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(Telegraph) Asinine Iranian actress banned from Iran over nude pictorial   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 89
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2012-01-19 02:09:22 AM
It's just as well she's not allowed back in her home country. They'd probably arrest her on some trumped up charges and throw her in prison without a trial.
 
2012-01-19 02:19:40 AM
Bathia_Mapes: It's just as well she's not allowed back in her home country. They'd probably arrest her on some trumped up charges and throw her in prison without a trial.

She would most likely be beaten and raped too. Yay for women's rights.
 
2012-01-19 02:23:33 AM
AbbeySomeone: She would most likely be beaten and raped too. Yay for women's rights.

Yep, that too.
 
2012-01-19 02:36:31 AM
She must have known the government would react this way to her protest. I hope she doesn't still have tons of friends and family left in Iran, because she'll never see them again. (or worse, they'll be harassed or imprisoned)

My hat's off to you brave, naked lady.
 
2012-01-19 02:40:53 AM
TTIWWP.
 
2012-01-19 03:28:56 AM
miss diminutive: My hat's off to you brave, naked lady.

Always wear your hat with a naked woman, Jimmy.
 
2012-01-19 04:06:06 AM
GORAMNIT SUBBY, I AM DISSAPOINT. A GIS for Golshifteh Farahani reveals nothing, NOTHING fappable! No nips, no obvious tucks, just a couple hands covering the less naughty bits. WTF ARE YOU DOING ON FARK YOU RETARD. yes I'm getting drunk, suck my protuberances.
 
2012-01-19 04:18:20 AM
Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread
 
2012-01-19 04:26:15 AM
muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

wat. IT'S A SUBBY BASHING THREAD FOR NOT DELIVERING THE BOOBIES. jesu est christo, get with the times, man.This is subby's moment of shame, not some Iranian Women's moment of shame.
 
2012-01-19 04:29:30 AM
doofusgumby: muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

wat. IT'S A SUBBY BASHING THREAD FOR NOT DELIVERING THE BOOBIES. jesu est christo, get with the times, man.This is subby's moment of shame, not some Iranian Women's moment of shame.


I pray for the Persian boobies appearing, but we both know how this thread will end if it goes green.
 
2012-01-19 04:35:04 AM
muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

I don't anyone "bashing" Muslims. We're just talking about the reality of what would happen to this young woman if she returned to Iran. IMHO, the very act of her own home country telling her she's not welcome to return is very telling.
 
2012-01-19 04:36:31 AM
Bathia_Mapes: muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

I don't anyone "bashing" Muslims. We're just talking about the reality of what would happen to this young woman if she returned to Iran. IMHO, the very act of her own home country telling her she's not welcome to return is very telling.


Let's vote this up.
 
2012-01-19 04:50:21 AM
AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

I don't anyone "bashing" Muslims. We're just talking about the reality of what would happen to this young woman if she returned to Iran. IMHO, the very act of her own home country telling her she's not welcome to return is very telling.

Let's vote this up.


Done.
 
2012-01-19 05:19:56 AM
Bathia_Mapes: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

I don't anyone "bashing" Muslims. We're just talking about the reality of what would happen to this young woman if she returned to Iran. IMHO, the very act of her own home country telling her she's not welcome to return is very telling.

Let's vote this up.

Done.


Yall have got the votes to zero. Good job.
 
2012-01-19 05:25:58 AM
muck4doo: Bathia_Mapes: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

I don't anyone "bashing" Muslims. We're just talking about the reality of what would happen to this young woman if she returned to Iran. IMHO, the very act of her own home country telling her she's not welcome to return is very telling.

Let's vote this up.

Done.

Yall have got the votes to zero. Good job.


We cancelled out the negative votes. That's a start.
 
2012-01-19 05:49:27 AM
Further down was the actress who was sentenced to 90 lashes, and a year in prison for making a film about leaving Tehran because of oppression.
 
2012-01-19 06:00:30 AM
Ooba Tooba: Further down was the actress who was sentenced to 90 lashes, and a year in prison for making a film about leaving Tehran because of oppression.

There seems to be a pattern here.
 
2012-01-19 08:50:50 AM
I'd stone it.
 
2012-01-19 09:25:17 AM
Bathia_Mapes: muck4doo: Oh goody, another Muslim bashing thread

I don't anyone "bashing" Muslims. We're just talking about the reality of what would happen to this young woman if she returned to Iran. IMHO, the very act of her own home country telling her she's not welcome to return is very telling.


Yeah, and it's primarily state officials. As a whole, Iran has a variety of individuals of varying political views, and there are many progressive, educated Iranians who think it's reprehensible what the state is doing.

I hope this woman can get asylum status somewhere because forcibly sending her back would be terrible.
 
2012-01-19 10:05:43 AM
NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!
 
2012-01-19 10:08:25 AM
Petit_Merdeux: miss diminutive: My hat's off to you brave, naked lady.

Always wear your hat with a naked woman, Jimmy.


Remember, boys, flies spread disease. So keep yours closed!
 
2012-01-19 10:11:17 AM
coco ebert:

I hope this woman can get asylum status somewhere because forcibly sending her back would be terribleshe's pretty attractive and is comfortable with distributing nude shots of herself.


I call giving her asylum a win for the Western world!
 
2012-01-19 10:11:52 AM
after seeing the pictures, I think she needs to go to Brazil.
 
2012-01-19 10:12:39 AM
I will give her asylum...

And by asylum I mean have intercourse with her...
 
2012-01-19 10:14:11 AM
Banishment from Iran is a punishment?
 
2012-01-19 10:14:45 AM
More women need to protest and take everything off in my opinion, it's the only way to solve this problem.
 
2012-01-19 10:18:18 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Sort of want
 
2012-01-19 10:18:24 AM
Iran told her not to come back instead of honor raping/murdering her as soon as she set foot in the country. Now, that's progress.
 
2012-01-19 10:19:00 AM
They're really going to be upset when they realize what Persia Blue (NSFW) has been up to.
 
2012-01-19 10:19:04 AM
t0.gstatic.com


/from GIS 'Persian Boobies' - definitely do a 'safe-search'
 
2012-01-19 10:20:26 AM
Playboy hasn't leaped at the chance to publish a Female Dissident Special Issue yet?
 
2012-01-19 10:22:54 AM
"I was told by a Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guide official that Iran does not need any actors or artists. You may offer your artistic services somewhere else", Farahani said.

*channels PizzaJedi*

I'd offer her my artistic services, if ya know what I mean, and I think ya do.
 
2012-01-19 10:24:19 AM
Apos: Playboy hasn't leaped at the chance to publish a Female Dissident Special Issue yet?

Doesn't look like she married a plastic surgeon. The Playboy Photoshop crew might have to put in more than 2 hours of work. Never gonna happen.
 
2012-01-19 10:26:24 AM
AppleOptionEsc: Doesn't look like she married a plastic surgeon. The Playboy Photoshop crew might have to put in more than 2 hours of work. Never gonna happen.

Half of their photoshop team already quit over the Lindsay Lohan issue.
 
2012-01-19 10:34:39 AM
AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: It's just as well she's not allowed back in her home country. They'd probably arrest her on some trumped up charges and throw her in prison without a trial.

She would most likely be beaten and raped too. Yay for women's rights.


Or just shot to death in the street like Neda.
 
2012-01-19 10:37:07 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-19 10:39:16 AM
Wellon Dowd: They're really going to be upset when they realize what Persia Blue (NSFW) has been up to.

but she doesn't even swallow
 
2012-01-19 10:40:38 AM
I will give her a place to live and she will never have to wear anything if she doesn't want to.
 
2012-01-19 10:42:10 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
WHAR NUDE PHOTOS?! WHAR?!
 
2012-01-19 10:53:30 AM
Lucky LaRue: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x488]
WHAR NUDE PHOTOS?! WHAR?!


This.

It's farking Thursday, I'm farking hung over, I just want to see some Persian titties. Is that too much to ask? fark it. Any titties will do. Now people, please, quit down.

/eip
 
2012-01-19 10:57:36 AM
Wellon Dowd: They're really going to be upset when they realize what Persia Blue (NSFW) has been up to.

Remarkable plumage, the Persia Blue....
 
2012-01-19 11:00:37 AM
She told me to Qom but I was already there...
 
2012-01-19 11:02:25 AM
monoski: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 512x288]

Sort of want


Dude, I think that's a boy.
 
2012-01-19 11:06:27 AM
Showing a bit more (new window) NSFW
 
2012-01-19 11:17:33 AM
I'd call this a solid win for the actress. She's got a solid political refugee status because she's simply not allowed home.
 
2012-01-19 11:21:26 AM
Yes, Iran, keep banning your hot naked chicks, we will gladly give them citizenship.

Don't think they have thought their cunning plan all the way through

nicedoggie.net

...or maybe they have.
 
2012-01-19 11:23:53 AM
FTFA: "I was told by a Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guide official that Iran does not need any actors or artists. You may offer your artistic services somewhere else", Farahani said.

Darn it all to heck. So she's prohibited from going back and being subject to the 12th century misogynist mindsets of the fearful, shriveled old men who run Iran, and will now have to live out the rest of her days as a beautiful, successful woman in Paris? Someone console her, quick!
 
2012-01-19 11:39:59 AM
On the one hand, I'm all for women being able to show their naughty bits to the public and not have to fear being physically persecuted or banned from society, but on the other hand if we adopted this policy we'd have no Kim Kardashians.

/Gotta take the bad with the good, I guess.
 
2012-01-19 11:48:19 AM
Wellon Dowd: They're really going to be upset when they realize what Persia Blue (NSFW) has been up to.

Isn't that a cat that is part Persian and part Russian Blue? Or am I thinking of something else?

monoski: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 512x288]

Sort of want


It's not a flattering photo. She pretty.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-19 12:04:32 PM
Gordon Bennett: Wellon Dowd: They're really going to be upset when they realize what Persia Blue (NSFW) has been up to.

Isn't that a cat that is part Persian and part Russian Blue? Or am I thinking of something else?

monoski: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 512x288]

Sort of want

It's not a flattering photo. She pretty.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 402x604]


You just know she's hairier than a temple monkey.
 
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