One bottle? lightweight.

Weezer808: One bottle? lightweight.

Or as I call it, "breakfast"

Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine,
When you gonna let me get sober?
Leave me alone, let me go home,
Let me go back and start over.

Fiscal Depute?
Money misspelling of deputy?

Blease help, I don't speak brittish.

Weezer808: One bottle? lightweight.

interluder: Weezer808: One bottle? lightweight.

Or as I call it, "breakfast"

I see my work here is done.

/carry on

Weezer808: One bottle? lightweight.

I don't think there's ever been a time when a single bottle of wine would knock me on my ass like that. A good buzz, sure, but not "fight with the cop" drunk. My wife only drinks twice a year and she can make it through two bottles of champagne on New Year's, although she is pretty shiatfaced after that.

This woman must have been on pills, too.

I used to know a guy that would baby sit while on LSD. Little kids are hilarious when you are trippin'... or so I've been told.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Fiscal Depute?
Money misspelling of deputy?

Blease help, I don't speak brittish.

Probably a deputy procurator fiscal -- Scottish for state prosecutor.

Approves



How drunk was thiswoman that it became apparent to a preschooler that she was unable to safely provide care?

That was one drunk woman.

Weezer808: One bottle? lightweight.

That depends entirely upon the wine.



Half a bottle of Bucky will rape your brain

maybe it was one of those big 3-liter bottles of cheap wine

also: "don't tell mom the babysitter's drunk" would have been a better headline

also: if that 3 year old kid can recognize a dangerous drunk and knows to call for help, that kid already leads a pretty shiatty life

Bad babysitter. If she had given the first glass to the kid he would have been sleeping soundly at 12:30 am and not calling the police.

Madd Dog the choice of babysitters.

how did the kid get out of the duck tape?