SphericalTime: Should have asked Dan Savage, he could have given actual advice on how to be safe in that line of work.

Then she could have followed that up by reading Super Freakonomics and learned how to make more and more while screwing less and less.

Chef: But a prostitute is someone who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.

Actually, I found the last letter most amusing.

What the fiancé is actually saying is "Every time I try to help out, we get in a fight, and it's obvious my opinion means nothing to you. I'm willing to take a back seat in this matter and let you have it your way. I'll consider it training for our life together. If you're not going to let me actually help in PLANNING this wedding, then don't expect me to be involved."

I live in Sacramento, and this thread interests me...

I am wondering if the mother was being somewhat ambiguous in her choice of words. Her daughter could be joining the adult film industry where she might be better off than a typical prostitute.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I liked the last letter better. "Why can't I get my fiance to CHANGE?"

♫ I got a little change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling... ♫

Prostitution is illegal.
I'm sure she knows this, and there are places in Nevada it isn't.

/Ever see Trading Places?

mightybaldking: What the fiancé is actually saying is "Every time I try to help out, we get in a fight, and it's obvious my opinion means nothing to you. I'm willing to take a back seat in this matter and let you have it your way. I'll consider it training for our life together. If you're not going to let me actually help in PLANNING this wedding, then don't expect me to be involved."

It's just as likely that he is simply a lazy toad.

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
This all has to stop
My daughter gives blowjobs for five bucks a pop
She comes in real late with scraps on her knees
With her dress all a bunched and smelling of cheese
Signed Lip Service


Lip Service, Lip Service
You have no complaint
You are what you is and you is what you aint
So listen up Sister, and listen up good
Stop sucking on lemons and start sucking on wood

There is a wide range of prostitutes between "working at the Mustang Ranch and making big bucks legally and safely" and "sucking herpetic cock for $8 and a candy bar." It might help everyone involved if we had an idea of what she's doing.

I_Am_Weasel: When she lost it recently, she was devastated. Instead of trying to find another one, she decided to turn to prostitution. When I asked her why, she said she doesn't want to work her butt off for peanuts.

The word she used was not "peanuts".

She probably also didn't say "doesn't" and "off". And sorry, Mom, she probably hasn't been a virgin for many, many years now.

mightybaldking: Actually, I found the last letter most amusing.

What the fiancé is actually saying is "Every time I try to help out, we get in a fight, and it's obvious my opinion means nothing to you. I'm willing to take a back seat in this matter and let you have it your way. I'll consider it training for our life together. If you're not going to let me actually help in PLANNING this wedding, then don't expect me to be involved."

Yup, that's been my experience. I noticed that one too.

her - You're not helping!
me - Okay I like this.
her - No, we're not going to do that.
me - Then don't ask me to help. You just want confirmation of what you want to do. So just do it.

We survived that but it should have been obvious it wouldn't last. And it didn't.

I know really. The girl should go hook up with a bunch of random college guys over a four year period in exchange for some free drinks at various parties. That's totally different.

Everybody she went to high school with already knew that.

That is what you get for naming your daughter Olympia.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: mightybaldking: What the fiancé is actually saying is "Every time I try to help out, we get in a fight, and it's obvious my opinion means nothing to you. I'm willing to take a back seat in this matter and let you have it your way. I'll consider it training for our life together. If you're not going to let me actually help in PLANNING this wedding, then don't expect me to be involved."

It's just as likely that he is simply a lazy toad.

Or maybe he just doesn't give a shiat and would just as soon get married at the courthouse and be done with it.

Its too bad she is all the way out in cali. Sounds like she needs help making life decisions. I would be a lifelong positive influence. She needs to be rescued from herself!

karnal: Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
This all has to stop
My daughter gives blowjobs for five bucks a pop
She comes in real late with scraps on her knees
With her dress all a bunched and smelling of cheese
Signed Lip Service


Lip Service, Lip Service
You have no complaint
You are what you is and you is what you aint
So listen up Sister, and listen up good
Stop sucking on lemons and start sucking on wood

Came here to do something like this, figured no one would get the reference. Nicely done, sir.

Le French Boo: That is what you get for naming your daughter Olympia.

Did you think that propecia was a better name?

karnal: Stop sucking on lemons and start sucking on wood

Oh, that would make a great bumper sticker!

As a matter of fact, I might use that line the next time my wife is biatching at me "Quit whining and put your mouth to some good!" I'll let you all know how that turns out, assuming I can still see out of at least one eye.

Le French Boo: That is what you get for naming your daughter Olympia.

I guess she can turn tricks at the project.

stpickrell: There is a wide range of prostitutes between "working at the Mustang Ranch and making big bucks legally and safely" and "sucking herpetic cock for $8 and a candy bar." It might help everyone involved if we had an idea of what she's doing.

Well, 18 and (alledgedly) pretty, my bet is that she's freelancing on Craigslist for $200-$500 per night. Working at a ranch in Nevada is also a distinct possibility, but you can be sure she's not working a corner.

anyine know if shes listed on www.myredbook.com (hooker ad website) and what's her name?

/MSOG

Le French Boo: That is what you get for naming your daughter Olympia.

I figured that was just code for 'does Greek'.

Incog_Neeto: YouPeopleAreCrazy: mightybaldking: What the fiancé is actually saying is "Every time I try to help out, we get in a fight, and it's obvious my opinion means nothing to you. I'm willing to take a back seat in this matter and let you have it your way. I'll consider it training for our life together. If you're not going to let me actually help in PLANNING this wedding, then don't expect me to be involved."

It's just as likely that he is simply a lazy toad.

Or maybe he just doesn't give a shiat and would just as soon get married at the courthouse and be done with it.

Just got engaged myself....and I know the time until the wedding will be hell. My gal is great in oh so many ways, but she has that puzzling and pointless female attachment to weddings...
I knew going in I couldn't change it.....it doesn't mean I have like enjoy this stupidity.

/the most important day of your life shouldn't be a flippin party

Scorpio Rex


karnal: Stop sucking on lemons and start sucking on wood

Oh, that would make a great bumper sticker!

As a matter of fact, I might use that line the next time my wife is biatching at me "Quit whining and put your mouth to some good!" I'll let you all know how that turns out, assuming I can still see out of at least one eye.

Oh...in that case:
Stop sucking on lemons and start sucking on wood® *


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Stripper name detected.

xanadian: Nope. The fiance is marrying a bridezilla. She wants to marry the guy, but she never says word one about any good qualities? It's all about HER and HER wedding. Even money they divorce in less than 2 years.

Assuming this statement is true:
"but he says, "It's your job. You're the bride." "

It is likely that he only gets off the couch to get a beer, and then only when she is not around to get him one.

Assuming this statement is true
"The only thing I have decided so far is the date and location. I have gotten so stressed that I have actually passed out. "

Her inner bridezilla is showing.

/restraining order within 18 months

pxlboy: Why not porn? If she's going to sell her body, she should opt to be an "escort" and at least make more that way.

This or move to Nevada.

Sasquach: Incog_Neeto: YouPeopleAreCrazy: mightybaldking: What the fiancé is actually saying is "Every time I try to help out, we get in a fight, and it's obvious my opinion means nothing to you. I'm willing to take a back seat in this matter and let you have it your way. I'll consider it training for our life together. If you're not going to let me actually help in PLANNING this wedding, then don't expect me to be involved."

It's just as likely that he is simply a lazy toad.

Or maybe he just doesn't give a shiat and would just as soon get married at the courthouse and be done with it.

Just got engaged myself....and I know the time until the wedding will be hell. My gal is great in oh so many ways, but she has that puzzling and pointless female attachment to weddings...
I knew going in I couldn't change it.....it doesn't mean I have like enjoy this stupidity.

/the most important day of your life shouldn't be a flippin party

if your wedding is the most important day of your life then you are doing it wrong.

karnal: Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
This all has to stop
My daughter gives blowjobs for five bucks a pop...



Approves whole-heartedly:

NewWorldDan: stpickrell: There is a wide range of prostitutes between "working at the Mustang Ranch and making big bucks legally and safely" and "sucking herpetic cock for $8 and a candy bar." It might help everyone involved if we had an idea of what she's doing.

Well, 18 and (alledgedly) pretty, my bet is that she's freelancing on Craigslist for $200-$500 per night. Working at a ranch in Nevada is also a distinct possibility, but you can be sure she's not working a corner.

Yeah sounds like she could be craigslisting it or using an "agency". She wont be street walking until she becomes an addict.

darkmayo: if your wedding is the most important day of your life then you are doing it wrong.

At a minimum, its in the top 5

Birth
first marriage
birth of your first child
divorce of your first spouse
death

You're making a public commitment to another person, potentially for the rest of your life. In front of friends, family, FSM if you are so inclined, you are saying "this one!"

That's pretty major.

karnal: Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
This all has to stop
My daughter gives blowjobs for five bucks a pop
She comes in real late with scraps on her knees
With her dress all a bunched and smelling of cheese
Signed Lip Service


Lip Service, Lip Service
You have no complaint
You are what you is and you is what you aint
So listen up Sister, and listen up good
Stop sucking on lemons and start sucking on wood

Tune, I need a tune