Women's volleyball?

You want some squash?

The Trinity College Batmans?

This is not a sport.

/may be a penis

Rich white people problems.

Squash?

Marine1: Rich white people problems.

Pretty much. Now that even the state schools have taken over fencing (Penn State is a powerhouse), the Ivy Leagues and the other traditionally in-bred upper class liberal arts colleges are left primarily with squash and crew as sports in which they are still relevant.

They're a long way from those football national championships.

Marine1: Rich white people problems accomplishments.

FTFY

A winning streak, even in an obscure, stupid sport, is still an accomplishment

So why isn't this all over ESPN like the UConn women vs. UCLA men's streaks?

hooray everyone wins

FACT: Gallagher has never lost a squash match.

And judging by the (lack of) comments on TFA, not a single eff was given that day.

Emory in Atlanta is still undefeated in football!!!

/Did not go there
//YOU look it up!

Another win for the Eradicator!



/mildly obscure, but not really.

Good find, subby. I don't care if you're playing checkers, any streak that long is impressive.

An alum here. It was a crazy record. Ive been to many matches, and some were damn close. Harvard and Yale nipped at our heels for years. I remember a match where it came down to the last game and we were down 5 and the trinity player rallied to win. The place went bananas.

But seriously, no one recruits for squash like Trinity. They are insane about it.

There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.

/i wish i hadn't said that
//opening tomorrow as canon chasuble in TIOBE

neritz: Adolf Oliver Nipples: So what you're saying is that they finally got...squashed?

Came here to say this.

Pun kinship, how cute.

I must be out of my gourd to make that joke.

LordOfThePings: neritz: Adolf Oliver Nipples: So what you're saying is that they finally got...squashed?

Came here to say this.

Pun kinship, how cute.

I must be out of my gourd to make that joke.

Will you all quit making such a racket?

Marine1: Rich white people problems.

I think there are a decent number of Asian sprinkled in as well.

And how can we forget this doozy by our heroes at Trinity College (against Yale) from last year:




/hot

Crewmannumber6: The Trinity College Batmans?

From what I've heard, the school's mascot used to be the "Fighting Cocks".

Luthiel: Crewmannumber6: The Trinity College Batmans?

From what I've heard, the school's mascot used to be the "Fighting Cocks".

Fencing!

YALE IS THE COLOR OF POO

Nightsweat: Another win for the Eradicator!

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/mildly obscure, but not really.

Came here to say this.

Already been said.

Do you want to unmask me? You've earned the right.

Wow, forgot that squash is a sport, they went the entire 2000s without losing? Too bad we would not hear about this anywhere else.

Nightsweat: Another win for the Eradicator!

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/mildly obscure, but not really.

If you beat him, you can unmask him. I applaud your posting of the feared Eradicator,

Lost squash? Kind of a hard thing to misplace, one would think.

Duke still sucks.

Marine1: Rich

Interestingly, most of the 22 players on the roster are foreign-born and a large number of those are from third world countries like Mexico, El Salvidor, Columbia, India, South Afric, and Malaysia.

This text is now purple: Marine1: Rich white people problems.

Pretty much. Now that even the state schools have taken over fencing (Penn State is a powerhouse), the Ivy Leagues and the other traditionally in-bred upper class liberal arts colleges are left primarily with squash and crew as sports in which they are still relevant.

They're a long way from those football national championships.

Eh, Harvard, Yale and Cornell are still mildly relevant in ice hockey.

This text is now purple: Marine1: Rich white people problems.

Pretty much. Now that even the state schools have taken over fencing (Penn State is a powerhouse), the Ivy Leagues and the other traditionally in-bred upper class liberal arts colleges are left primarily with squash and crew as sports in which they are still relevant.

They're a long way from those football national championships.

I know this is probably mean... but... am I the only one that wishes there was a nationally-televised game where some "commoners' school" absolutely murdered an Ivy League school (preferably Harvard or Yale) in football? I mean, not LSU, Oregon, or Alabama... but some school like Georgia, Mizzou, K-State, Nebraska, or Michigan. Some school that's good enough to grind them into hamburger and wipe the floor with them but not good enough make the match outcome incredibly obvious. Something to make those elitist dweebs realize they're not all they're cracked up to be.

I'm not a very populist person, but there's something about that thought that makes me happy. Oh well. A man can dream...

Marine1: Something to make those elitist dweebs realize they're not all they're cracked up to be.

There are four players in the NFL right now who went to Harvard. Despite not being what it was, it's not an awful program.

meanmutton: Marine1: Rich

Interestingly, most of the 22 players on the roster are foreign-born and a large number of those are from third world countries like Mexico, El Salvidor, Columbia, India, South Afric, and Malaysia.

The squash star at my high school was from El Salvador, but he was the President's son. The #2 guy was his cousin. Not exactly the hoi polloi.

/they'd get really pissed when you referred to the squash team as "the death squad"

WhyteRaven74: Marine1: Something to make those elitist dweebs realize they're not all they're cracked up to be.

There are four players in the NFL right now who went to Harvard. Despite not being what it was, it's not an awful program.

Not for football purposes. I'm talking in general.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Marine1: This text is now purple: Marine1: Rich white people problems.

Pretty much. Now that even the state schools have taken over fencing (Penn State is a powerhouse), the Ivy Leagues and the other traditionally in-bred upper class liberal arts colleges are left primarily with squash and crew as sports in which they are still relevant.

They're a long way from those football national championships.

I know this is probably mean... but... am I the only one that wishes there was a nationally-televised game where some "commoners' school" absolutely murdered an Ivy League school (preferably Harvard or Yale) in football? I mean, not LSU, Oregon, or Alabama... but some school like Georgia, Mizzou, K-State, Nebraska, or Michigan. Some school that's good enough to grind them into hamburger and wipe the floor with them but not good enough make the match outcome incredibly obvious. Something to make those elitist dweebs realize they're not all they're cracked up to be.

I'm not a very populist person, but there's something about that thought that makes me happy. Oh well. A man can dream...

Dude, that would make them even more elitist. Just imagine: they all have 4.0 GPAs and 1600 SATs and hung in with drooling morons who can barely spell their names. 90% the athlete but 100 times smarter. Oh, and when it's all over they'll have a degree from an Ivy League school, not Podunk U. You're not wrecking their egos, you're feeding them.

Depends on the score. If it's 10-3, it's nothing. If it's 55-10, then... well... it's not just who wanted it more.

Marine1: I know this is probably mean... but... am I the only one that wishes there was a nationally-televised game where some "commoners' school" absolutely murdered an Ivy League school (preferably Harvard or Yale) in football? I mean, not LSU, Oregon, or Alabama... but some school like Georgia, Mizzou, K-State, Nebraska, or Michigan. Some school that's good enough to grind them into hamburger and wipe the floor with them but not good enough make the match outcome incredibly obvious. Something to make those elitist dweebs realize they're not all they're cracked up to be.

I'm not a very populist person, but there's something about that thought that makes me happy. Oh well. A man can dream...

What's the point? They know they're not an elite program. They deliberately opted out of that race when they went I-AA. You're not teaching anybody anything, and you're (probably) not even beating up the right nerds.

Marine1: Something to make those elitist dweebs realize they're not all they're cracked up to be.

I would imagine that if you are going to an Ivy League school, athletic prowess is not the most important aspect of your ego. Intelligence, wealth, and the best starting path to many lucrative careers would all certainly make me feel ok that I lost a football game.

At the end of the day, the State school grads are more likely to end up like Al Bundy, reminding everyone that they used to be good at football. The Ivy Leaguers will still have better days ahead of them.

/Generally speaking
//In order to take someone down a peg, you have to beat them at their strengths, not yours.