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(Pravda) Obvious "This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship"   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 129
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2012-01-19 09:37:03 AM
So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?
 
2012-01-19 09:49:58 AM
Well, than. Doesn't that suck.
 
2012-01-19 10:01:03 AM
Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?
 
2012-01-19 10:32:20 AM
It'll be a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
 
2012-01-19 11:12:42 AM
It becomes more likely every year, but I don't think we're that close to the tipping point.
 
2012-01-19 11:12:57 AM
Probably because of all the illiteracy, right subby?
 
2012-01-19 11:13:19 AM
Diogenes: Well, than. Doesn't that suck.

Came here to make this point.
 
2012-01-19 11:13:23 AM
If you can't trust Pravda, who can you trust?
 
2012-01-19 11:13:35 AM
Pravda: Experts agree America still totally sucks so Russia rules!
 
2012-01-19 11:13:48 AM
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ! mfers!
 
2012-01-19 11:14:29 AM
BurnShrike: Diogenes: Well, than. Doesn't that suck.

Came here to make this point.


Although, I clicked on the link and the grammatical error is actually from the article! Subby just copied it.
 
2012-01-19 11:15:21 AM
An example of this was the recent announcement from China and Japan that they will no longer use the USD in inter-nation trade, just another blow against the only real export the US has, outside of scrap metal and corn

OH SNAP!
 
2012-01-19 11:15:40 AM
Well were the Soviets failed we will triumph, right?
 
2012-01-19 11:15:46 AM
Rev. Skarekroe: If you can't trust Pravda, who can you trust?

Fox. Duh.
 
2012-01-19 11:16:16 AM
unlikely: Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?

That was than. This is now.
 
2012-01-19 11:18:03 AM
Ok. Good. I heard that Government Death Squads have really good pay and benefits. I wouldn't mind a career change this year.
 
2012-01-19 11:18:28 AM
"Black and Mexican on White and Asian violence will also escalate, but the partisan federal police will look the other way on the "oppressors" getting theirs."

I thought William Pierce died.
 
2012-01-19 11:18:50 AM
Will this be before or after all the western seaboard states break off from the U.S. and join the Russian Federation?
 
2012-01-19 11:18:53 AM
unlikely: Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?

But the Us Patriots are Fair Game Act passed this year.
 
2012-01-19 11:19:32 AM
It is safe to predict a list of things, many of which have already happened. If you use vague terms like "police state", you've already won...
 
2012-01-19 11:19:46 AM
We're well on our way to an outocratic idiocracy.
 
2012-01-19 11:20:45 AM
Pravda. State run The Onion.
 
2012-01-19 11:20:52 AM
Fark needs a "Crackpot" tag for these types of links. They are worth a read for something funny, but should be identified for what they are so as not to confuse them as practical information.
 
2012-01-19 11:21:15 AM
Obvious, Subby? What is obvious is that the author of that op/ed piece is a certifiable idiot.
 
2012-01-19 11:22:34 AM
fredsnake: ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ! mfers!

You know that even with the backing of the Athenian navy and a Supply chain that Patton would have given his left nut to have, those guys all died with bits of steel and bronze shoved into places you really don't want steel and bronze, right?
 
2012-01-19 11:23:24 AM
Scrape about 40 commas out of that article and try again.
 
2012-01-19 11:24:07 AM
xanadian: So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?

The GOP doesn't have to win everything, they just have to maintain enough power to use the stupidity, hate & fear they've cultivated in the American people to prevent stopping the downward trend they started.
 
2012-01-19 11:24:30 AM
Not quite as funny as Dave Barry's year-end column but still a pretty good try.
 
2012-01-19 11:25:43 AM
xanadian SmartestFunniest 2012-01-19 09:37:03 AM


So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?


No, Ron Paul won't win the Presidency.
 
2012-01-19 11:26:40 AM
This was an interesting read, coming from someone who enjoys a bit of alternative history fiction once in awhile.

I lost it thought when I got to the last paragraph about teh God.
 
2012-01-19 11:27:08 AM
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
― Frank Zappa
 
2012-01-19 11:27:49 AM
I for one am happy that our change from a democracy to a permanent dictatorship is occurring while i'm still young enough to make good impressions on our first dictator. Then after i am named his heir when we fight barbarians together and he dies (probably from multiple stab wounds) I can take over after him and rule as first citizen for many many more years.
 
2012-01-19 11:27:56 AM
xanadian: So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?

No and that is the plan, everyone (the ones who really run the show) want old smelly Grinwig to be the candidate knowing he will lose to Obama as he can more easily get their check list implemented without raising red flags like a Republican would.

This is at least what I got from the story....
 
2012-01-19 11:29:34 AM
From the Home Office in Washington DC, here are the Top Ten reasons why America is no longer the Land of the Free.

This is already happening. Not necessarily this year, but the trend is crystal clear.
 
2012-01-19 11:30:01 AM
I think I sat next to this guy at the DMV last week......
 
2012-01-19 11:30:21 AM
Pravda was Faux News before Faux News was a gleam in its Daddy's eye...

Rupert Murdoch's boys could learn a thing or two from Pravda.
 
2012-01-19 11:30:47 AM
lol, why do we greenlight this trash?
 
2012-01-19 11:32:29 AM
s2s2s2: unlikely: Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?

But the Us Patriots are Fair Game Act passed this year.


i.usatoday.net
does not approve
 
2012-01-19 11:33:38 AM
FTA...
Mexico

I know I have been predicting this for two years now, but the collapse will finally come this year. I am amazed how the Mexican government has been able to hold on, but with even the most prestigious resort areas of Acapulco and Cancun war zones and violence flooding into the capital of Mexico City, the end is neigh. This year alone, over 300 gangland murderers occurred in the capital.


whoooooa, how could mexico city sustain over 300 murders? it's only a city of 20 million people? after all, st louis had merely 150 murders (which could also easily said to be "gangland") in a city one sixtieth of the size. a murder rate one thirtieth of st louis missouri is proof positive that mexico has descended into utter chaos, because the cardinals won the world series and the blues are going to finally be in the playoffs...
 
2012-01-19 11:33:45 AM
Marcus Aurelius: An example of this was the recent announcement from China and Japan that they will no longer use the USD in inter-nation trade, just another blow against the only real export the US has, outside of scrap metal and corn

OH SNAP!


Other than being the leading exporter of food stuffs and industrial machinery by some pretty huge margins, yeah, we export *nothing*.

/eyeroll
 
2012-01-19 11:34:36 AM
Detinwolf: lol, why do we greenlight this trash?

So people like you can comment by asking why.

Duh....
 
2012-01-19 11:35:13 AM
KimNorth: xanadian: So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?

No and that is the plan, everyone (the ones who really run the show) want old smelly Grinwig to be the candidate knowing he will lose to Obama as he can more easily get their check list implemented without raising red flags like a Republican would.

This is at least what I got from the story....


Of course that's what you got from the story, barring Goebbels coming back from the dead, Pravda are the reigning chams in this crap, and have been for 40-50 years...
 
2012-01-19 11:36:15 AM
This year, more then than likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship

FTFY

\grammar Nazi
 
2012-01-19 11:37:13 AM
JackieRabbit: Obvious, Subby? What is obvious is that the author of that op/ed piece is a certifiable idiot.

No, not an idiot, a stooge for a propaganda machine, but it's his/her job to write this tripe.
 
2012-01-19 11:37:41 AM
I get the sneaking suspicion that the author of this "article" comes factory equipped with a tin foil hat...
 
2012-01-19 11:39:14 AM
proteus_b: FTA...
Mexico

I know I have been predicting this for two years now, but the collapse will finally come this year. I am amazed how the Mexican government has been able to hold on, but with even the most prestigious resort areas of Acapulco and Cancun war zones and violence flooding into the capital of Mexico City, the end is neigh. This year alone, over 300 gangland murderers occurred in the capital.

whoooooa, how could mexico city sustain over 300 murders? it's only a city of 20 million people? after all, st louis had merely 150 murders (which could also easily said to be "gangland") in a city one sixtieth of the size. a murder rate one thirtieth of st louis missouri is proof positive that mexico has descended into utter chaos, because the cardinals won the world series and the blues are going to finally be in the playoffs...


Not just any type of murders, gangland you know the type where your getting lunch and 3 mask men walk in shoot up the place and leave. They were not counting Jose stabbing Carlos over 5 dollars or Maria killing her abusive husband if they did it would be a much larger number.
 
2012-01-19 11:39:39 AM
Black and Mexican on White and Asian violence will also escalate, but the partisan federal police will look the other way on the "oppressors" getting theirs.

Damn those partisan Federal Police. They're so lazy, you never even see them around.
 
2012-01-19 11:40:05 AM
FTA This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship. Sure, they will still have an "election" but the Republican candidate will be handpicked by the party's elites, to make sure he loses to Obama and that Obama remains in power. By midyear the government will have the right to arrest without warrant or accusation "terrorists" and their "enablers".

So the election is in a couple of weeks then?
 
2012-01-19 11:40:54 AM
Well, yeah becuz Kenyan Mooslim Socializm.
 
2012-01-19 11:43:31 AM
*GIS "Obama dictator"*

....

Meh. Just pick your favorite. (pops)
 
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