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(WTSP) Florida Protip: If TV investigates your dirty restaurant, and the state shuts you down, you prolly should get rid of all of the bugs before you reopen   (wtsp.com) divider line 39
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 09:59:06 AM
He attributes last month's poor inspection to cold weather and says he doesn't blame the bugs and rodents for seeking shelter.

Yeah, well I hope he doesn't blame us for not eating there.
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:20:25 AM
Can we stop using "prolly"?
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-19 11:46:02 AM
Well the crunchiness in that $5.99 lunch plate has to come from somewhere, dumbmitter.
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-19 11:46:54 AM
Krymson Tyde: Can we stop using "prolly"?

prolly not
 
FormlessOne
2012-01-19 11:48:33 AM
"Meh. Rats and roaches happen. I'll just keep hiding the evidence."

That's what I got out of that article. Someone needs to send Gordon Ramsay down there to slap the stupid out of him.
 
medius [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:48:49 AM
I worked in a Chinese restaurant when I was a teenager. This doesn't sound all that bad.
 
Mister Toast
2012-01-19 11:49:03 AM
But bugs are good in protein.
 
catsfish
2012-01-19 11:50:00 AM
Krymson Tyde: Can we stop using "prolly"?

QFT.

Sign of a dope in my communications.
 
Hand Banana
2012-01-19 11:53:35 AM
How did "prolly" even come about, it sounds nothing like probably. Shouldn't the shortened version have been probly?
 
oukewldave
2012-01-19 11:56:17 AM
Hand Banana: How did "prolly" even come about, it sounds nothing like probably. Shouldn't the shortened version have been probly?

prolly.
 
trappedspirit
2012-01-19 11:57:16 AM
Hand Banana: How did "prolly" even come about, it sounds nothing like probably. Shouldn't the shortened version have been probly?

Really?
 
Hand Banana
2012-01-19 12:06:09 PM
trappedspirit: Hand Banana: How did "prolly" even come about, it sounds nothing like probably. Shouldn't the shortened version have been probly?

Really?

Well it might if you're an idiot.
 
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-19 12:08:21 PM
prolly?

Yikes
 
ShabazKilla [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:20:54 PM

Lets get right to the important part of the article:


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SomethingInYourTeeth
2012-01-19 12:20:57 PM
Subby should prolly buy a dictionary; look up 'probably'.
 
Crazy Talk Al
2012-01-19 12:22:29 PM
Hey, did anyone notice that subby used the word "prolly"?
 
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-19 12:24:23 PM
We live in Florida, folks. We share our land, our holes, our restaurant with bugs. Get over it.
 
gadian [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:25:31 PM
Is it possible to NOT have bugs in the south east?
 
medius [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:27:58 PM
Prolly want a cracker.
 
medius [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:28:44 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: We share our land, our holes, our restaurant with bugs

wait...what?
 
Squawky
2012-01-19 12:33:45 PM
i39.tinypic.com
R.I.P. BROLLY
 
stiletto_the_wise
2012-01-19 12:33:45 PM
People who use "prolly" are less than HALF as annoying and twice as intelligent as people who write "aight" instead of "all right". THOSE people need a kick to the yam bag.
 
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-19 12:35:54 PM
stiletto_the_wise: People who use "prolly" are less than HALF as annoying and twice as intelligent as people who write "aight" instead of "all right". THOSE people need a kick to the yam bag.

I'm pretty sure its the same people using both.
 
jayphat
2012-01-19 12:49:51 PM
ShabazKilla: Lets get right to the important part of the article:


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trappedspirit
2012-01-19 12:53:43 PM
Hand Banana: trappedspirit: Hand Banana: How did "prolly" even come about, it sounds nothing like probably. Shouldn't the shortened version have been probly?

Really?

Well it might if you're an idiot.

But it doesn't if you are petty?
 
Surly U. Jest
2012-01-19 01:02:52 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: stiletto_the_wise: People who use "prolly" are less than HALF as annoying and twice as intelligent as people who write "aight" instead of "all right". THOSE people need a kick to the yam bag.

I'm pretty sure its the same people using both.

They prolly use it alot.

//hate prolly alot!
 
groppet
2012-01-19 01:16:39 PM
So if you run a restaurant in the south you will PROLLY have bugs?
 
ajt167
2012-01-19 01:40:52 PM
Hey mods, I have an idea: any headlines submitted with "prolly" or any other stupid non-word either get corrected by you guys or just don't get posted at all. Also, if you could find a way to give the submitters of said headlines a ball kick, that would be worth my $5/month.

Fark's users aren't primarily 14 year old girls. Don't reward them for acting like they are.
 
medius [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 01:45:02 PM
y'all mad?
 
silvervial
2012-01-19 02:17:06 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: We live in Florida, folks. We share our land, our holes, our restaurant with bugs. Get over it.

When I lived in Florida (Panama City), there were roaches EVERYWHERE! It was not a sign of a filthy home/business/school, it was a sign that you were in FLORIDA!

The roaches were enormous, lived inside, outside, in trees, on the ground and could FLY! It's like saying someone is a bad housekeeper if a moth or butterfly gets in the house. Or a Junebug.

Our school was particularly roach central and there used to be roaches spinning on their backs on Monday in every classroom after the pest control guys had been in over the weekend.

I had never seen a roach in my life before we moved to Florida for that one year and I eventually got semi-used to them, but I've never seen another one since we moved away and I hope I never do.

Still, it's FLORIDA! There will be bugs! It's the freaking tropics.
 
tcaptain
2012-01-19 02:43:07 PM
stiletto_the_wise: People who use "prolly" are less than HALF as annoying and twice as intelligent as people who write "aight" instead of "all right". THOSE people need a kick to the yam bag.

Don't forget totes and cray cray.

We prolly need the death penalty for THOSE people.
 
supayoda
2012-01-19 05:05:52 PM
I fully expected this to be about Rascal's Seafood in DE (featured on Restaurant: Impossible) until I noticed the Florida tag.
 
KrispyKritter
2012-01-19 07:10:43 PM
how unlike farkers to whine about pet peeves. you girls run out of vinegar?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-19 08:03:57 PM
Residents say there are only about three sit down restaurants in the entire tiny town of Hernando.

I know a dark secluded place.
A place where no one knows your face.
A glass of wine a fast embrace.
It's called Hernando's Hideaway ole!
All you see are silhouettes.
And all you hear are castanets.
And no one cares how late it gets.
Not at Hernando's Hideaway ole!

/goddamn earworm
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 08:28:46 PM
The bugs aren't what's bad. The warm refrigerator is a concern. I bet they cut steak with the same knife as they use on a watermelon. That actually happened about 10 years ago. A child died (from Salmonella or e-coli, I don't remember). Guess who paid most of the damages in the lawsuit. Not the restaurant - the meat company that sold the restaurant the beef.

I've lived in bug country before. Roaches are ruthless. They don't care if you are very tidy. In fact they like clean kitchens. If you've got food in certain parts of the US, you're going to have roaches.

I once saw a roach in my kitchen clutching a piece of uncooked spaghetti. It made me mad.

Another time I opened up a cardboard box in my closet full of old letters - and roaches. I duct-taped the whole thing tight and put it in the freezer for a couple of days. I think that killed them.

Yes roaches are filthy disease carrying insects that are really gross they are a fact of life. If there were no roaches in any restaurants I'd actually consider worrying about the environment.
 
FormlessOne
2012-01-19 11:16:33 PM
tcaptain: stiletto_the_wise: People who use "prolly" are less than HALF as annoying and twice as intelligent as people who write "aight" instead of "all right". THOSE people need a kick to the yam bag.

Don't forget totes and cray cray.

We prolly need the death penalty for THOSE people.

Call me old, but, what in the hell is meant by either "totes" or "cray cray"?
 
NephilimNexus [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 04:05:51 AM
Getting rid of bugs in Florida... uh, yeah. That's like trying to get rid of corruption in Washington. Good luck.
 
Sid Deuces
2012-01-20 04:58:15 AM
Everyone seems to have missed the part about the rodent droppings inside the industrial sized box of pudding mix.

"Yum, choclate chips in the pudding, what a great idea!"
 
tcaptain
2012-01-20 05:11:49 AM
FormlessOne: tcaptain: stiletto_the_wise: People who use "prolly" are less than HALF as annoying and twice as intelligent as people who write "aight" instead of "all right". THOSE people need a kick to the yam bag.

Don't forget totes and cray cray.

We prolly need the death penalty for THOSE people.

Call me old, but, what in the hell is meant by either "totes" or "cray cray"?

Took me a while to figure out at first, but I'm told it means "totally" and "crazy".

I have younger cousins I'd like to smack.
 
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