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(MLive.com) Fail Hiding under the bed didn't work when you tried it on your parents, let's see how it does against the cops   (mlive.com) divider line 16
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Dahnkster
2012-01-19 02:14:05 AM
My parents got a farkin' broom stick and jabbed the fark outta me until I hurried my ass out from under there... for my real beatin'

Hide under the bed? That's an additional beat down.

Spanking? I longed for a spanking. I got an American History X curb stompin' (IF I was lucky)
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-01-19 02:19:28 AM
Tsk. That's what he gets for not grinding his Sneak skill.
 
CliChe Guevara
2012-01-19 02:20:11 AM
oversharing; 4 point penalty.

/counseling. you need it.
 
I'm Hungry!
2012-01-19 02:30:33 AM
Hey, it worked for Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta, right? right?
 
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-19 02:31:24 AM
It didn't work to hide from my girlfriend's mother when I was 15. She was babysitting at a neighbor's house, and came by to check up on her. Her mother found a pair of feet sticking out from under the bed. Oops.
 
video man [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 02:31:55 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: Tsk. That's what he gets for not grinding his Sneak skill.

No kidding. With a pistol, a high Sneak, and a clear mind, he could've killed all of them. Point blank.
 
Thraeryn
2012-01-19 02:33:24 AM
Hey, it almost worked for Natalie Portman's little brother in Léon, right? Right?
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 02:39:06 AM
It worked for me with my parents. They had no idea I was behind the boxes.
 
jingks
2012-01-19 02:47:38 AM
Hey, it didn't work for Natalie Portman's political decoy in Attack of the Clones, right? Right?
 
nytmare
2012-01-19 02:49:41 AM
FunkOut: It worked for me with my parents. They had no idea I was behind the boxes.

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Clint_Torres
2012-01-19 04:56:57 AM
Too many monsters under the bed to hide there.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 05:01:38 AM
Clint_Torres: Too many monsters under the bed to hide there.

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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-01-19 05:05:40 AM
Thanks to my coont bio-mother, to this day I cannot sleep unless the covers are pulled up to just under my chin. It doesn't matter if the room is too hot for even so much as a sheet. I can't fall asleep.

When I was a toddler she used to tell me that there were all sorts of horrible creatures under the bed would get me if everything but my head was covered.

Thanks a lot for the permanent psychological scarring, biatch.
 
h2oincfs
2012-01-19 08:45:07 AM
"they are going to take you..."
 
mercator_psi
2012-01-19 08:52:48 AM
Mike: I saw a "Cops" once where they pulled this skinny guy out from under a couch.
Servo: *gasp* No!
 
pandamonium_bear
2012-01-20 03:10:59 AM
So how many people actually have a bed they possibly hide under? The frame on my bed is way to low to the ground for me to possibly fit. Perhaps it's time I spring for a taller bedframe....just in case.
 
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