More like humping it.

You mean shelve it?

I liked The Village.

I cannot stand Jaden Smith. Cannot. Stand. That. Farking. Asshole. For that reason alone I'd never watch this movie. I hate that farking kid. I hate that girl even more. The hair one. Someone needs to shave off her hair in her sleep so she can't indulge in that nonsense anymore.

Sarah Palin's Conscience: I liked The Village.

I liked the basic idea (village in some unknown place or time) but it ran out of steam really quick when it tried to explain every damn thing.
Show people the beginning and stop it before that guy shows the girl the big pile of sticks in the shed.

GungFu: Sarah Palin's Conscience: I liked The Village.

I liked the basic idea (village in some unknown place or time) but it ran out of steam really quick when it tried to explain every damn thing.
Show people the beginning and stop it before that guy shows the girl the big pile of sticks in the shed.

Wait..before she leaves the forest...can't remember when the pile of stick reveal now.

After Earth? Hmm, what does that title remind me of?



Oh yeah.

Came for the Titan A.E. ....

Remember folks, he did this as well.

On the upside, made for some FANTASTIC Rifftrax.

Wings, the band the Beatles could've been

moothemagiccow: Wings, the band the Beatles could've been

Wings could have been such a good band if they would have just settled down sometimes. I guess I just got tired of them being... A band on the run.

Petit_Merdeux: ArkAngel: serpent_sky: Has he ever done a decent film, other than "Unbreakable"?

No. Unbreakable was awesome, though

Is this like "Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"? Or did you not like The Sixth Sense?

I thought TSS was awesome. I liked Unbreakable, but it just couldn't live up to the expectations after TSS.

Then it all basically went to shiat after that.

I was one (of millions, apparently) who saw the trailer for 'Devil' in the theatre and joined in the laughter when Shyammy's name showed up on the screen. That story was repeated here on Fark by people from all over Canada and the USA. When your movies are so stupid that crowds of average movie-goers spontaneously laugh at your trailers as soon as they see your name (and you're not making comedies), it's time to leave the movie business.

Sixth Sense was a great movie, Unbreakable was OK. Why anyone defends the other movies, I have no clue. Severe mental defect or something, I guess.

The Last Airbender was totally watchable.

how did will smith agree to this? I thought he only dealt with mediocre films not crap

The Last Airbender was not as bad as all people hopping on the bandwagon claimed it to be. If never watched the cartoons, it's an entertaining movie.

Unsung_Hero: Petit_Merdeux: ArkAngel: serpent_sky: Has he ever done a decent film, other than "Unbreakable"?

No. Unbreakable was awesome, though

Is this like "Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"? Or did you not like The Sixth Sense?

I thought TSS was awesome. I liked Unbreakable, but it just couldn't live up to the expectations after TSS.

Then it all basically went to shiat after that.

I was one (of millions, apparently) who saw the trailer for 'Devil' in the theatre and joined in the laughter when Shyammy's name showed up on the screen. That story was repeated here on Fark by people from all over Canada and the USA. When your movies are so stupid that crowds of average movie-goers spontaneously laugh at your trailers as soon as they see your name (and you're not making comedies), it's time to leave the movie business.


Here's a crowd laughing/ groaning at the Devil trailer

I liked 6th Sense and loooved Unbreakable.

He was involved with the 9/11 plot.

Devil is on HBO now, I watched it on monday. meh. wasn't a complete waste of my time, I was going to lay there watching TV anyhow, but it certainly wasn't good.

6th Sense - 5 Stars
Unbreakable - 4 1/2 Stars
Sings - 3 Stars
The Village - 2 1/2 Stars
Lady in the Water - 0 Stars
The Happening - 0 Stars
The Last Airbender - 0 Stars
Devil - 2 Stars

Sooo he's improving?

What's kinda funny, everybody agrees his last 3-5 movies have sucked yet most people, including me, keep seeing them.

I'm going to guess that the protagonists are actually on an alien planet that was a failed experiment to mimic earth and in the end they find out they are dead and can be brought back to life as super heroes when they splatter themselves with water.

I had the of painful pleasure of meeting Mister Shyamalan in Hollywood sometime around 2002 or so....Signs was released and still in the theaters.....this was in west Hollywood at a coffee place called The Abbey. He was sitting there by himself eating a cream cheese bagel and sipping coffee. I walk up and introduce myself (I have worked in wardrobe design on several movies) and told him that I really liked Unbreakable. He looks up at me and casually pulls a 38 police special from his pocket and sets it down on the table in front of him. "How about Signs? What did you think of Signs?" "All smoke and mirrors," I replied. "Smoke and mirrors." At this point he picks up the 38, grins and says, "that is what I wanted you to say", and shoots me. I fall back onto floor and I can feel my warm blood pour out me, through my fingers, onto the floor. M. Night is standing over me, but my vision starts to fade and then suddenly a brillant bright light explodes and for a few seconds.....nothing.

I then woke up back home, in my bed.....what I thought was warm blood was urine - I had pissed myself. It was all just a dream. Just a horrible dream. My M. Night Shyamalan dream.

"After Erf"

...which is set to star Will Smith alongside his son, Jaden.

I stopped reading TFA right there.

Liked Unbreakable and Lady in the Water (I know, I am a rare one). The others, not so much.

Confabulat

bikkurikun: The Last Airbender was not as bad as all people hopping on the bandwagon claimed it to be. If never watched the cartoons, it's an entertaining movie.

"Hopping on the bandwagon??"

I lost all respect for this hack halfway through Signs. If you have any decency as a half-way intelligent movie-goer or even a human being who knows how to breathe through his nose, you understand the level of this man's amazing suck. He is the Ed Wood of our times.

You think I think he sucks because I'm on a "bandwagon"? Really. Wow. You must be really fun to debate with about stuff like Bigfoot and UFOs and other science.


I don't think he was talking specificially to you, Mr Paranoia will destroy ya....


/but I do think Big Brother is tapping your phone...and maybe your wife

zvoidx: "After Erf"

Came here to say this. Actually, "Welcome to after earf!" *punch*

Jaden Smith and M. Night Shyamalan together on a project? It's already shaping up to be a perfect storm of suck.

AKTurkey: whereisian: The Last Airbender was totally watchable.

Cracked review is pretty good (new window)

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He screwed up by trying to compress a full season's length of material into 2 hours (from what was originally like 10 or 12 hours total run time). There is no way you can compress that much of a series into that short of a time and have it turn out good.