Fark It: Clubbing baby seals to death is way more human than how we kill animals in industrial farms.

Better exercise too.

Well the baby seals aren't going to club themselves.

/sheesh

So he's clubbing seals to make a better deal?

/sounds crazy....

It's OK if he clubs with the baby seals as long as he doesn't serve them alcohol, and they avoid that dub-step garbage music they are trying to play in clubs now.

boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

Yep; all hail our heros at Blackwater Xe Services...

The only folks complaining are PETA? PETA, that bunch of friggin' extremist hypocrites, can fark off.

Move along, nothing to see here.

You people are never happy. You complain about young people being unemployed which causes them to get into trouble, now that this kid has a job and is keeping out of trouble you're still biatching.

gadian: A perfect job for a kid who will only get more violent with age. He can go from clubbing seals, to slaughtering cattle, to setting dogs on fire, then assaulting women and small men. Sleep well kid.

Typical post by some know nothing bleeding heart pacifist pussy, maybe if you lived up north and study seals like I have you would know that you can only kill seals when they are in their larva state. Once they get older they develop a chitinous exoskeleton that is bullet proof and razor sharp. You try to ride your polar bear to work through a mess of ravenous seal berserkers and you will see how quick you grab for the bat to bludgeon a larva seal into a pulpy slurry.

digest that food for thought.

gadian: A perfect job for a kid who will only get more violent with age. He can go from clubbing seals, to slaughtering cattle, to setting dogs on fire, then assaulting women and small men. Sleep well kid.

Or working for PETA at one of thier shelters. Those folks really know how to kill.

Implied: Teenage burglar is caucasian

....aaaand there it is.

boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

"Evil" /= "unethical"

PETA believes his actions are unethical, not evil. PETA even uses the friggin' word in their organization - kind of the point, in theory. However, PETA also kills animals because it's cheaper & more convenient to suffocate them than to find homes for them, so PETA can take their loosely-defined, unevenly-applied "ethics" and fark off.

If my choices are "take a legal, self-supporting job that some find unethical" or "commit criminal acts that all find unethical" to support myself, I'll gladly select the former. The "lesser of two unethical acts", so to speak.

darkmayo: gadian: A perfect job for a kid who will only get more violent with age. He can go from clubbing seals, to slaughtering cattle, to setting dogs on fire, then assaulting women and small men. Sleep well kid.

Typical post by some know nothing bleeding heart pacifist pussy, maybe if you lived up north and study seals like I have you would know that you can only kill seals when they are in their larva state. Once they get older they develop a chitinous exoskeleton that is bullet proof and razor sharp. You try to ride your polar bear to work through a mess of ravenous seal berserkers and you will see how quick you grab for the bat to bludgeon a larva seal into a pulpy slurry.

digest that food for thought.

Sounds like what you are saying is that in the event of Bear Calvary, Seal your defenses and and you won't get farked.

boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

Why is seal hunting evil?

darkmayo: gadian: A perfect job for a kid who will only get more violent with age. He can go from clubbing seals, to slaughtering cattle, to setting dogs on fire, then assaulting women and small men. Sleep well kid.

Typical post by some know nothing bleeding heart pacifist pussy, maybe if you lived up north and study seals like I have you would know that you can only kill seals when they are in their larva state. Once they get older they develop a chitinous exoskeleton that is bullet proof and razor sharp. You try to ride your polar bear to work through a mess of ravenous seal berserkers and you will see how quick you grab for the bat to bludgeon a larva seal into a pulpy slurry.

digest that food for thought.

Poor kid. He doesn't even have any good skills to perm.

It's absolutely true, because I read it in the Daily Mail.

FTFA: A friend has commented: 'It's the Worcester bone saw killer lol hows tricks mate.'

LOL indeed

misanthropic1: boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

Yep; all hail our heros at Blackwater Xe Services...

Except that the story is not from America....

MicroE: boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

Why is seal hunting evil?

Seals are cute, which makes killing them wrong, unlike adults and children that don't share your skin tone, and may be less attractive.

Killing baby seals is still illegal, they kill the non cute ones now a days.

Warranty void if seal is broken.

America's young people should use this bootstrappy young fellow as a role model instead of whining about the 'system', smoking their illegal pot drugs and sitting in drum-circles on Wall Street!

Liliac_Hill: misanthropic1: boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

Yep; all hail our heros at Blackwater Xe Services...

Except that the story is not from America....

The current attitude is similar enough.

SOMEBODY has to club 'em. So what does he do, really? Pick them up, take them to all the hottest clubs?

Methadone Girls: So a baby seal walks into a club...

ba dum chee

I told my son this joke a couple of weeks ago, and he didn't get it. After several texts back and forth I told him to google seal clubbing. He was horrified. He had no idea that seals were clubbed. He's a softy for baby seals.

Scarred for life. I have forever altered his butterflies and rainbows view of the world.

No real problem with slaughtering sheep, or even (necessarily) with clubbing cute little baby seals to death... but that picture at the bottom scares me. He's enjoying that way too much.

I don't even think they harvest seals in Alaska......unless you are a native Alaskan.

Liliac_Hill: Except that the story is not from America....

Didn't yo get the memo? Every news article, opinion piece, or factoid must be related in some way back to America/USA.

Either it's about America (when it actually isn't), or it's about how America/USA sucks balls compared to some other country. Bonus points if it is the country named in the article.

In every possible metric, America sucks compared to some other country.
Ask any random Netizen, and you'll find that the USA sucks (in some way) compared to any location on the planet.
Albania? There is some obscure law that is better than some other unrelated obscure law in the US. That proves that life in Albania is better than life in the US.
Croatia at the height of the recent unpleasantness? Somewhere, someone is promoting that is a better environment that living in the US.
Somalia? Repeatedly.

Face it....the USA simply sucks balls, in every way possible.

The perfect ending is that he gets eaten by a bear. This little asshole is going to be trouble. Mark my words.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Liliac_Hill: Except that the story is not from America....

Didn't yo get the memo? Every news article, opinion piece, or factoid must be related in some way back to America/USA.

Either it's about America (when it actually isn't), or it's about how America/USA sucks balls compared to some other country. Bonus points if it is the country named in the article.

In every possible metric, America sucks compared to some other country.
Ask any random Netizen, and you'll find that the USA sucks (in some way) compared to any location on the planet.
Albania? There is some obscure law that is better than some other unrelated obscure law in the US. That proves that life in Albania is better than life in the US.
Croatia at the height of the recent unpleasantness? Somewhere, someone is promoting that is a better environment that living in the US.
Somalia? Repeatedly.

Face it....the USA simply sucks balls, in every way possible.

QFT

Demetrius: Yeah, well, the world needs baby seal clubbers too...

He looks a lot like Disney's Claude Frolo in that picture.

/Hellfire!

Okay, this picture needs to be seen again, somewhere, somehow:



/Rehosted because I care

offmymeds Smartest
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2012-01-19 12:09:52 PM


America's young people should use this bootstrappy young fellow as a role model instead of whining about the 'system', smoking their illegal pot drugs and sitting in drum-circles on Wall Street!



Actually, they should. He's working. And even when he didn't have a job, he was at least pro-active about getting money.

Those seals aren't going to club themselves!

or will they?

misanthropic1: boobsrgood: America's work ethic: evil work is still work, so doing evil is good. All work is good, it can even make you a hero. Even if it's evil.

Yep; all hail our heros at Blackwater Xe Services...

Blackwater did not club seals! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

latent_ravening_ferocity: Okay, this picture needs to be seen again, somewhere, somehow:

[i43.tinypic.com image 634x549]

/Rehosted because I care

He should be sawing Mustard Man in half right there.

/or should I say "twain"?

gadian: A perfect job for a kid who will only get more violent with age. He can go from clubbing seals, to slaughtering cattle, to setting dogs on fire, then assaulting women and small men. Sleep well kid.

Hence the perfect correlation between murder and working on a ranch.

doubled99: offmymeds Smartest
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2012-01-19 12:09:52 PM


America's young people should use this bootstrappy young fellow as a role model instead of whining about the 'system', smoking their illegal pot drugs and sitting in drum-circles on Wall Street!



Actually, they should. He's working. And even when he didn't have a job, he was at least pro-active about getting money.

Worcester Crown Court heard he also travels to Alaska and clubs baby seals for a living

Soooo, marine mammals of all types are protected in the US and when the judge finds out he's been lied to I think somebody might be facing a perjury charge as well as the original burglary time. Full time for the burglary charge, full time for the perjury charge, and he'll run the sentences consecutively not concurrently. Judges really don't like being lied to in their own court rooms. Enjoy your stay at Wormwood Scrubs, Parkhurst or Brixton.