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2012-01-19 02:51:03 PM  

joecro2000: IrateShadow: Doesn't she have some flavor of South American ethnicity? She really looks it in TFA.

She's Chilean


As a proud Chilean, I vehemently deny these claims!

/goddammit so much it's true
//it was better when we were known because of Pinochet...
 
2012-01-19 03:01:14 PM  

Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.


I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City
 
2012-01-19 03:01:14 PM  

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.


Hang her off a bungie cord... could be interesting.
 
2012-01-19 03:03:32 PM  
Quite an improvement.

Now, if we could do something about that empty head...
 
2012-01-19 03:15:06 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.
 
2012-01-19 03:16:25 PM  

Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City


www.thelostyear.com
 
2012-01-19 03:18:54 PM  
Makeup or not - ugly goes straight to the bone.
 
2012-01-19 03:30:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


No, you aren't. It's a night and day positive difference for me.
 
2012-01-19 03:31:14 PM  

peter21: Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.


That's a phat tale you told me, bro. You rocked a ¾ back then but did you do knot? Was the style mad different? I seen photographs & bros back then kicked it with pints of make-up on their faces & leopard print was poppin. Did they have hair glue back in da day? My moms says that hair glue can clog your pores & cuz premature balding and tanning beds can cause cancerous wrinkles. Is your dome stocked with a full head of hair still & are you covered in cancerous wrinkles??? I said moms that's fiction. What's ur age?Did tha clubs have DJs or was it all live music? Was it rock music or Devo? Do u still battle?
 
2012-01-19 03:31:32 PM  
what struck me, honestly, was how pretty her eyes are. Why oh why does she bury them under a pound of eyeliner and mascara?
 
2012-01-19 03:35:57 PM  

Teedee: what struck me, honestly, was how pretty her eyes are. Why oh why does she bury them under a pound of eyeliner and mascara?


At first it was a Jersey thing....now its an MTV Jerser Shore thing.

She's being bombarded by comments on how she looks. I'm sure she is somewhat intelligent enough to comprehend that underneath all that filth she is decent looking, but at this point, she's making money hand over fist to be "Snookie."


I've never seen the show, have just read about it on here and watch the clips on B&B. She may be vapid with a turd personality. But I ask you...what girl isn't?

/I keed, I keed
//mostly
 
2012-01-19 03:36:43 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2012-01-19 03:37:29 PM  
She went from a 2 to a 6. Now if we could work on that personality and mop up the gonorrhea a bit...
 
2012-01-19 03:44:48 PM  

I Like Bread: She went from a 2 to a 6. Now if we could work on that personality and mop up the gonorrhea a bit...


You sure it's not the herp?
The chart (new window)
 
2012-01-19 03:44:52 PM  

Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City



Here's a tip: People already have no farking clue what you're talking about because your atrocious grammar and general raping of the english language make them want to reach through their monitors and slap your mother for not providing you with a basic education. "Hurrr" is not a word, and neither is "Tha".

I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?
 
2012-01-19 03:46:40 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.

That's a phat tale you told me, bro. You rocked a ¾ back then but did you do knot? Was the style mad different? I seen photographs & bros back then kicked it with pints of make-up on their faces & leopard print was poppin. Did they have hair glue back in da day? My moms says that hair glue can clog your pores & cuz premature balding and tanning beds can cause cancerous wrinkles. Is your dome stocked with a full head of hair still & are you covered in cancerous wrinkles??? I said moms that's fiction. What's ur age?Did tha clubs have DJs or was it all live music? Was it rock music or Devo? Do u still battle?


'Sup bro. 'Sup? Hey Devo whipped it 4 rlz. Whipped it gud. I was only 13 at the time bro, so I was as yet unlearned of the delights that awaited in the clubz at that time. Before Seaside looked like a tanker of Axe capsized offshore, the Atlantic was straight up slick with the heavenly film of Aqua Net. My head still has itz hair though. Don't ask me how, bro. I wafted thru enuff chemicals to de-hair a mastodon back in da 80z. From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.
 
2012-01-19 03:47:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Best In The World: Lollipop165: Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I ment tha Seaside as in the beach not as in the Shore. U can't use slang up in hurrr. If I started talkin' about calimad or bubbies none of these ppl would know what I be talkin about. That's defiance of communication. Take a survery. Can any1 in this room define creep or battle? Tha Shore is great and there are many others great beaches 2 like tha Hamptons. I was wondering if this person leaves thurr house and even lays about on tha sand. If u ain't into creepin' & peepin than U may not care for any beach not just tha shore. Stay outta Neptune City


Here's a tip: People already have no farking clue what you're talking about because your atrocious grammar and general raping of the english language make them want to reach through their monitors and slap your mother for not providing you with a basic education. "Hurrr" is not a word, and neither is "Tha".

I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?


Hook, line and sinker.
 
2012-01-19 03:49:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?


U think I paid 4 this, bro? Don't get it twizted. Some1 sponsored me fo 6 Months. They must follow my Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy.
 
2012-01-19 03:51:44 PM  

peter21: Best In The World: peter21: Hey man, I was all up in Seaside before Seaside KNEW it was Seaside. I even had the Seaside Heights '85 3/4-length t-shirt to prove it bro. That's right, I was zipping down the water flumes, winning small, framed 5x8 photos of Rambo on the Boardwalk, turning heads on the Tilt-A-Whirl and watching my pops throw down mad bills so his family could enjoy a weekend vacation yo. Check it, us Long Islanders needed occasional relief from Robert Moses Field 5 and Smith's Point Park. Like when the jellyfish migrated up every summer. We knew Seaside would be CLEAN, bro. Well, relatively anyway.

That's a phat tale you told me, bro. You rocked a ¾ back then but did you do knot? Was the style mad different? I seen photographs & bros back then kicked it with pints of make-up on their faces & leopard print was poppin. Did they have hair glue back in da day? My moms says that hair glue can clog your pores & cuz premature balding and tanning beds can cause cancerous wrinkles. Is your dome stocked with a full head of hair still & are you covered in cancerous wrinkles??? I said moms that's fiction. What's ur age?Did tha clubs have DJs or was it all live music? Was it rock music or Devo? Do u still battle?

'Sup bro. 'Sup? Hey Devo whipped it 4 rlz. Whipped it gud. I was only 13 at the time bro, so I was as yet unlearned of the delights that awaited in the clubz at that time. Before Seaside looked like a tanker of Axe capsized offshore, the Atlantic was straight up slick with the heavenly film of Aqua Net. My head still has itz hair though. Don't ask me how, bro. I wafted thru enuff chemicals to de-hair a mastodon back in da 80z. From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.



Yep, we have ourselves a bro down, bros.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-01-19 03:52:01 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


Looks much better. Duck lips still look stupid.
 
2012-01-19 03:52:36 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: WhiskeySticks: Han came first.

Then he had horrible warts.

space herpes.

FTFY
 
2012-01-19 03:56:34 PM  
Ok, I'm just going to say it, Snooki after losing all the weight and make up is pretty damn doable.

//Does this mean I'm desperate?
//No can't be, a lot of other people in this forum agree
//Wait...this is a Fark forum, ahhh crap, damnit I am desperate
 
2012-01-19 04:00:19 PM  

Best In The World: scottydoesntknow: I get that you want to write like that to individualize yourself from everyone else who actually uses the english language correctly, but why pay $5 a month to never be taken seriously?

U think I paid 4 this, bro? Don't get it twizted. Some1 sponsored me fo 6 Months. They must follow my Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy.


Hey bro, you know who else must follow your Peace, Love, & Prosper philosphy?



MY MOM!
 
2012-01-19 04:01:14 PM  

peter21: From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.


"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden." -Plato

I like that, homes. You may be wondering why I quote Plato. We'll, that playa had a point. Still does. I'm like Dorian Grey, bro. I never want to look or feel old and half of that is mental. Do u still battle? I never want 2 stop dancing. That idea depresses me but u never want to be that guy on the battlefield either. The 1 who allthe young g's look at and go "that motherfarker is old money". Thurrs creepin and being a creep and thurrrs a fine line between them. Positivity, love, exercise, fashion, style, the smooths, etc, can all b combined to creat a bridge ova that line. I bet if Frank Sanatra walked into Headliners nobody would tell him 2 get his old ass off the battlefield.
 
2012-01-19 04:02:00 PM  
Best In The World
peter21


I wish I knew what the fark you two were going on about.

I mean that sincerely. Cuz it looks like fun, but I really have no idea.

:)
 
2012-01-19 04:10:18 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: From IROC-Z to Z. Cavaricci. Zed to Zed. Hed to Hed. You feel me, bro? Yeah, you feel me. Rob Base.

"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden." -Plato

I like that, homes. You may be wondering why I quote Plato. We'll, that playa had a point. Still does. I'm like Dorian Grey, bro. I never want to look or feel old and half of that is mental. Do u still battle? I never want 2 stop dancing. That idea depresses me but u never want to be that guy on the battlefield either. The 1 who allthe young g's look at and go "that motherfarker is old money". Thurrs creepin and being a creep and thurrrs a fine line between them. Positivity, love, exercise, fashion, style, the smooths, etc, can all b combined to creat a bridge ova that line. I bet if Frank Sanatra walked into Headliners nobody would tell him 2 get his old ass off the battlefield.


Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.
 
2012-01-19 04:13:52 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Twice today you have brought me joy while I was lollygagging on Fark. You are now favorited as "urban poet". It is the brightest orange possible to honor both Snooki's usual color and Peyton Manning's alma mater.

Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.
 
2012-01-19 04:17:59 PM  

bgddy24601: Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.

Twice today you have brought me joy while I was lollygagging on Fark. You are now favorited as "urban poet". It is the brightest orange possible to honor both Snooki's usual color and Peyton Manning's alma mater.

Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.


When I read that, I imagind a soft tone, and a tear rolling down your eye while waving goodbye. Good stuff.
 
2012-01-19 04:20:38 PM  
Every day I imagine a world without snooki.
 
2012-01-19 04:22:11 PM  

peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.


U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

site.hiphopbling.com

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.
 
2012-01-19 04:25:51 PM  

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.


Yeah that is the same definition. The chick is like 4'9". I think even "heavy" she weighs close to 100. Now she is pretty slim and is under that for sure. She qualifies!
 
2012-01-19 04:32:08 PM  
I can't say I ever have wondered. honestly, I thought maybe it was that permanent tattoo makeup stuff.

but it's an improvement.
 
2012-01-19 04:36:47 PM  
If you two farkers don't give some kind of explanation as to what the motherfarking fark you guys are talking about, I'm gonna pop a farkin spoke.
 
2012-01-19 04:48:06 PM  
The term you all are looking for is "less bad":

She looks less bad without the whoreclown makeup. She would look even more less bad if she STFU.
 
2012-01-19 05:04:44 PM  

Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.

Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.

Yeah that is the same definition. The chick is like 4'9". I think even "heavy" she weighs close to 100. Now she is pretty slim and is under that for sure. She qualifies!


Spinners: good
gauge.adultwordpress.com

Spinners: bad
cdn.c.photoshelter.com
 
2012-01-19 05:06:52 PM  
Definitely an improvement. Now if we could just get her to shut up...
 
2012-01-19 05:23:37 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.

U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.


Bro, you kill me. I can see why someone sponsored you. Bless them!
 
2012-01-19 05:36:16 PM  
Fake bro characters on Fark. How exciting!

whosoeverdesires.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-19 05:40:52 PM  
Holy shiat she actually looks human!
 
2012-01-19 05:43:11 PM  

almejita: If you two farkers don't give some kind of explanation as to what the motherfarking fark you guys are talking about, I'm gonna pop a farkin spoke.


I wish I knew. I really do.
 
2012-01-19 05:45:39 PM  

Lego_Addict: Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.

U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.

Bro, you kill me. I can see why someone sponsored you. Bless them!


This hurts my brain.
 
2012-01-19 05:53:42 PM  

Hand Banana: Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.

I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.


Then the show would only be 7 minutes long. Goddammit Mike Judge - you made me watch Jersey Shore.
 
2012-01-19 06:01:11 PM  
Things I learned from this thread...

I'm dating a spinner.
 
2012-01-19 06:09:07 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Hey, don't sweat it, bro. You remember Ripcord? From G.I. Joe? He said knowing was half the battle. Snake Eyes might not have said it cuz gangsta don't speak, but you better believe he was thinkin' it. Knowing is half the battle, know what the other half is? Winning the battle. Way i figure it, last bro on the battlefield is the m'er f'in winner, bro. Never leave the battlefield, bro, no matter how low your drawers start droopin'. One to grow on, my friend. Or one to bro on.

U kno, bro? UR right. When I was AA couple years ago 2 take care of my demons my sponsor said that I needed a hire power. And I was like "yo, God done me wrong in tha past so I don't roll with him no mo." Well, he was like "it's cool, guy. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a turntable, Buddha, an airplane, whatevs. So I was like, "bro, that's pretty cool that the hire power is so excepting of all ppls despite the vehemence of their past discretions, thus I will take Jesus Christ as my hire power."

Bro, it's been phat ever since. I started doing MMA, I'm 11-0 with a fight coming up. My pastor forgived me for abortions and shiat. And I'm positive and spiritual. I leaned the Om Shanti Shanti Shanti and I started collecting crosses. Check this 1 out

[site.hiphopbling.com image 250x250]

See that ice? Str8 up hot fire.


www.lol-site.com

/both the cross and the conversation
 
2012-01-19 06:27:56 PM  
I'd... hit it? o.O
 
2012-01-19 06:40:55 PM  
prezwho.com
 
2012-01-19 06:50:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Things I learned from this thread...

I'm dating a spinner.


Pics or gtfo
 
2012-01-19 06:54:33 PM  

bgddy24601: Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


No they don't. They're not that tacky.
 
2012-01-19 07:10:54 PM  
She looks human. Almost.
 
2012-01-19 07:13:17 PM  
She got bad make-up advice from Queen Cleopatra VIII in a seance. You don't need to paint your eyes that black unless you are living in the Egyptian desert or playing football in Arizona.
 
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