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(Yahoo)   Ever wonder what Snooki would look like without makeup? Well picture a vision standing in a dark smoky bar.......in Mos Eisley   (tv.yahoo.com) divider line 163
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2012-01-19 08:42:16 AM  
Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...
 
2012-01-19 08:54:07 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


No. She definitely looks better. However, I'm sure she took 500 pics before she got a good one.
 
2012-01-19 08:54:17 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


She does, it also helps that she lost a bunch of weight. Now she just needs a higher IQ.
 
2012-01-19 08:58:27 AM  
Wow, she actually looks pretty good without the make-up gun set to "whore".
 
2012-01-19 09:11:09 AM  
He doesn't like you. I don't like you either

This little one's not worth the effort
 
2012-01-19 09:11:33 AM  
Yeah, put me in the "improvement" camp..



/in before the "who is this" crowd
 
2012-01-19 09:21:16 AM  
She looks surprisingly good.

Good for her.
 
2012-01-19 09:23:29 AM  
Now that you've asked. No, no I did not wonder.
 
2012-01-19 09:25:31 AM  
That does nothing for my Oompa Loompa fetish.

www.all2need.com

/ah, there we are
 
2012-01-19 09:36:01 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


I'm actually shocked to think the same thing. Wow.
 
2012-01-19 09:36:35 AM  
She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.
 
2012-01-19 09:40:59 AM  

basemetal: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I'm actually shocked to think the same thing. Wow.


Same here. Not sure how to feel about that.
 
2012-01-19 09:42:43 AM  
She looks really pretty when she doesn't apply her makeup with a trowel. Unfortunately, she'll still eventually speak, driving her relevant attractiveness back to "ogrish".
 
2012-01-19 09:49:44 AM  

Sybarite: That does nothing for my Oompa Loompa fetish.

[www.all2need.com image 400x400]

/ah, there we are


Jesus, I'm trying to eat my breakfast here. A REAL jersey shore special, egg and pork roll on a bun.
/not some jersey wanttobe
 
2012-01-19 09:56:39 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


No, she looks way better. Even hittable.
 
2012-01-19 10:05:34 AM  
Wearing makeup in natural tones != not wearing makeup.

Try again.
 
2012-01-19 10:07:01 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Wearing makeup in natural tones != not wearing makeup.

Try again.


^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-01-19 10:19:36 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


Nah, I was thinking the same thing.
 
2012-01-19 10:27:39 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.
 
2012-01-19 10:31:41 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?


That's what I was thinking too. I thought there was something wrong with me.
 
2012-01-19 10:57:39 AM  

Mentat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

That's what I was thinking too. I thought there was something wrong with me.


Its wrong with me too.
 
2012-01-19 11:03:01 AM  
I...don't...farking...believe it.

I cant say it for snooki, but I'd do that chick, whoever she was, definitely
 
2012-01-19 11:06:18 AM  
She actually looks... sort of attractive. Hm. Wasn't expecting that.

//I'm sure it would be ruined when she started talking, but still
 
2012-01-19 11:30:56 AM  

brigid_fitch: She looks really pretty when she doesn't apply her makeup with a trowel. Unfortunately, she'll still eventually speak, driving her relevant attractiveness back to "ogrish".

gnomish.

FTFY

And she does look a lot better without the clearcoat.
 
2012-01-19 11:52:55 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

No. She definitely looks better. However, I'm sure she took 500 pics before she got a good one.


everyone looks better without clown makeup ... this is no surprise ...
what's FUNNIER is that she probably spent 5 hours in makeup getting the natural look

LOLOLOLOLOL
 
2012-01-19 12:13:59 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?



Not crazy at all. But I'll still give Subby a +1 for a Mos Eisley Cantina reference.
 
2012-01-19 12:14:40 PM  

tnpir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...

I nominate this for FARK Post of the WeekTM.


Definitely a Cuervo Moment.
 
2012-01-19 12:17:01 PM  
She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.
 
2012-01-19 12:17:30 PM  

Mugato: She looks 100% better. She's still a vile person though. At least according to what I've been on Beavis and Buthead.


I always skip past the Jersey Shore parts (and that 16 and pregnant crap). I wish they would stop with that crap and go back to music videos, or just skip that whole sitting on the couch making fun of stuff thing and focus on the episode itself.
 
2012-01-19 12:18:53 PM  
Wow with the weight loss and not going all Tammy Fay with the makeup she looks better. You hardly recognize her.
 
2012-01-19 12:20:18 PM  
She looks like a normal woman, and not a bad-looking normal woman either.
 
2012-01-19 12:21:10 PM  
She looks much better. Still dumber than wheat toast, but she is definitely cuter without all the crap.
 
2012-01-19 12:21:44 PM  
Say, these comments read like we're warming up in the locker room to beat a nerds ass when he comes down.

You guys must be stunningly beautiful.
 
2012-01-19 12:21:48 PM  
She's really cute. Take this girl, raise her in a decent family who sends her to a good school and makes her work hard on a farm or in a garage or whatever, and you'd have a pretty awesome person.
 
2012-01-19 12:22:34 PM  

Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.



I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.
 
2012-01-19 12:25:00 PM  
She's still pretty ugly but she looks a million times better in that pic.
 
2012-01-19 12:25:11 PM  

The_Sponge: Virtual Pariah: She's actually hittable and looks like something you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morn.


I hate to say it:

But with this new picture, if somebody showed it to you and tried to set you up on a blind date, most of us (including me) would say yes.

And then when you show up and realize its Snooki, you run through the door and leave a silhouette of you body just like they do in cartoons.


By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.
 
2012-01-19 12:25:25 PM  
She looks good. Also she is a lot slimmer now so that is good. Plus this chick knows how to party and she is a spinner and she is dtf. Sounds like a good time to me.

/snooki call me
 
2012-01-19 12:25:43 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Am I crazy, or does she look better that way?

I mean, in a "I'd sure prefer to get my nuts backhanded by Dkembe Motumbo than get a full-on Ray Guy shot from, well, Ray Guy" way, but...


She does

less like a real doll, and more human that way
 
2012-01-19 12:26:01 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.



Noooooooo! Help!
 
2012-01-19 12:26:16 PM  
She is absolutely, horrendeously-----not bad.

Seriously, the weight lose and the crappy tan and makeup, she cleans up alrighty.

Dear god, what have I done?
 
2012-01-19 12:29:41 PM  
She looks normal. Even hot.

Better than with her whorepaint©TM on
 
2012-01-19 12:30:38 PM  
Did I ever wonder what she looks like without makeup? No, I can honestly say I haven't. And my life has somehow gone on.
 
2012-01-19 12:31:02 PM  
weight loss.

I must say, that is definitely hittable. And that's without a case of beer.
 
2012-01-19 12:31:04 PM  

The_Sponge: DeathByGeekSquad: By then she's already vaulted three tables and is straddling you while demanding Smoosh-Smoosh.


Noooooooo! Help!


We're sacrificing you for the good of us all, better she takes you then us, i do hope you understand
 
2012-01-19 12:31:57 PM  
"Wonder no more. The 24-year-old Jersey Shore star unveiled a makeup-free face on Twitter Wednesday, letting her natural beauty take center stage"

So why didn't they print THAT picture with the article?
 
2012-01-19 12:34:00 PM  
A little skillfully applied makeup can bring out a woman's best features and conceal certain things like blemishes or dark circles. Piling on the paint never makes anyone look better, and usually makes them look a) worse and b) older. Take Kim Kardashian - she's a useless, vapid idiot, but she's beautiful. Unfortunately, the caked-on makeup she almost always wears detracts from her good looks.
 
2012-01-19 12:34:47 PM  
I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.
 
2012-01-19 12:36:55 PM  

NorCalLos: I wonder what her personality would be like if she quit drinking for a while. I don't think she's dumb, just mentally lazy the way people get when they are able to succeed/get by in life without having to use their brain (jocks, models, reality tv stars). If she were to sober up, she could end up growing into a decent human being ("growing" being the operative word). Hopefully for her sake, she won't have herpes or genital warts by the time that happens.


Drinking is more on an enhancer than anything else.

What do you call a sober asshole when he gets drunk? A drunken asshole.
 
2012-01-19 12:41:49 PM  
"I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow." - Vincent Frank


Beauty is in tha eye of the beholder but Snookie ain't even on tha level. If thurr was a Mendoza Line for hotness on the shore she'd be batting a .160 maybe brought up to a .225 by her wealth cuz u kno it would BOSS ta say u hooked up wit Snooks, just ta say it. But holmes, nobody, and I mean nobody would cop to scoring with Denna. The real score is getting J-Woww. Nail that mantis and U got tha world title for life, bro. That's Ric Flair level. Tha other girl, Sammi. She wacked in the head but I seen her look good. U gots 2 hit n quit her tho. She's covered in str8 up orange insanity.

What bugs me about da Jersey Shore is that they don't even roll at the hypest clubs. Karma is beat, bro. Ain't nobody with any came goin to Karma. That place was out of fashion back in the 2009 when they first pooped on the scene and since than it's gotten even worse. All the tru playas and playettes b & The Headliner or Doolan's. Yo can't just roll up on those spots in a pair of pajama jeans wit yo muffin top trying to open a bakery. For that and other reason's tha Jerz is fake life.
 
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