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(Daily Mail) Spiffy It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking. NTTAWWT   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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Lucky LaRue [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 09:50:51 AM
Somebody should slap some sense into that woman.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 10:04:44 AM
www.reactionface.info
 
cgraves67
2012-01-19 11:49:52 AM
You can't deny
dat ass is fly
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 11:51:55 AM
She wants a sexual romp with Khloe Kardashian? Ick.
 
FREDIOHEAD
2012-01-19 11:53:49 AM
It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking.


What does that even mean?
 
Tom_Slick
2012-01-19 11:54:17 AM
I'd give her the most disappointing 20 seconds of her life.
 
Im In Love With Americans
2012-01-19 11:55:12 AM
FREDIOHEAD: It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking.


What does that even mean?

Came here to say that.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-19 11:59:49 AM
I'd hit it.
 
LewDux
2012-01-19 12:04:54 PM
Im In Love With Americans: FREDIOHEAD: It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking.


What does that even mean?

Came here to say that.

1.bp.blogspot.com
/city folk...
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:10:50 PM
I clicked that link expecting substantially less clothing. Like, a string bikini literally made of strings.
 
PYROY [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 12:17:12 PM
Were those pics taken in the mid 80's? They're extremely tacky.
 
Fireproof
2012-01-19 12:32:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
LeroyBourne
2012-01-19 12:39:11 PM
PYROY: Were those pics taken in the mid 80's? They're extremely tacky.

Polaroid app. I have hipster friends that take photos under that medium all the time, and it's annoying.
 
amindtat
2012-01-19 12:42:20 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"I see you've been eating corn..."
 
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
2012-01-19 12:45:25 PM
She mustve found a good cocaine seller
 
Skiffy
2012-01-19 12:46:37 PM
PYROY: Were those pics taken in the mid 80's? They're extremely tacky.

Looks like candid photos taken from the set of Rumpshaker (new window).
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-01-19 12:54:07 PM
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: She mustve found a good cocaine seller


Cocaine seller?

Are you Tom Griswold?
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2012-01-19 01:02:59 PM
Apos: She wants a sexual romp with Khloe Kardashian? Ick.

Yea, I am sure Kim wouldn't want her herpes. Especially herpes from some island animal. Gross.
 
Gilligann [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 01:34:39 PM
Im In Love With Americans: FREDIOHEAD: It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking.


What does that even mean?

Came here to say that.

Her clothes are made from penis?
 
realmojo
2012-01-19 02:03:42 PM
She's got a beautiful face but in my day, it was big tits and small ass that made a good body, not the other way around.

/Adjust onion on belt
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 02:07:20 PM
Im In Love With Americans: FREDIOHEAD: It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking.


What does that even mean?

Came here to say that.

^ Joining in the club
 
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
2012-01-19 02:09:33 PM
Psycoholic_Slag: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: She mustve found a good cocaine seller


Cocaine seller?

Are you Tom Griswold?

I blanked... Dealer
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 02:10:17 PM
She's obviously not looking to be a role model. Posting pics of her smoking a blunt in Hawaii, tweeting about getting baked on vacation, and apparently hooking back up with Chris Brown on the sly.

Farking Gawker and Jezebel...I only discovered you through i09 and look what you've done to me.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 02:18:14 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: Apos: She wants a sexual romp with Khloe Kardashian? Ick.

Yea, I am sure Kim wouldn't want her herpes. Especially herpes from some island animal. Gross.


I'm not sure what's more bizarre: Insuinating that Kim and Khloe share a "special" closeness or the allegation that Khloe,an obvious Himalayan primate,is an 'island animal'.



Fark never fails to surprise me.
 
JudgeSmails
2012-01-19 02:33:15 PM
subby can count to potato?
 
feefifofimmy
2012-01-19 02:38:15 PM
I'd hit her it.
 
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-19 02:55:23 PM
FREDIOHEAD: Blah blah blah blah blah blah, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking.


That's how I read it.
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-01-19 03:01:47 PM
Worst. Headline. Ever.
 
Tony_Pepperoni [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 03:21:16 PM
Those pics look like they were taken with a 110 camera and 800asa film.
 
kroonermanblack
2012-01-19 03:44:42 PM
Wow, a performer who is famous for her body is attention whoring?!?!?

And she's pretty. Just not my type.

I mean, she's pretty, successful, and probably has perfectly fine self esteem.

/forever alone.jpg
 
Raug the Dwarf
2012-01-19 03:56:37 PM
realmojo: She's got a beautiful face but in my day, it was big tits and small ass that made a good body, not the other way around.

/Adjust onion on belt

I noticed that too. The wife was watching some show where Rhianna came on to guest star or do something. First thing I said was, "What happen to that girls boobs?"

Mind you, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. And she does have one divine derriere, but she is lacking in the chest department.

/ass-man, myself.
 
litespeed74
2012-01-19 04:23:05 PM
So this is what celebrities do! I knew it!
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2012-01-19 04:33:59 PM
Raug the Dwarf: realmojo: She's got a beautiful face but in my day, it was big tits and small ass that made a good body, not the other way around.

/Adjust onion on belt

I noticed that too. The wife was watching some show where Rhianna came on to guest star or do something. First thing I said was, "What happen to that girls boobs?"

Mind you, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. And she does have one divine derriere, but she is lacking in the chest department.

/ass-man, myself.

Wow, you are not the only one commenting about wanting to f*ck someone with gross STDs. Maybe that's the new thing, to get STDs from someone famous. Wtf? I would kick her out of bed in a second and then wash the farking sheets.
 
FuryOfFirestorm
2012-01-19 04:37:03 PM
We found ass in a pantless place.
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-19 04:46:41 PM
Leaving aside her music (and her alleged STDs), THAT is an attractive woman. Long legs, killer body, fantastic booty, and luscious lips.
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 04:58:18 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: HEY EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! PAY ATTENTION NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY! DID YOU CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT IT??
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2012-01-19 05:04:47 PM
Madbassist1: Amurica...Fark Ya!: HEY EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! PAY ATTENTION NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY! DID YOU CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT IT??

Aww...you must have a soft spot for STDs. She still won't sleep with you, and because of her gross herpes, that is a good thing for you =-).
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 05:12:05 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: Madbassist1: Amurica...Fark Ya!: HEY EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! PAY ATTENTION NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY! DID YOU CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT IT??

Aww...you must have a soft spot for STDs. She still won't sleep with you, and because of her gross herpes, that is a good thing for you =-).

its fairly common knowledge she has herpes simplex if its 1 or 2, Idk, but there's a big difference between the two, and you jumping up to point it out everytime someone complements her is just you acting like a stupid teenager. people can read. they know your point of view, they dont need to be reminded of it.

Madonna has herpes
so does brittany
and lindsey too, I think
go troll those threads.
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2012-01-19 05:18:35 PM
Madbassist1: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Madbassist1: Amurica...Fark Ya!: HEY EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! PAY ATTENTION NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY! DID YOU CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT IT??

Aww...you must have a soft spot for STDs. She still won't sleep with you, and because of her gross herpes, that is a good thing for you =-).

its fairly common knowledge she has herpes simplex if its 1 or 2, Idk, but there's a big difference between the two, and you jumping up to point it out everytime someone complements her is just you acting like a stupid teenager. people can read. they know your point of view, they dont need to be reminded of it.

Madonna has herpes
so does brittany
and lindsey too, I think
go troll those threads.

I didn't know that stating facts was trolling. My bad. Now go dry your tears and get back to stating how hot girls are with STDs.

/truth hurts
//wise up and get a life
 
Knara
2012-01-19 05:35:20 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: She's obviously not looking to be a role model. Posting pics of her smoking a blunt in Hawaii, tweeting about getting baked on vacation, and apparently hooking back up with Chris Brown on the sly.

Farking Gawker and Jezebel...I only discovered you through i09 and look what you've done to me.

You realize that io9 is just Gawker with a bit of geek as a garnish, right?

All Gawker websites are awful.
 
Knara
2012-01-19 05:36:17 PM
Madbassist1: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Madbassist1: Amurica...Fark Ya!: HEY EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! PAY ATTENTION NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY! DID YOU CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT IT??

Aww...you must have a soft spot for STDs. She still won't sleep with you, and because of her gross herpes, that is a good thing for you =-).

its fairly common knowledge she has herpes simplex if its 1 or 2, Idk, but there's a big difference between the two, and you jumping up to point it out everytime someone complements her is just you acting like a stupid teenager. people can read. they know your point of view, they dont need to be reminded of it.

Madonna has herpes
so does brittany
and lindsey too, I think
go troll those threads.

Why are you interacting with a troll?
 
voran
2012-01-19 05:44:21 PM
Whatever draws attention away from the lip herpes, I guess.
 
Misconduc
2012-01-19 06:01:53 PM
meh she's got no tits.
 
InmanRoshi
2012-01-19 06:14:35 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: She's obviously not looking to be a role model. Posting pics of her smoking a blunt in Hawaii, tweeting about getting baked on vacation, and apparently hooking back up with Chris Brown on the sly.

Farking Gawker and Jezebel...I only discovered you through i09 and look what you've done to me.

Drug use? In my music industry? It's more likely than you think.
 
Pfft!
2012-01-19 06:30:20 PM
a) What an attention whore
b) She looks like she has Down Syndrome
c) Would still hit
 
Fecacacophany
2012-01-19 06:47:36 PM
ella ella ella . eh eh eh
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2012-01-19 07:08:37 PM
My friend was hired as the manager on her just completed US and European tour. She says Rihanna is really nice, doesn't lip sync at her concerts, and smokes more weed than anyone she's ever known in her entire life.

I have nothing else to add. Rihanna is hot, and I would like to penis her. I should add that, I guess.
 
Barry McCackiner
2012-01-19 08:14:03 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: My friend was hired as the manager on her just completed US and European tour. She says Rihanna is really nice, doesn't lip sync at her concerts, and smokes more weed than anyone she's ever known in her entire life.

I have nothing else to add. Rihanna is hot, and I would like to penis her. I should add that, I guess.

This makes me like her even more. Blasting that azz while blazing sounds like a party to me.
 
blogwiz
2012-01-19 09:20:31 PM
She is so stoned, I'd still hit it though
 
devilskware
2012-01-19 10:05:53 PM
She is a pear. 23 and has no tits, narrow shoulders and a big ass. Her ass might not even be that big but her Jennifer Love Hewitt pear shape inducing upper body makes it appear that way. She sucks, her music sucks, and her body sucks. Gimme Kelly Rowland any day.
 
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