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(Yahoo)   Ever wonder what Snooki would look like without makeup? Well picture a vision standing in a dark smoky bar.......in Mos Eisley   (tv.yahoo.com) divider line 163
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2012-01-19 08:07:27 PM

Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.
U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."
Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out
[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]
See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.


Oh my god. I hope this doesn't catch on.
 
2012-01-19 08:20:45 PM

scottydoesntknow: Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City


Here's a tip: People already have no farking clue what you're talking about because your atrocious grammar and general raping of the english language make them want to reach through their monitors and slap your mother for not providing you with a basic education. "Hurrr" is not a word, and neither is "Tha".

I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?


Wait, is this troll trolling?
 
2012-01-19 08:35:41 PM

Scyllz: Wait, is this troll trolling?


Recursion.

\xzibit.
 
2012-01-19 08:36:17 PM

stebain: Scyllz: Wait, is this troll trolling?

Recursion.

\xzibit.


btw, to "troll" a troll is a glurk. or something like that.
 
2012-01-19 09:29:29 PM
bronzed
www.skate-the-planet.com
 
2012-01-19 09:31:02 PM
I'm having a hard time believing it's her. She doesn't look as squish-faced. Maybe it's the weight loss?
 
2012-01-19 10:09:00 PM
p.twimg.com

weknowmemes.com

// except her chin is just begging for the JibJab treatment
// just sayin'
 
2012-01-19 11:16:09 PM
Wow. She looks less repugnant without all that whore make-up. Almost presentable.
 
2012-01-20 01:01:01 AM
she may look (alot) better with makeup, but remember fellows, she's still snookie...
 
2012-01-20 10:26:26 AM

Mildot: she may look (alot) better with makeup, but remember fellows, she's still snookie...

 
2012-01-20 11:21:47 AM

wildstarr: Best In The World: scottydoesntknow: I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?

U think I paid 4 this, bro? Don't get it twizted. Some1 sponsored me fo 6 Months. They must follow my Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy.

Hey bro, you know who else must follow your Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy?



MY MOM!


Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
 
2012-01-20 12:56:00 PM

Barry McCackiner: She looks good. Also she is a lot slimmer now so that is good. Plus this chick knows how to party and she is a spinner and she is dtf. Sounds like a good time to me.

/snooki call me


Link (new window)
 
2012-01-20 11:04:02 PM
Spinners, I learned something new. HA!
 
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