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Speed-gardening craze hits Maui. This used to be real estate, now it's only fields and trees. Where, where is the town?
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AbbeySomeone
2012-01-19 05:35:41 AM
Now, it's nothing but flowers...
Don't leave me standing here
I can't get used to this lifestyyyyyllle
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-19 07:15:04 AM
You got it
You got it
skammie
2012-01-19 08:39:54 AM
If this is paradise
I wish I had a lawnmower
Demetrius
2012-01-19 08:46:13 AM
I miss the honky tonks, Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens.
xanadian
2012-01-19 09:32:32 AM
Nothing like a Talking Heads reference to brighten up my morning...
LandStander
2012-01-19 10:32:26 AM
We caught a rattlesnake, now we've got something for dinner.
Perlin Noise
2012-01-19 10:50:50 AM
This was a Pizza Hut, now its a peaceful oasis...
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-19 10:51:17 AM
Can we have more songs about BUILDINGS and food (not just food)?
snarketyfarker
2012-01-19 10:52:11 AM
AbbeySomeone
:
Now, it's nothing but flowers...
Don't leave me standing here
I can't get used to this lifestyyyyyllle
Petit_Merdeux
:
You got it
You got it
skammie
:
If this is paradise
I wish I had a lawnmower
Demetrius
:
I miss the honky tonks, Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens.
LandStander
:
We caught a rattlesnake, now we've got something for dinner.
Thank you all. You just brightened up my morning after waking up to a farking ice storm.Link (new window)
snarketyfarker
2012-01-19 10:53:51 AM
Gah, tried to link to the song on YouTube, didn't do it right, sorry.
going for caffiene.
trekkiecougar
2012-01-19 11:06:55 AM
This is a GREAt idea!!!
Maui no ka oi!
stickandmove
2012-01-19 11:14:50 AM
And as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attention
cwheelie
2012-01-19 11:16:27 AM
The highways and cars
Were sacrificed for agriculture
I thought that we'd start over
But I guess I was wrong
SwiftFox
2012-01-19 11:22:19 AM
Permablitz Detroit
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-19 11:23:57 AM
The thing is, who is going to maintain that stuff after the "blitz" is over? If the people they're giving these gardens too have the know-how and drive to keep up with a pretty substantial time and labor commitment, and they want to spend their time and labor that way, they would probably already be growing food and not need the "blitz" to begin with. This seems like an agricultural version of Extreme Home Makeover to me.
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2012-01-19 11:25:32 AM
AbbeySomeone
:
Now, it's nothing but flowers...
Don't leave me standing here
I can't get used to this lifestyyyyyllle
Thank you.
Kuroshin
2012-01-19 11:43:20 AM
xanadian
:
Nothing like a Talking Heads reference to brighten up my morning...
Truth.
Krieghund
2012-01-19 11:50:21 AM
SwiftFox
:
Permablitz Detroit
You aren't thinking big enough.
Permablitz Washington DC
groppet
2012-01-19 11:53:49 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
:
The thing is, who is going to maintain that stuff after the "blitz" is over? If the people they're giving these gardens too have the know-how and drive to keep up with a pretty substantial time and labor commitment, and they want to spend their time and labor that way, they would probably already be growing food and not need the "blitz" to begin with. This seems like an agricultural version of Extreme Home Makeover to me.
I was thinking that as well. Hopefully since they are just doing it in Hawaii now they will guide the people on how to tend the gardens.
jamspoon
2012-01-19 11:57:49 AM
chaddsfarkprefect
:
Can we have more songs about BUILDINGS and food (not just food)?
I can recommend
Human League - Empire State Human
(lyrics in new window).
rjakobi
2012-01-19 12:42:52 PM
Finally, an article about Maui. Only one thing I need to say.
Hana Highway needs repaving.
Thank you.
Catlike Typist
2012-01-19 02:17:09 PM
I want to see this happen in California. And most other places where flaming fools thought it would be a good idea to put office buildings & parking structures over some of the most fertile land in the country.
Dupa
2012-01-19 02:35:09 PM
For those not referencing the Talking Heads here I recommend you get Naked.
capnfutile
2012-01-19 02:57:55 PM
Cannot add anything to the conversation but that any Byrne/Heads fans should check out the Byrne bootleg "This Sensuous World" live in Hamburg, 5-31-94. Available at a dodgy CD store or bittorrent near you. Great stuff.
Dr._Love
2012-01-19 03:00:22 PM
But I guess I was wrong.
Hey!
/dreaming of cherry pies, candy bars & chocolate chip cookies
//married a chef so I wouldn't have to miss out on the cherry pies at least post-apocalypse
Big Man On Campus
2012-01-19 07:03:36 PM
Everything grows in Hawaii. The work of these speed-gardeners lasts approximately 1 month before weeds take over.
EVERYBODY PANIC
2012-01-19 08:10:00 PM
TFA
states that they put down cardboard to keep down the weeds. It is an old idea, I read about in Mother Earth News back in the 1970's. I tried it, and it works. Today I put down strips of old carpet, which works better, lasts longer, and is easier on bare feet. Lasts for years with minimal maintenance.
I approve this movement. Been gardening for about 45 years now, and this
FA
is a great thing. Unfortunately, it does not work in mom's basement. Farkers must go *outside* to do gardening.
/Oh. Never mind.
Sylvia_Bandersnatch
2012-01-20 12:11:06 AM
That's stupid. You can't grow speed.
Mmmm_Hogfat
2012-01-20 03:21:01 AM
rjakobi
:
Finally, an article about Maui. Only one thing I need to say.
Hana Highway needs repaving.
Thank you.
Actually they repaved a stretch of Hana Highway a few months ago. But Makawao Ave. is as potholey as ever.
There is a strong movement here on Maui and in Hawaii generally to promote self-reliance (as a community) and sustainability. The idea is that as an island almost 3,000 miles from any continent, we either grow it ourselves (and as was noted above, (almost) everything can grow here) or import it from a great distance and at great cost. Same goes for energy: there has been an explosion of renewable energy in Hawaii in an effort to wean the state off its current primary power source, imported oil. This movement isn't for everybody, but has a great deal of support.
/live in Upcountry Maui
//buy most of my produce at my local farmer's market
SophT
2012-01-20 07:04:32 AM
rjakobi
:
Finally, an article about Maui. Only one thing I need to say.
Hana Highway needs repaving.
Thank you.
Just don't go to Hana. The Kipahulu boys don't want you there anyways.
/Kihei Boy
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