She looks surprisingly good.

Good for her.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

Nah, I was thinking the same thing.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

I nominate this for FARK Post of the Week^TM.

tnpir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.

Definitely a Cuervo Moment.

She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.

Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.

I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.

Wow with the weight loss and not going all Tammy Fay with the makeup she looks better. You hardly recognize her.

She looks like a normal woman, and not a bad-looking normal woman either.

She's really cute. Take this girl, raise her in a decent family who sends her to a good school and makes her work hard on a farm or in a garage or whatever, and you'd have a pretty awesome person.

She's still pretty ugly but she looks a million times better in that pic.

The_Sponge: Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.


I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.

By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.

She looks good. Also she is a lot slimmer now so that is good. Plus this chick knows how to party and she is a spinner and she is dtf. Sounds like a good time to me.

/snooki call me

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

She does

less like a real doll, and more human that way

She is absolutely, horrendeously-----not bad.

Seriously, the weight lose and the crappy tan and makeup, she cleans up alrighty.

Dear god, what have I done?

She looks normal. Even hot.

Better than with her whorepaint©^TM on

Did I ever wonder what she looks like without makeup? No, I can honestly say I haven't. And my life has somehow gone on.

weight loss.

I must say, that is definitely hittable. And that's without a case of beer.

The_Sponge: DeathByGeekSquad: By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.


Noooooooo! Help!

We're sacrificing you for the good of us all, better she takes you then us, i do hope you understand

A little skillfully applied makeup can bring out a woman's best features and conceal certain things like blemishes or dark circles. Piling on the paint never makes anyone look better, and usually makes them look a) worse and b) older. Take Kim Kardashian - she's a useless, vapid idiot, but she's beautiful. Unfortunately, the caked-on makeup she almost always wears detracts from her good looks.

I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.

NorCalLos: I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.

Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.

No.