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(Yahoo)   Ever wonder what Snooki would look like without makeup? Well picture a vision standing in a dark smoky bar.......in Mos Eisley   (tv.yahoo.com) divider line 163
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2012-01-19 12:42:15 PM  
No.
 
2012-01-19 12:44:27 PM  
A wretched hole of cum and villainy.
 
2012-01-19 12:44:38 PM  
It's like women on Survivor: always way hotter in their natural state in the wild than all gooped up with makeup for TV in the studio.
 
2012-01-19 12:45:04 PM  
The problem, of course, is that the photo doesn't provide one with the "Hey, it's August 20th, are they ever going to clean up that fully-loaded hogfish boat stuck in the mire just off the abandoned pier that had to shut down after the red tide" smell.
 
2012-01-19 12:46:10 PM  
I would hit it with beer goggles and ear plugs.
 
2012-01-19 12:46:20 PM  

Barry McCackiner: spinner


Just wondering what you think a spinner is?
 
2012-01-19 12:46:48 PM  
And, a double, no triple bagger.
 
2012-01-19 12:48:49 PM  
Ditch the fake tan, keep the makeup. I like trashy makeup.
 
2012-01-19 12:49:01 PM  
Nope. Still ugly.
 
2012-01-19 12:52:13 PM  

airsupport: A wretched hole of cum and villainy.


I almost spit my tea on my keyboard. Thanks :)
 
2012-01-19 12:56:04 PM  
came for the make-up gun set to whore and oompa loompa references.

can't come when thinking about her during my special alone time. either natural or whore.
 
2012-01-19 12:56:28 PM  
Jake Havechek
Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.


Bet your fun at parties..........
 
2012-01-19 01:03:34 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

No. She definitely looks better. However, I'm sure she took 500 pics before she got a good one.


That's what I was thinking too. Definitely looks better... and hittable. Oh gawd... my mind just threw up a little.
 
2012-01-19 01:06:09 PM  
Who cares? She's still an obnoxious, brain-dead, superficial waste of space with a terrible attitude.

Makeup or not, she's ugly.
 
2012-01-19 01:07:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: NorCalLos: I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.

Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.


I think this is a gross oversimplification. Also, it assumes people are inherently either good or bad. The fact is people's inhibitions are lowered when they drink. They might be more inclined to start some drama with the person they've been resenting for 25 years; or they might decide to tell someone they love them for the first time in 20 years. BUT, it could very well be the same guy that says both things. It's not only a-holes that act like a-holes when they're drunk; and not everyone who tells you they love you at 2:00 AM really loves you. From experience I've learned that inhibitions are actually really important to our social fabric. I have no problem with getting drunk once in a while; but when you're doing it so often that the things you say/do while intoxicating are spilling over into your sober life to the point that you lose sight of the fact that you'd probably be much better off if you just put down the booze; you might want to chill out for a while and see how things go.
 
2012-01-19 01:08:59 PM  
Nope. Still a Guinea pig.
 
2012-01-19 01:09:20 PM  
Wow. Thanks guys.

Thought I was going crazy there for a minute. But without all the makeup and orange tan and fake crap on her face she looks.....cute.


Now, I fully expect the First Horseman to ride this afternoon.
 
kab
2012-01-19 01:09:53 PM  
Subby is going to be in for a shock when he finds out that all women look different without makeup... in fact, the more makeup they normally wear, the more drastic the difference tends to be.
 
2012-01-19 01:10:49 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Now, I fully expect the First Horseman to ride this afternoon.


Don't worry, they're too taken aback by this turn of events themselves.
 
2012-01-19 01:12:21 PM  
Not shown - all of the other photos she took that didn't make it 'cos they look like:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-19 01:16:00 PM  

MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?


Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.
 
2012-01-19 01:16:49 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 01:18:27 PM  
A skank by any other name is still a skank
 
2012-01-19 01:26:22 PM  

Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.


You can't polish a turd, Beavis.
 
2012-01-19 01:31:14 PM  
She looks pretty damn good.

If she ever wants to go unnoticed all she has to do is remove the makeup.
 
2012-01-19 01:33:22 PM  
Nice eyes without the raccoon make up.

and

Fans praised the MTV star's fresh-faced look, prompting the 4-foot-9 "Princess of Poughkeepsie"

That's....really not a title anyone should want.
 
2012-01-19 01:38:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow, she actually looks pretty good without the make-up gun set to "whore".


this^
 
2012-01-19 01:41:02 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


She does look a lot better. I have the feeling now that all her bad behaviour might be due to possession by slutty makeup.
 
2012-01-19 01:41:20 PM  

Hand Banana: Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.

I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.


No you don't. B&B on netflix has the videos cut out. It sucks pretty bad without them, actually.
 
2012-01-19 01:42:37 PM  
Y'all need to stay out of the tub wine.
 
2012-01-19 01:46:15 PM  
Hot or not, it can still speak.
 
2012-01-19 01:46:37 PM  
Alow me to join the masses in the "Looks much better without the Oompa Loompa fake tan and whore makeup but it's the personality that would turn my rod of steel into Mr Softy anyway" category.
 
2012-01-19 01:49:43 PM  
Looks shockingly normal.
 
2012-01-19 01:50:21 PM  

Poison: Did I ever wonder what she looks like without makeup? No, I can honestly say I haven't. And my life has somehow gone on.


I never wondered, but now it's driving it crazy. What would that little redneck look like? Is she the same color? Does makeup hide the intelligence in her face? Is she actually 45? Could there--oh there's a link. Well, thank god. I was in a complete tizzy.
 
2012-01-19 01:51:07 PM  
Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.
 
2012-01-19 01:55:02 PM  

peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.


I came in to say the same thing but say "Atlantic... City... Boardwalk"

Yours is more clever, well done.
 
2012-01-19 02:09:17 PM  
So this is The Incredible Orange Midget's alter-ego? Huh.

/Don't make her angry.
 
2012-01-19 02:12:02 PM  
She definitely looks better un-shellacked.
 
2012-01-19 02:13:15 PM  

Lunchlady: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

I came in to say the same thing but say "Atlantic... City... Boardwalk"

Yours is more clever, well done.


Same wavelength though and I like it!
 
2012-01-19 02:17:26 PM  

Barry McCackiner: MagSeven: Barry McCackiner: spinner

Just wondering what you think a spinner is?

Petite, short chick. I have a special place in my heart for chicks who are almost legally midgets.


Ah. In my circle it's a girl so small and light that you can actually spin her (slowly) on your.........well you get it.
I think Snooki is still a bit too heavy for that. She could hurt you.
 
2012-01-19 02:18:08 PM  
Han came first.
 
2012-01-19 02:18:29 PM  

peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.


"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.
 
2012-01-19 02:21:28 PM  
Doesn't she have some flavor of South American ethnicity? She really looks it in TFA.
 
2012-01-19 02:23:30 PM  
No. I have never wondered that.
 
2012-01-19 02:27:53 PM  

IrateShadow: Doesn't she have some flavor of South American ethnicity? She really looks it in TFA.


She's Chilean
 
2012-01-19 02:33:40 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Han came first.


Then he had horrible warts.
 
2012-01-19 02:34:16 PM  
Ever wonder what Snooki

Nope..
 
2012-01-19 02:39:20 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


Your post almost made me weep for humanity.

Then you wrote "tha Seaside" and NO Jersey person or person who has been to Seaside Heights would EVER call it that.

I give you a B+ though, you almost had me.
 
2012-01-19 02:44:16 PM  

Best In The World: peter21: Seaside... Heights.... Spaceport.

You will never find a more wretched hive of whores and douchebaggery.

We must be cautious.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Junior

I've got love for U, bro. But, have U eva even been 2 tha Seaside? Aight aight sure, GTL is some ppls mantra but my creedo is dat u gotta bring game 2 play it. Thurrrs alot of good ppl, hot broads, & motivational bodies to look at. In order 4 me 2 get motivated I need to see tha market & see another bros body so I can inquire about his fitness. What makes u excel at your business or pleasure? Nothin wrong with a work hard play harder lifestyle. Look at Wall Street. Them traders roll with platinum rims on their rides. U look at that and u say, "That cats got game." This you can not deny. Life is about balance. I roll at the temple & tha club just not both at tha same time and sometimes your bring an alternate lifestyle to both domiciles.


This post has certainly motivated me. You truly are the best in the world.
 
2012-01-19 02:45:58 PM  
Play that same song!

/dewt do dewt do dew do dew
 
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