn't apply her makeup with a trowel. Unfortunately, she'll still eventually speak, driving her relevant attractiveness back to "ogrish".

gnomish.

FTFY

And she does look a lot better without the clearcoat.
 
2012-01-19 11:52:55 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

No. She definitely looks better. However, I'm sure she took 500 pics before she got a good one.


everyone looks better without clown makeup ... this is no surprise ...
what's FUNNIER is that she probably spent 5 hours in makeup getting the natural look

LOLOLOLOLOL
 
2012-01-19 12:13:59 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?



Not crazy at all. But I'll still give Subby a +1 for a Mos Eisley Cantina reference.
 
2012-01-19 12:14:40 PM  

tnpir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.


Definitely a Cuervo Moment.
 
2012-01-19 12:17:01 PM  
She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.
 
2012-01-19 12:17:30 PM  

Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.


I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.
 
2012-01-19 12:18:53 PM  
Wow with the weight loss and not going all Tammy Fay with the makeup she looks better. You hardly recognize her.
 
2012-01-19 12:20:18 PM  
She looks like a normal woman, and not a bad-looking normal woman either.
 
2012-01-19 12:21:10 PM  
She looks much better. Still dumber than wheat toast, but she is definitely cuter without all the crap.
 
2012-01-19 12:21:44 PM  
Say, these comments read like we're warming up in the locker room to beat a nerds ass when he comes down.

You guys must be stunningly beautiful.
 
2012-01-19 12:21:48 PM  
She's really cute. Take this girl, raise her in a decent family who sends her to a good school and makes her work hard on a farm or in a garage or whatever, and you'd have a pretty awesome person.
 
2012-01-19 12:22:34 PM  

Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.



I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.
 
2012-01-19 12:25:00 PM  
She's still pretty ugly but she looks a million times better in that pic.
 
2012-01-19 12:25:11 PM  

The_Sponge: Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.


I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.


By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.
 
2012-01-19 12:25:25 PM  
She looks good. Also she is a lot slimmer now so that is good. Plus this chick knows how to party and she is a spinner and she is dtf. Sounds like a good time to me.

/snooki call me
 
2012-01-19 12:25:43 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


She does

less like a real doll, and more human that way
 
2012-01-19 12:26:01 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.



Noooooooo! Help!
 
2012-01-19 12:26:16 PM  
She is absolutely, horrendeously-----not bad.

Seriously, the weight lose and the crappy tan and makeup, she cleans up alrighty.

Dear god, what have I done?
 
2012-01-19 12:29:41 PM  
She looks normal. Even hot.

Better than with her whorepaint©TM on
 
2012-01-19 12:30:38 PM  
Did I ever wonder what she looks like without makeup? No, I can honestly say I haven't. And my life has somehow gone on.
 
2012-01-19 12:31:02 PM  
weight loss.

I must say, that is definitely hittable. And that's without a case of beer.
 
2012-01-19 12:31:04 PM  

The_Sponge: DeathByGeekSquad: By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.


Noooooooo! Help!


We're sacrificing you for the good of us all, better she takes you then us, i do hope you understand
 
2012-01-19 12:31:57 PM  
"Wonder no more. The 24-year-old Jersey Shore star unveiled a makeup-free face on Twitter Wednesday, letting her natural beauty take center stage"

So why didn't they print THAT picture with the article?
 
2012-01-19 12:34:00 PM  
A little skillfully applied makeup can bring out a woman's best features and conceal certain things like blemishes or dark circles. Piling on the paint never makes anyone look better, and usually makes them look a) worse and b) older. Take Kim Kardashian - she's a useless, vapid idiot, but she's beautiful. Unfortunately, the caked-on makeup she almost always wears detracts from her good looks.
 
2012-01-19 12:34:47 PM  
I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.
 
2012-01-19 12:36:55 PM  

NorCalLos: I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.


Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.
 
2012-01-19 12:41:49 PM  
"I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow." - Vincent Frank


Beauty is in tha eye of the beholder but Snookie ain't even on tha level. If thurr was a Mendoza Line for hotness on the shore she'd be batting a .160 maybe brought up to a .225 by her wealth cuz u kno it would BOSS ta say u hooked up wit Snooks, just ta say it. But holmes, nobody, and I mean nobody would cop to scoring with Denna. The real score is getting J-Woww. Nail that mantis and U got tha world title for life, bro. That's Ric Flair level. Tha other girl, Sammi. She wacked in the head but I seen her look good. U gots 2 hit n quit her tho. She's covered in str8 up orange insanity.

What bugs me about da Jersey Shore is that they don't even roll at the hypest clubs. Karma is beat, bro. Ain't nobody with any came goin to Karma. That place was out of fashion back in the 2009 when they first pooped on the scene and since than it's gotten even worse. All the tru playas and playettes b & The Headliner or Doolan's. Yo can't just roll up on those spots in a pair of pajama jeans wit yo muffin top trying to open a bakery. For that and other reason's tha Jerz is fake life.
 
2012-01-19 12:42:15 PM  
No.
 
2012-01-19 12:44:27 PM  
A wretched hole of cum and villainy.
 
2012-01-19 12:44:38 PM  
It's like women on Survivor: always way hotter in their natural state in the wild than all gooped up with makeup for TV in the studio.
 
2012-01-19 12:45:04 PM  
The problem, of course, is that the photo doesn't provide one with the "Hey, it's August 20th, are they ever going to clean up that fully-loaded hogfish boat stuck in the mire just off the abandoned pier that had to shut down after the red tide" smell.
 
2012-01-19 12:46:10 PM  
I would hit it with beer goggles and ear plugs.
 
2012-01-19 12:46:20 PM  

Barry McCackiner: spinner


Just wondering what you think a spinner is?
 
2012-01-19 12:46:48 PM  
And, a double, no triple bagger.
 
2012-01-19 12:48:49 PM  
Ditch the fake tan, keep the makeup. I like trashy makeup.
 
2012-01-19 12:49:01 PM  
Nope. Still ugly.
 
2012-01-19 12:52:13 PM  

airsupport: A wretched hole of cum and villainy.


I almost spit my tea on my keyboard. Thanks :)
 
2012-01-19 12:56:04 PM  
came for the make-up gun set to whore and oompa loompa references.

can't come when thinking about her during my special alone time. either natural or whore.
 
2012-01-19 12:56:28 PM  
Jake Havechek
Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.


Bet your fun at parties..........
 
2012-01-19 01:03:34 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

No. She definitely looks better. However, I'm sure she took 500 pics before she got a good one.


That's what I was thinking too. Definitely looks better... and hittable. Oh gawd... my mind just threw up a little.
 
2012-01-19 01:06:09 PM  
Who cares? She's still an obnoxious, brain-dead, superficial waste of space with a terrible attitude.

Makeup or not, she's ugly.
 
2012-01-19 01:07:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: NorCalLos: I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.

Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.


I think this is a gross oversimplification. Also, it assumes people are inherently either good or bad. The fact is people's inhibitions are lowered when they drink. They might be more inclined to start some drama with the person they've been resenting for 25 years; or they might decide to tell someone they love them for the first time in 20 years. BUT, it could very well be the same guy that says both things. It's not only a-holes that act like a-holes when they're drunk; and not everyone who tells you they love you at 2:00 AM really loves you. From experience I've learned that inhibitions are actually really important to our social fabric. I have no problem with getting drunk once in a while; but when you're doing it so often that the things you say/do while intoxicating are spilling over into your sober life to the point that you lose sight of the fact that you'd probably be much better off if you just put down the booze; you might want to chill out for a while and see how things go.
 
2012-01-19 01:08:59 PM  
Nope. Still a Guinea pig.
 
2012-01-19 01:09:20 PM  
Wow. Thanks guys.

Thought I was going crazy there for a minute. But without all the makeup and orange tan and fake crap on her face she looks.....cute.


Now, I fully expect the First Horseman to ride this afternoon.
 
kab
2012-01-19 01:09:53 PM  
Subby is going to be in for a shock when he finds out that all women look different without makeup... in fact, the more makeup they normally wear, the more drastic the difference tends to be.
 
2012-01-19 01:10:49 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Now, I fully expect the First Horseman to ride this afternoon.


Don't worry, they're too taken aback by this turn of events themselves.
 
2012-01-19 01:12:21 PM  
Not shown - all of the other photos she took that didn't make it 'cos they look like:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-19 01:16:00 PM  

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?


Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.
 
2012-01-19 01:16:49 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 01:18:27 PM  
A skank by any other name is still a skank
 
2012-01-19 01:26:22 PM  

Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.


You can't polish a turd, Beavis.
 
2012-01-19 01:31:14 PM  
She looks pretty damn good.

If she ever wants to go unnoticed all she has to do is remove the makeup.
 
2012-01-19 01:33:22 PM  
Nice eyes without the raccoon make up.

and

Fans praised the MTV star's fresh-faced look, prompting the 4-foot-9 "Princess of Poughkeepsie"

That's....really not a title anyone should want.
 
2012-01-19 01:38:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow, she actually looks pretty good without the make-up gun set to "whore".


this^
 
2012-01-19 01:41:02 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


She does look a lot better. I have the feeling now that all her bad behaviour might be due to possession by slutty makeup.
 
2012-01-19 01:41:20 PM  

Hand Banana: Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.

I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.


No you don't. B&B on netflix has the videos cut out. It sucks pretty bad without them, actually.
 
2012-01-19 01:42:37 PM  
Y'all need to stay out of the tub wine.
 
2012-01-19 01:46:15 PM  
Hot or not, it can still speak.
 
2012-01-19 01:46:37 PM  
Alow me to join the masses in the "Looks much better without the Oompa Loompa fake tan and whore makeup but it's the personality that would turn my rod of steel into Mr Softy anyway" category.
 
2012-01-19 01:49:43 PM  
Looks shockingly normal.
 
2012-01-19 01:50:21 PM  

Poison: Did I ever wonder what she looks like without makeup? No, I can honestly say I haven't. And my life has somehow gone on.


I never wondered, but now it's driving it crazy. What would that little redneck look like? Is she the same color? Does makeup hide the intelligence in her face? Is she actually 45? Could there--oh there's a link. Well, thank god. I was in a complete tizzy.
 
2012-01-19 01:51:07 PM  
Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.
 
2012-01-19 01:55:02 PM  

peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.


I came in to say the same thing but say "Atlantic... City... Boardwalk"

Yours is more clever, well done.
 
2012-01-19 02:09:17 PM  
So this is The Incredible Orange Midget's alter-ego? Huh.

/Don't make her angry.
 
2012-01-19 02:12:02 PM  
She definitely looks better un-shellacked.
 
2012-01-19 02:13:15 PM  

Lunchlady: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

I came in to say the same thing but say "Atlantic... City... Boardwalk"

Yours is more clever, well done.


Same wavelength though and I like it!
 
2012-01-19 02:17:26 PM  

Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.


Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.
 
2012-01-19 02:18:08 PM  
Han came first.
 
2012-01-19 02:18:29 PM  

peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.


"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.
 
2012-01-19 02:21:28 PM  
Doesn't she have some flavor of South American ethnicity? She really looks it in TFA.
 
2012-01-19 02:23:30 PM  
No. I have never wondered that.
 
2012-01-19 02:27:53 PM  

IrateShadow: Doesn't she have some flavor of South American ethnicity? She really looks it in TFA.


She's Chilean
 
2012-01-19 02:33:40 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Han came first.


Then he had horrible warts.
 
2012-01-19 02:34:16 PM  
Ever wonder what Snooki

Nope..
 
2012-01-19 02:39:20 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Your post almost made me weep for humanity.

Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I give you a B+ though, you almost had me.
 
2012-01-19 02:44:16 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


This post has certainly motivated me. You truly are the best in the world.
 
2012-01-19 02:45:58 PM  
Play that same song!

/dewt do dewt do dew do dew
 
2012-01-19 02:51:03 PM  

joecro2000: IrateShadow: Doesn't she have some flavor of South American ethnicity? She really looks it in TFA.

She's Chilean


As a proud Chilean, I vehemently deny these claims!

/goddammit so much it's true
//it was better when we were known because of Pinochet...
 
2012-01-19 03:01:14 PM  

Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.


I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City
 
2012-01-19 03:01:14 PM  

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.


Hang her off a bungie cord... could be interesting.
 
2012-01-19 03:03:32 PM  
Quite an improvement.

Now, if we could do something about that empty head...
 
2012-01-19 03:15:06 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.
 
2012-01-19 03:16:25 PM  

Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City


www.thelostyear.com
 
2012-01-19 03:18:54 PM  
Makeup or not - ugly goes straight to the bone.
 
2012-01-19 03:30:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


No, you aren't. It's a night and day positive difference for me.
 
2012-01-19 03:31:14 PM  

peter21: Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.


That's a phat tale you told me, bro. You rocked a ¾ back then but did you do knot? Was the style mad different? I seen photographs & bros back then kicked it with pints of make-up on their faces & leopard print was poppin. Did they have hair glue back in da day? My moms says that hair glue can clog your pores & cuz premature balding and tanning beds can cause cancerous wrinkles. Is your dome stocked with a full head of hair still & are you covered in cancerous wrinkles??? I said moms that's fiction. What's ur age?Did tha clubs have DJs or was it all live music? Was it rock music or Devo? Do u still battle?
 
2012-01-19 03:31:32 PM  
what struck me, honestly, was how pretty her eyes are. Why oh why does she bury them under a pound of eyeliner and mascara?
 
2012-01-19 03:35:57 PM  

Teedee: what struck me, honestly, was how pretty her eyes are. Why oh why does she bury them under a pound of eyeliner and mascara?


At first it was a Jersey thing....now its an MTV Jerser Shore thing.

She's being bombarded by comments on how she looks. I'm sure she is somewhat intelligent enough to comprehend that underneath all that filth she is decent looking, but at this point, she's making money hand over fist to be "Snookie."


I've never seen the show, have just read about it on here and watch the clips on B&B. She may be vapid with a turd personality. But I ask you...what girl isn't?

/I keed, I keed
//mostly
 
2012-01-19 03:36:43 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2012-01-19 03:37:29 PM  
She went from a 2 to a 6. Now if we could work on that personality and mop up the gonorrhea a bit...
 
2012-01-19 03:44:48 PM  

I Like Bread: She went from a 2 to a 6. Now if we could work on that personality and mop up the gonorrhea a bit...


You sure it's not the herp?
The chart (new window)
 
2012-01-19 03:44:52 PM  

Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City



Here's a tip: People already have no farking clue what you're talking about because your atrocious grammar and general raping of the english language make them want to reach through their monitors and slap your mother for not providing you with a basic education. "Hurrr" is not a word, and neither is "Tha".

I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?
 
2012-01-19 03:46:40 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.

That's a phat tale you told me, bro. You rocked a ¾ back then but did you do knot? Was the style mad different? I seen photographs & bros back then kicked it with pints of make-up on their faces & leopard print was poppin. Did they have hair glue back in da day? My moms says that hair glue can clog your pores & cuz premature balding and tanning beds can cause cancerous wrinkles. Is your dome stocked with a full head of hair still & are you covered in cancerous wrinkles??? I said moms that's fiction. What's ur age?Did tha clubs have DJs or was it all live music? Was it rock music or Devo? Do u still battle?


'Sup bro. 'Sup? Hey Devo whipped it 4 rlz. Whipped it gud. I was only 13 at the time bro, so I was as yet unlearned of the delights that awaited in the clubz at that time. Before Seaside looked like a tanker of Axe capsized offshore, the Atlantic was straight up slick with the heavenly film of Aqua Net. My head still has itz hair though. Don't ask me how, bro. I wafted thru enuff chemicals to de-hair a mastodon back in da 80z. From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.
 
2012-01-19 03:47:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City


Here's a tip: People already have no farking clue what you're talking about because your atrocious grammar and general raping of the english language make them want to reach through their monitors and slap your mother for not providing you with a basic education. "Hurrr" is not a word, and neither is "Tha".

I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?


Hook, line and sinker.
 
2012-01-19 03:49:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?


U think I paid 4 this, bro? Don't get it twizted. Some1 sponsored me fo 6 Months. They must follow my Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy.
 
2012-01-19 03:51:44 PM  

peter21: Best In The World: peter21: Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.

That's a phat tale you told me, bro. You rocked a ¾ back then but did you do knot? Was the style mad different? I seen photographs & bros back then kicked it with pints of make-up on their faces & leopard print was poppin. Did they have hair glue back in da day? My moms says that hair glue can clog your pores & cuz premature balding and tanning beds can cause cancerous wrinkles. Is your dome stocked with a full head of hair still & are you covered in cancerous wrinkles??? I said moms that's fiction. What's ur age?Did tha clubs have DJs or was it all live music? Was it rock music or Devo? Do u still battle?

'Sup bro. 'Sup? Hey Devo whipped it 4 rlz. Whipped it gud. I was only 13 at the time bro, so I was as yet unlearned of the delights that awaited in the clubz at that time. Before Seaside looked like a tanker of Axe capsized offshore, the Atlantic was straight up slick with the heavenly film of Aqua Net. My head still has itz hair though. Don't ask me how, bro. I wafted thru enuff chemicals to de-hair a mastodon back in da 80z. From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.



Yep, we have ourselves a bro down, bros.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-01-19 03:52:01 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


Looks much better. Duck lips still look stupid.
 
2012-01-19 03:52:36 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: WhiskeySticks: Han came first.

Then he had horrible warts.

space herpes.

FTFY
 
2012-01-19 03:56:34 PM  
Ok, I'm just going to say it, Snooki after losing all the weight and make up is pretty damn doable.

//Does this mean I'm desperate?
//No can't be, a lot of other people in this forum agree
//Wait...this is a Fark forum, ahhh crap, damnit I am desperate
 
2012-01-19 04:00:19 PM  

Best In The World: scottydoesntknow: I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?

U think I paid 4 this, bro? Don't get it twizted. Some1 sponsored me fo 6 Months. They must follow my Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy.


Hey bro, you know who else must follow your Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy?



MY MOM!
 
2012-01-19 04:01:14 PM  

peter21: From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.


"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden." -Plato

I like that, homes. You may be wondering why I quote Plato. We'll, that playa had a point. Still does. I'm like Dorian Grey, bro. I never want to look or feel old and half of that is mental. Do u still battle? I never want 2 stop dancing. That idea depresses me but u never want to be that guy on the battlefield either. The 1 who allthe young g's look at and go "that motherfarker is old money". Thurrs creepin and being a creep and thurrrs a fine line between them. Positivity, love, exercise, fashion, style, the smooths, etc, can all b combined to creat a bridge ova that line. I bet if Frank Sanatra walked into Headliners nobody would tell him 2 get his old ass off the battlefield.
 
2012-01-19 04:02:00 PM  
Best In The World
peter21


I wish I knew what the fark you two were going on about.

I mean that sincerely. Cuz it looks like fun, but I really have no idea.

:)
 
2012-01-19 04:10:18 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.

"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden." -Plato

I like that, homes. You may be wondering why I quote Plato. We'll, that playa had a point. Still does. I'm like Dorian Grey, bro. I never want to look or feel old and half of that is mental. Do u still battle? I never want 2 stop dancing. That idea depresses me but u never want to be that guy on the battlefield either. The 1 who allthe young g's look at and go "that motherfarker is old money". Thurrs creepin and being a creep and thurrrs a fine line between them. Positivity, love, exercise, fashion, style, the smooths, etc, can all b combined to creat a bridge ova that line. I bet if Frank Sanatra walked into Headliners nobody would tell him 2 get his old ass off the battlefield.


Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.
 
2012-01-19 04:13:52 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Twice today you have brought me joy while I was lollygagging on Fark. You are now favorited as "urban poet". It is the brightest orange possible to honor both Snooki's usual color and Peyton Manning's alma mater.

Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.
 
2012-01-19 04:17:59 PM  

bgddy24601: Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.

Twice today you have brought me joy while I was lollygagging on Fark. You are now favorited as "urban poet". It is the brightest orange possible to honor both Snooki's usual color and Peyton Manning's alma mater.

Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.


When I read that, I imagind a soft tone, and a tear rolling down your eye while waving goodbye. Good stuff.
 
2012-01-19 04:20:38 PM  
Every day I imagine a world without snooki.
 
2012-01-19 04:22:11 PM  

peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.


U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

site.hiphopbling.com

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.
 
2012-01-19 04:25:51 PM  

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.


Yeah that is the same definition. The chick is like 4'9". I think even "heavy" she weighs close to 100. Now she is pretty slim and is under that for sure. She qualifies!
 
2012-01-19 04:32:08 PM  
I can't say I ever have wondered. honestly, I thought maybe it was that permanent tattoo makeup stuff.

but it's an improvement.
 
2012-01-19 04:36:47 PM  
If you two farkers don't give some kind of explanation as to what the motherfarking fark you guys are talking about, I'm gonna pop a farkin spoke.
 
2012-01-19 04:48:06 PM  
The term you all are looking for is "less bad":

She looks less bad without the whoreclown makeup. She would look even more less bad if she STFU.
 
2012-01-19 05:04:44 PM  

Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.

Yeah that is the same definition. The chick is like 4'9". I think even "heavy" she weighs close to 100. Now she is pretty slim and is under that for sure. She qualifies!


Spinners: good
gauge.adultwordpress.com

Spinners: bad
cdn.c.photoshelter.com
 
2012-01-19 05:06:52 PM  
Definitely an improvement. Now if we could just get her to shut up...
 
2012-01-19 05:23:37 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.

U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.


Bro, you kill me. I can see why someone sponsored you. Bless them!
 
2012-01-19 05:36:16 PM  
Fake bro characters on Fark. How exciting!

whosoeverdesires.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-19 05:40:52 PM  
Holy shiat she actually looks human!
 
2012-01-19 05:43:11 PM  

almejita: If you two farkers don't give some kind of explanation as to what the motherfarking fark you guys are talking about, I'm gonna pop a farkin spoke.


I wish I knew. I really do.
 
2012-01-19 05:45:39 PM  

Lego_Addict: Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.

U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.

Bro, you kill me. I can see why someone sponsored you. Bless them!


This hurts my brain.
 
2012-01-19 05:53:42 PM  

Hand Banana: Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.

I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.


Then the show would only be 7 minutes long. Goddammit Mike Judge - you made me watch Jersey Shore.
 
2012-01-19 06:01:11 PM  
Things I learned from this thread...

I'm dating a spinner.
 
2012-01-19 06:09:07 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.

U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.


www.lol-site.com

/both the cross and the conversation
 
2012-01-19 06:27:56 PM  
I'd... hit it? o.O
 
2012-01-19 06:40:55 PM  
prezwho.com
 
2012-01-19 06:50:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Things I learned from this thread...

I'm dating a spinner.


Pics or gtfo
 
2012-01-19 06:54:33 PM  

bgddy24601: Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


No they don't. They're not that tacky.
 
2012-01-19 07:10:54 PM  
She looks human. Almost.
 
2012-01-19 07:13:17 PM  
She got bad make-up advice from Queen Cleopatra VIII in a seance. You don't need to paint your eyes that black unless you are living in the Egyptian desert or playing football in Arizona.
 
2012-01-19 08:07:27 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.
U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."
Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out
[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]
See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.


Oh my god. I hope this doesn't catch on.
 
2012-01-19 08:20:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City


Here's a tip: People already have no farking clue what you're talking about because your atrocious grammar and general raping of the english language make them want to reach through their monitors and slap your mother for not providing you with a basic education. "Hurrr" is not a word, and neither is "Tha".

I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?


Wait, is this troll trolling?
 
2012-01-19 08:35:41 PM  

Scyllz: Wait, is this troll trolling?


Recursion.

\xzibit.
 
2012-01-19 08:36:17 PM  

stebain: Scyllz: Wait, is this troll trolling?

Recursion.

\xzibit.


btw, to "troll" a troll is a glurk. or something like that.
 
2012-01-19 09:29:29 PM  
bronzed
www.skate-the-planet.com
 
2012-01-19 09:31:02 PM  
I'm having a hard time believing it's her. She doesn't look as squish-faced. Maybe it's the weight loss?
 
2012-01-19 10:09:00 PM  
p.twimg.com

weknowmemes.com

// except her chin is just begging for the JibJab treatment
// just sayin'
 
2012-01-19 11:16:09 PM  
Wow. She looks less repugnant without all that whore make-up. Almost presentable.
 
2012-01-20 01:01:01 AM  
she may look (alot) better with makeup, but remember fellows, she's still snookie...
 
2012-01-20 10:26:26 AM  

Mildot: she may look (alot) better with makeup, but remember fellows, she's still snookie...

 
2012-01-20 11:21:47 AM  

wildstarr: Best In The World: scottydoesntknow: I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?

U think I paid 4 this, bro? Don't get it twizted. Some1 sponsored me fo 6 Months. They must follow my Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy.

Hey bro, you know who else must follow your Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy?



MY MOM!


Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
 
2012-01-20 12:56:00 PM  

Barry McCackiner: She looks good. Also she is a lot slimmer now so that is good. Plus this chick knows how to party and she is a spinner and she is dtf. Sounds like a good time to me.

/snooki call me


Link (new window)
 
2012-01-20 11:04:02 PM  
Spinners, I learned something new. HA!
 
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