"It's the biggest snowstorm in years with sub freezing temperatures. So much for global warming"
-you farking idiot

"There's way less snow than normal for this time of year. Global warming is really hitting hard"
-OH. MY. GOD

Nice troll, subby
but Climate Change means Climate Change.

Its aliens

/no pic
//sorry

Impassible ?

Subby's post should've been canceled due to too much global derping, but it's Fark and the modmins are bored - guess it's time to shake the ant farm again.

I still would like for you internet scientists to explain how humans can control currents and the jet stream(which is the reason for warming) and before all of you start screaming "its our co2 emissions that caused it!!!" Go and find out how the desert in egypt used to be a flood plain and helped build the pyramids but ocean current and jet stream changes ended up drying up the rains.

Hey look, this thread

FormlessOne: Subby's post should've been canceled due to too much global derping, but it's Fark and the modmins are bored - guess it's time to shake the ant farm again.

Sometimes people make headlines that do not necessarily reflect fact in an attempt to make it funny, so the chances of it going green go up.

I am not subby, but loled at the headline.

Quick, take a photo of Al Gore's book sitting in a snowbank!

brainlordmesomorph: Nice troll, subby
but Climate Change means Climate Change.

now that they changed the term to make it much more ambiguous...

brilliant!

So I suppose if the dinosaurs enforced cap and trade, they'd still be here!!!! Of course!

THE CLIMATE HAS BEEN CHANGING SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME! THIS IS NOTHING NEW!

About a decade ago, I did the Iditarod Race, which is 1,049 miles from Anchorage to Nome. It was a hellacious winter with temperatures never rising above -20 F. Over 60% of the mushers died during the trek that year and only four teams, myself included finished. It was the first and last time I subjected myself to that kind of punishment.

I was stuck on an ice flow for three days, unable to proceed until the giant fissure ahead of me collided with another ice flow, create a temporary and temperamental bridge. In that cold and loneliness, the mind goes to some unfathomably strange places. At one point, I imagined I was eating from a giant pan of warm sloppy joe meat. I came out of the hallucination to find that I'd gutted one of my dogs and was eating its innards straight from its corpse. Later, I imagined I was making love to small, furry fantastical creature. It was the best sex I'd ever had until I realized that I was balls deep in Mitsy, my lead dog. We avoided eye contact for the remained of the trip. When the ice bridge finally formed, I was almost too dazed to proceed and it was only Misty's desire to get off the ice flow that got us out of there safely.

Unfortunately, all but four of my dogs perished during the final leg of the race. And the rules state that you must have at least six dogs when you cross the finish line, or you are disqualified. So even though I had the best time, I didn't win due to my lack of living dogs. And when you are disqualified from the race, you aren't mentioned in any of the race histories or any other documentation whatsoever. It's really too bad because it changed my life.

I'm just glad that a bunch of people on the internet told me that AGW is ridiculous.

I thought dogsledding was the optimal mode of transportation in deep snow. I guess it has it's limits.

steamingpile: "its our co2 emissions that caused it!!!"

CO₂ killed my father. Prepare to die.

Insert "Lots of Dogs" jpg here.

spentmiles: About a decade ago, I did the Iditarod Race, which is 1,049 miles from Anchorage to Nome. It was a hellacious winter with temperatures never rising above -20 F. Over 60% of the mushers died during the trek that year and only four teams, myself included finished. It was the first and last time I subjected myself to that kind of punishment.

I was stuck on an ice flow for three days, unable to proceed until the giant fissure ahead of me collided with another ice flow, create a temporary and temperamental bridge. In that cold and loneliness, the mind goes to some unfathomably strange places. At one point, I imagined I was eating from a giant pan of warm sloppy joe meat. I came out of the hallucination to find that I'd gutted one of my dogs and was eating its innards straight from its corpse. Later, I imagined I was making love to small, furry fantastical creature. It was the best sex I'd ever had until I realized that I was balls deep in Mitsy, my lead dog. We avoided eye contact for the remained of the trip. When the ice bridge finally formed, I was almost too dazed to proceed and it was only Misty's desire to get off the ice flow that got us out of there safely.

Unfortunately, all but four of my dogs perished during the final leg of the race. And the rules state that you must have at least six dogs when you cross the finish line, or you are disqualified. So even though I had the best time, I didn't win due to my lack of living dogs. And when you are disqualified from the race, you aren't mentioned in any of the race histories or any other documentation whatsoever. It's really too bad because it changed my life.

I was stuck on an ice flow back when I was in the Marine Core

HotIgneous Intruder: steamingpile: "its our co2 emissions that caused it!!!"

CO2 killed my father. Prepare to die.

Why do you keep saying that!?

Lumpmoose: In the meantime, Minnesota just broke the record for the latest subzero temperature into winter ever recorded. Just saying.

Interglacial warming period, we're in it.

Pass the Cheetos.

What's the next money/fame generating experiment for the members of the Church of Scientific Intolerance?

I conclude it will be increased solar radiation caused by man somehow creating earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Or maybe oil drilling, the specific actions will be determined later.

Blah blah increasing global average does not preclude local negative fluctuations whatever nobody cares we've done this thread dozens of times before so let's post dog pictures instead.

boobsrgood: capt.hollister: Impassible ?
For a bunch of dogs dragging a few hundred pounds of sled. Yeah.

Everybody thinks that sled dogs just magically run through the snow, but the truth is, they can't run through deep snow any better than you can. Those race routes are on plowed roads or in areas of little snow.

And now, in an attempt to derail a global warming thread, some sled dog pictures:

Is it Cursday already?

HotIgneous Intruder: Interglacial warming period, we're in it.

If the Earth had been warming for the last 10,000 years at the same rate as it has the last few decades, the oceans would be boiling by now.

/Milankovitch cycles, how do they work?

machoprogrammer: FormlessOne: Subby's post should've been canceled due to too much global derping, but it's Fark and the modmins are bored - guess it's time to shake the ant farm again.

Sometimes people make headlines that do not necessarily reflect fact in an attempt to make it funny, so the chances of it going green go up.

I am not subby, but loled at the headline.

I LOL'd too and I'm no denier.

steamingpile: I still would like for you internet scientists to explain how humans can control currents and the jet stream(which is the reason for warming) and before all of you start screaming "its our co2 emissions that caused it!!!" Go and find out how the desert in egypt used to be a flood plain and helped build the pyramids but ocean current and jet stream changes ended up drying up the rains.

HAARP

boobsrgood: Ever notice how the person married to a cheating whore is always the last one to notice? What is that defense mechanism called again? It slips my mind at the moment.

Wrong thread syndrome?

careless lisper: brainlordmesomorph: Nice troll, subby
but Climate Change means Climate Change.

now that they changed the term to make it much more ambiguous...

brilliant!

So I suppose if the dinosaurs enforced cap and trade, they'd still be here!!!! Of course!

THE CLIMATE HAS BEEN CHANGING SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME! THIS IS NOTHING NEW!

You know, I was going to go with all of the data and smart people who say that the current phase of climate change is caused by pollution from human industrial activity. But gosh darn it, YOUR ALL-CAPS TYPING CONVINCED ME THAT I ALONG WITH ALL OF THOSE SMART SCIENTIST PEOPLE WERE WRONG!

spentmiles: About a decade ago, I did the Iditarod Race, which is 1,049 miles from Anchorage to Nome. It was a hellacious winter with temperatures never rising above -20 F. Over 60% of the mushers died during the trek that year and only four teams, myself included finished. It was the first and last time I subjected myself to that kind of punishment.

I was stuck on an ice flow for three days, unable to proceed until the giant fissure ahead of me collided with another ice flow, create a temporary and temperamental bridge. In that cold and loneliness, the mind goes to some unfathomably strange places. At one point, I imagined I was eating from a giant pan of warm sloppy joe meat. I came out of the hallucination to find that I'd gutted one of my dogs and was eating its innards straight from its corpse. Later, I imagined I was making love to small, furry fantastical creature. It was the best sex I'd ever had until I realized that I was balls deep in Mitsy, my lead dog. We avoided eye contact for the remained of the trip. When the ice bridge finally formed, I was almost too dazed to proceed and it was only Misty's desire to get off the ice flow that got us out of there safely.

Unfortunately, all but four of my dogs perished during the final leg of the race. And the rules state that you must have at least six dogs when you cross the finish line, or you are disqualified. So even though I had the best time, I didn't win due to my lack of living dogs. And when you are disqualified from the race, you aren't mentioned in any of the race histories or any other documentation whatsoever. It's really too bad because it changed my life.

Nice try... but your imagination is lacking a certain genesee quoi. Keep up the work and maybe someone one day will believe your stories.

careless lisper: now that they changed the term to make it much more ambiguous...

Really? The G.W.Bush administration is in on the GW conspiracy??? They both do have GW in them!!

Because, as you probably already know, the terms Global Warming and Global Climate Change have always been used in the scientific community. But GCC only went into wide spread use after Dubya's administration decided to admit that GW was happening (after years of denial) but decided to use the term GCC because they thought it sounded less threatening.

So the question is - why do you hate the Republicans so much???

Excellent work submitter

An off-the-chart effort...a headline of sublime richness, delineation and nobleness.... it offers up provocative aromas of honesty, falsity, liberal guilt and conservative disbelief, and draws both Fark skeptics and bleeding hearts straight to the article. It traverses the mind with extraordinary richness as well as remarkable freshness and definition. The finish is pure troll, but the headline's low visibility and higher than normal staying power suggests it will be approachable in 4-5 years... again, a brilliant effort.

KanedaJD: Excellent work submitter

An off-the-chart effort...a headline of sublime richness, delineation and nobleness.... it offers up provocative aromas of honesty, falsity, liberal guilt and conservative disbelief, and draws both Fark skeptics and bleeding hearts straight to the article. It traverses the mind with extraordinary richness as well as remarkable freshness and definition. The finish is pure troll, but the headline's low visibility and higher than normal staying power suggests it will be approachable in 4-5 years... again, a brilliant effort.

Really? I found it derivative of the thousands of previous posts, both jokes and serious, from idiots that do not know the difference between climate and weather.

Had this been in the first 100 times I'd read this joke I might have some respect for it.

Farking Canuck: KanedaJD: Excellent work submitter

An off-the-chart effort...a headline of sublime richness, delineation and nobleness.... it offers up provocative aromas of honesty, falsity, liberal guilt and conservative disbelief, and draws both Fark skeptics and bleeding hearts straight to the article. It traverses the mind with extraordinary richness as well as remarkable freshness and definition. The finish is pure troll, but the headline's low visibility and higher than normal staying power suggests it will be approachable in 4-5 years... again, a brilliant effort.

Really? I found it derivative of the thousands of previous posts, both jokes and serious, from idiots that do not know the difference between climate and weather.

Had this been in the first 100 times I'd read this joke I might have some respect for it.

Oh jeez... do yourself a favor, take a shiat and have a drink.

Had a husky-mix ages ago.
Lovely dog, and lots of fun, but she NEVER GOT TIRED.

Let her pull you along for an hour's walk? Not tired, at all.
Take bike ride with her alongside? Not tired. Still rarin' to go.
Take her off-lead down to the river, throw sticks for an hour? Not tired.

Ended up having a laundry basket full of yard-sale toys for her to destroy, just to keep her away from socks, shoes etc. when she was bored and awake.

/getting a husky = 2 gym memberships for price of a dog
//luckily she would also sleep when bored, but would still become instantly alert if we went near the door.
///gave her bricks of frozen meat to eat outdoors. In winter. She loved it.
////thinks she would have driven us insane had she been pure-bred Husky.

I have a sled dog "reject" from one of the Mat-Su teams. Best dog I have ever had. He is loving this global warming.

KanedaJD: Oh jeez... do yourself a favor, take a shiat and have a drink.

I guess you have a higher tolerance for repetitive, derivitive humor than I do. That's fine ... it's all good.

Farking Canuck: KanedaJD: Oh jeez... do yourself a favor, take a shiat and have a drink.

I guess you have a higher tolerance for repetitive, derivitive humor than I do. That's fine ... it's all good.

I'm very simple minded. I laugh at family guy episodes I've seen 1000 times too. I didn't mean to draw fire. Cheers mate

Wolf_Blitzer: HotIgneous Intruder: Interglacial warming period, we're in it.

If the Earth had been warming for the last 10,000 years at the same rate as it has the last few decades, the oceans would be boiling by now.

/Milankovitch cycles, how do they work?

Que?
You talking to me, boy?

cryinoutloud: but the truth is, they can't run through deep snow any better than you can.

Everyone knows they leap gaily through deep snow like porpoises porpoising.

boobsrgood: capt.hollister: Impassible ?

For a bunch of dogs dragging a few hundred pounds of sled. Yeah.

I guess that means we can forgive them for their inability to properly spell the word "impassable"...

HotIgneous Intruder: Wolf_Blitzer: HotIgneous Intruder: Interglacial warming period, we're in it.

If the Earth had been warming for the last 10,000 years at the same rate as it has the last few decades, the oceans would be boiling by now.

/Milankovitch cycles, how do they work?

Que?
You talking to me, boy?

I was talking to anyone that might be tempted to believe the crap you're selling.

When I feel the need to go intellectually slumming, I'll start talking to you.