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"This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship"
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xanadian
2012-01-19 09:37:03 AM
So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?
Diogenes
2012-01-19 09:49:58 AM
Well, than. Doesn't that suck.
unlikely
2012-01-19 10:01:03 AM
Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-19 10:32:20 AM
It'll be a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
IrateShadow
2012-01-19 11:12:42 AM
It becomes more likely every year, but I don't think we're
that
close to the tipping point.
boobsrgood
2012-01-19 11:12:57 AM
Probably because of all the illiteracy, right subby?
BurnShrike
2012-01-19 11:13:19 AM
Diogenes
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Well, than. Doesn't that suck.
Came here to make this point.
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-19 11:13:23 AM
If you can't trust Pravda, who can you trust?
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-19 11:13:35 AM
Pravda: Experts agree America still totally sucks so Russia rules!
fredsnake
2012-01-19 11:13:48 AM
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ! mfers!
BurnShrike
2012-01-19 11:14:29 AM
BurnShrike
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Diogenes: Well, than. Doesn't that suck.
Came here to make this point.
Although, I clicked on the link and the grammatical error is actually from the article! Subby just copied it.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-19 11:15:21 AM
An example of this was the recent announcement from China and Japan that they will no longer use the USD in inter-nation trade, just another blow against the only real export the US has, outside of scrap metal and corn
OH SNAP!
pippi longstocking
2012-01-19 11:15:40 AM
Well were the Soviets failed we will triumph, right?
boobsrgood
2012-01-19 11:15:46 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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If you can't trust Pravda, who can you trust?
Fox. Duh.
ivan
2012-01-19 11:16:16 AM
unlikely
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Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?
That was than. This is now.
blackheart666
2012-01-19 11:18:03 AM
Ok. Good. I heard that Government Death Squads have really good pay and benefits. I wouldn't mind a career change this year.
DavidVincent
2012-01-19 11:18:28 AM
"Black and Mexican on White and Asian violence will also escalate, but the partisan federal police will look the other way on the "oppressors" getting theirs."
I thought William Pierce died.
Fabric_Man
2012-01-19 11:18:50 AM
Will this be before or after all the western seaboard states break off from the U.S. and join the Russian Federation?
s2s2s2
2012-01-19 11:18:53 AM
unlikely
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Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?
But the Us Patriots are Fair Game Act passed this year.
masercot
2012-01-19 11:19:32 AM
It is safe to predict a list of things, many of which have already happened. If you use vague terms like "police state", you've already won...
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
2012-01-19 11:19:46 AM
We're well on our way to an outocratic idiocracy.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-01-19 11:20:45 AM
Pravda. State run The Onion.
plcow
2012-01-19 11:20:52 AM
Fark needs a "Crackpot" tag for these types of links. They are worth a read for something funny, but should be identified for what they are so as not to confuse them as practical information.
JackieRabbit
2012-01-19 11:21:15 AM
Obvious, Subby? What is obvious is that the author of that op/ed piece is a certifiable idiot.
unlikely
2012-01-19 11:22:34 AM
fredsnake
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ! mfers!
You know that even with the backing of the Athenian navy and a Supply chain that Patton would have given his left nut to have, those guys all died with bits of steel and bronze shoved into places you really don't want steel and bronze, right?
Hot Carl To Go
2012-01-19 11:23:24 AM
Scrape about 40 commas out of that article and try again.
festoon
2012-01-19 11:24:07 AM
xanadian
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So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?
The GOP doesn't have to win everything, they just have to maintain enough power to use the stupidity, hate & fear they've cultivated in the American people to prevent stopping the downward trend they started.
JoeJitsu
2012-01-19 11:24:30 AM
Not quite as funny as Dave Barry's year-end column but still a pretty good try.
Gdalescrboz
2012-01-19 11:25:43 AM
xanadian SmartestFunniest 2012-01-19 09:37:03 AM
So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?
No, Ron Paul won't win the Presidency.
AgentBang
2012-01-19 11:26:40 AM
This was an interesting read, coming from someone who enjoys a bit of alternative history fiction once in awhile.
I lost it thought when I got to the last paragraph about teh God.
lenfromak
2012-01-19 11:27:08 AM
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
― Frank Zappa
Anenu
2012-01-19 11:27:49 AM
I for one am happy that our change from a democracy to a permanent dictatorship is occurring while i'm still young enough to make good impressions on our first dictator. Then after i am named his heir when we fight barbarians together and he dies (probably from multiple stab wounds) I can take over after him and rule as first citizen for many many more years.
KimNorth
2012-01-19 11:27:56 AM
xanadian
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So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?
No and that is the plan, everyone (the ones who really run the show) want old smelly Grinwig to be the candidate knowing he will lose to Obama as he can more easily get their check list implemented without raising red flags like a Republican would.
This is at least what I got from the story....
BullBearMS
2012-01-19 11:29:34 AM
From the Home Office in Washington DC, here are the Top Ten reasons why America is no longer the Land of the Free.
This is already happening. Not necessarily this year, but the trend is crystal clear.
findthefish
2012-01-19 11:30:01 AM
I think I sat next to this guy at the DMV last week......
Mikey1969
2012-01-19 11:30:21 AM
Pravda was Faux News before Faux News was a gleam in its Daddy's eye...
Rupert Murdoch's boys could learn a thing or two from Pravda.
Detinwolf
2012-01-19 11:30:47 AM
lol, why do we greenlight this trash?
CapnBlues
2012-01-19 11:32:29 AM
s2s2s2
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unlikely: Wasn't USA-PATRIOT passed in like 2003 or something?
But the Us Patriots are Fair Game Act passed this year.
does not approve
proteus_b
2012-01-19 11:33:38 AM
FTA...
Mexico
I know I have been predicting this for two years now, but the collapse will finally come this year. I am amazed how the Mexican government has been able to hold on, but with even the most prestigious resort areas of Acapulco and Cancun war zones and violence flooding into the capital of Mexico City, the end is neigh. This year alone, over 300 gangland murderers occurred in the capital.
whoooooa, how could mexico city sustain over 300 murders? it's only a city of 20 million people? after all, st louis had merely 150 murders (which could also easily said to be "gangland") in a city one sixtieth of the size. a murder rate one thirtieth of st louis missouri is proof positive that mexico has descended into utter chaos, because the cardinals won the world series and the blues are going to finally be in the playoffs...
Knara
2012-01-19 11:33:45 AM
Marcus Aurelius
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An example of this was the recent announcement from China and Japan that they will no longer use the USD in inter-nation trade, just another blow against the only real export the US has, outside of scrap metal and corn
OH SNAP!
Other than being the leading exporter of food stuffs and industrial machinery by some pretty huge margins, yeah, we export *nothing*.
/eyeroll
KimNorth
2012-01-19 11:34:36 AM
Detinwolf
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lol, why do we greenlight this trash?
So people like you can comment by asking why.
Duh....
Mikey1969
2012-01-19 11:35:13 AM
KimNorth
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xanadian: So, the GOP will win the White House this year, then, eh?
No and that is the plan, everyone (the ones who really run the show) want old smelly Grinwig to be the candidate knowing he will lose to Obama as he can more easily get their check list implemented without raising red flags like a Republican would.
This is at least what I got from the story....
Of course that's what you got from the story, barring Goebbels coming back from the dead, Pravda are the reigning chams in this crap, and have been for 40-50 years...
Herr Morgenstern
2012-01-19 11:36:15 AM
This year, more
then
than
likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship
FTFY
\grammar Nazi
Mikey1969
2012-01-19 11:37:13 AM
JackieRabbit
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Obvious, Subby? What is obvious is that the author of that op/ed piece is a certifiable idiot.
No, not an idiot, a stooge for a propaganda machine, but it's his/her job to write this tripe.
Baumli
2012-01-19 11:37:41 AM
I get the sneaking suspicion that the author of this "article" comes factory equipped with a tin foil hat...
KimNorth
2012-01-19 11:39:14 AM
proteus_b
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FTA...
Mexico
I know I have been predicting this for two years now, but the collapse will finally come this year. I am amazed how the Mexican government has been able to hold on, but with even the most prestigious resort areas of Acapulco and Cancun war zones and violence flooding into the capital of Mexico City, the end is neigh. This year alone, over 300 gangland murderers occurred in the capital.
whoooooa, how could mexico city sustain over 300 murders? it's only a city of 20 million people? after all, st louis had merely 150 murders (which could also easily said to be "gangland") in a city one sixtieth of the size. a murder rate one thirtieth of st louis missouri is proof positive that mexico has descended into utter chaos, because the cardinals won the world series and the blues are going to finally be in the playoffs...
Not just any type of murders, gangland you know the type where your getting lunch and 3 mask men walk in shoot up the place and leave. They were not counting Jose stabbing Carlos over 5 dollars or Maria killing her abusive husband if they did it would be a much larger number.
freewill
2012-01-19 11:39:39 AM
Black and Mexican on White and Asian violence will also escalate, but the partisan federal police will look the other way on the "oppressors" getting theirs.
Damn those partisan Federal Police. They're so lazy, you never even see them around.
whyRpeoplesostupid
2012-01-19 11:40:05 AM
FTA
This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship. Sure, they will still have an "election" but the Republican candidate will be handpicked by the party's elites, to make sure he loses to Obama and that Obama remains in power. By midyear the government will have the right to arrest without warrant or accusation "terrorists" and their "enablers".
So the election is in a couple of weeks then?
austin_millbarge
2012-01-19 11:40:54 AM
Well, yeah becuz Kenyan Mooslim Socializm.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-19 11:43:31 AM
*GIS "Obama dictator"*
....
Meh.
Just pick your favorite.
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