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		In 2007 I got boobies in thread # 306557 and still don't know what the hell boobies is. I'm going on five years, can someone explain what boobies is? Tag's for me ;) (fark.com)		202
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kimwim

2012-01-18 08:02:57 PM

It means you used the word for the number 1 post, begins with an "f". The filter screens it out as boobies, and shuffles you to the bottom of the thread.

You're welcome.

Cyberluddite

2012-01-18 08:08:32 PM

Do you really not know, Subby? The real answer is that it's the very first thread on Fark in which you wrote a comment.

kimwim

2012-01-18 08:12:02 PM

Cyberluddite: Do you really not know, Subby? The real answer is that it's the very first thread on Fark in which you wrote a comment.

Is that true for everyone? Because I don't remember that from my Boobiesing...

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-18 08:12:57 PM

Or just click the Farkism's link and read:

"F**** Post" time warp

For whatever reason message boards on sites like Fark are forever plagued with morons posting "F**** Post" anytime a link is posted. Fark automatically turns the words "f**** post" into the word "boobies" and resets the timestamp on the message to some time in the future so that it isn't the f**** post anymore. Attempts to evade that sometimes result in it becoming "weeners" instead of "boobies".

The "Boobies" line item in your MyFark profile is the date of the f**** post you ever made to Fark.

Relatively Obscure

2012-01-18 08:17:34 PM

I had to click to see what mine was.

I wish I hadn't.

violentsalvation

2012-01-18 08:20:21 PM

My boobies were deleted, I guess my comment was cancerous.

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 08:20:48 PM

Green?

For the sake of all that is holy, I'm going to black out the next time SOPA comes around. I don't want to drink that much alcohol, of course, but I will if I have to.

GAT_00

2012-01-18 08:21:46 PM

All right, have we seriously not exceeded the maximum allowable stupid for this site by this point?

djkutch

2012-01-18 08:26:36 PM

kimwim: Cyberluddite: Do you really not know, Subby? The real answer is that it's the very first thread on Fark in which you wrote a comment.

Is that true for everyone? Because I don't remember that from my Boobiesing...

Look at the top of your profile under recent. It's a good hiding place for boobies.

MBK

2012-01-18 08:26:56 PM

The first thread I posted in was...#412

Woo!

hubiestubert

2012-01-18 08:28:35 PM

If only there was some sort of thingie attached to one of the sidebars that had Frequently Asked Questions...

inkblot

2012-01-18 08:31:12 PM

kimwim: It means you used the word for the number 1 post, begins with an "f". The filter screens it out as boobies, and shuffles you to the bottom of the thread.

You're welcome.

That's a very nice Boobies.

miss diminutive

2012-01-18 08:33:24 PM

Consider yourself lucky, boobmitter. For some of us nature decided that memorable boobies were not a priority.

Mr_Bobo

2012-01-18 08:38:18 PM

I don't understand what you're complaining about, everyone has a Boobies. Some are just more awesome!?

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 08:39:54 PM

MBK: The first thread I posted in was...#412

Woo!

Wow. Your green lights might be slow, but they sure are steady.

Obviously, you spend most of your time slacking off.

Cyberluddite

2012-01-18 08:43:23 PM

miss diminutive: Consider yourself lucky, boobmitter. For some of us nature decided that memorable boobies were not a priority.

In reality, memorable boobies come in a whole range of sizes, from tiny to huge.

A Fark Handle

2012-01-18 08:46:16 PM

your very first time.

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 09:07:16 PM

miss diminutive: Consider yourself lucky, boobmitter. For some of us nature decided that memorable boobies were not a priority.

Large memorable

AAA > Tebow

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 09:08:02 PM

GOD DAMN html.

Large != memorable

cmunic8r99

2012-01-18 09:11:13 PM

Green? Really?

miss diminutive

2012-01-18 09:15:45 PM

Marcus Aurelius: AAA > Tebow

I'm....not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

djkutch

2012-01-18 09:17:36 PM

miss diminutive: Consider yourself lucky, boobmitter. For some of us nature decided that memorable boobies were not a priority.

Honest answer? It's not the boobs, it's the nipples.

jaylectricity

2012-01-18 09:21:50 PM

GAT_00: All right, have we seriously not exceeded the maximum allowable stupid for this site by this point?

This is what the internet will eventually be if SOPA or PIPA passes.

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 09:22:26 PM

cmunic8r99: Green? Really?

Yes, I'm afraid that this is what FARK will look like once SOPA/PIPA passes.

Deal with it.

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 09:24:25 PM

djkutch: miss diminutive: Consider yourself lucky, boobmitter. For some of us nature decided that memorable boobies were not a priority.

Honest answer? It's not the boobs, it's the nipples.

More honest answer: it's not the nipples, it's the person that is attached to them. And, of course, whether the nipples work properly. So the nipples need to be tested. Repeatedly. Ideally, on a daily basis.

2wolves

2012-01-18 09:26:04 PM

Initial comment!

jbuist

2012-01-18 09:29:38 PM

GAT_00: All right, have we seriously not exceeded the maximum allowable stupid for this site by this point?

My account is still active, so, uh, no. I guess not.

cmunic8r99

2012-01-18 09:34:16 PM

Marcus Aurelius: cmunic8r99: Green? Really?

Yes, I'm afraid that this is what FARK will look like once SOPA/PIPA passes.

Deal with it.

I'm sure I'll get over it.

Lionel Mandrake

2012-01-18 09:34:50 PM

Just be glad you didn't get Clinton'd in the Boobies.

jaylectricity

2012-01-18 09:44:55 PM

Also, there are no comments in the thread you mentioned in the headline.

www.fark.com/comments/306557 (new window)

kimwim

2012-01-18 10:13:24 PM

djkutch: kimwim: Cyberluddite: Do you really not know, Subby? The real answer is that it's the very first thread on Fark in which you wrote a comment.

Is that true for everyone? Because I don't remember that from my Boobiesing...

Look at the top of your profile under recent. It's a good hiding place for boobies.

2005-06-08 12:43:24, in thread number 1520220 Long time ago!

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-18 10:16:15 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Just be glad you didn't get Clinton'd in the Boobies.

Let alone Lewinskied. Not to mention Vince Fostered!

jaylectricity

2012-01-18 10:24:12 PM

jaylectricity: Also, there are no comments in the thread you mentioned in the headline.

www.fark.com/comments/306557 (new window)

Missing a digit in there somewhere. 2007 was the year of the 3000000. It would take 60 guesses to find the right thread, then that would narrow us down to posters in that thread to out the submitter.

But without confirmation on if we found the right thread, it would all be for naught.

Gumpus

2012-01-18 10:33:47 PM

Link 473 is way too old to show -- it was submitted over 11 years ago, in 2000.

So I cannot see my boobies, either :(

... and that should make a great out of context quote!

2wolves

2012-01-18 10:37:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Just be glad you didn't get Clinton'd in the Boobies.

That was mine.

Still not sure if I should be proud or disturbed.

Killer Cars

2012-01-18 10:49:09 PM

I like spaghetti.

ciderczar

2012-01-18 10:50:05 PM

Boobie dance! Cha cha cha

XplodedSynapses

2012-01-18 10:50:52 PM

The one post to lead them all.

mitchcumpstein

2012-01-18 10:51:03 PM

BOOBIES!

KrispyKritter

2012-01-18 10:52:05 PM

i didn't understand boobies either. some things just don't penetrate my cranium.

/today i learned something

Intelligent_Donkey

2012-01-18 10:52:22 PM

Two discussion posts in a row? Did I get sponsored for total fark again?

Omahawg

2012-01-18 10:53:31 PM

I lurked on here over a decade until today just to say EIP

frickin' frackin' six hour fribblegruzzer wait to post. MEH

i can believe this was mine. yes, i can.

dugitman

2012-01-18 10:54:20 PM

My boobies (new window). Yeah, a decade later and I don't even understand it. Musta been drunk.

/currently drunk

Blue-spirit

2012-01-18 10:56:26 PM

CapnBlues

2012-01-18 10:58:19 PM

I'm actually quite proud of my boobies (new window).
(not a link to pictures of breasts. sorry. you can use google image search if you want to see breasts.)

UncleStumpy

2012-01-18 10:59:37 PM

GAT_00: All right, have we seriously not exceeded the maximum allowable stupid for this site by this point?

Well,

You're still here, so apparently not.

falcon176

2012-01-18 11:01:03 PM

Boobies

ds_4815

2012-01-18 11:01:28 PM

My boobies (in an RIAA thread, incidentally):

"Back in 2004, judge Konrad von Finckenstein..."

That's Fonckenschteen.

Good life choice, I think.

floppymcjoe

2012-01-18 11:01:37 PM

dugitman: My boobies (new window). Yeah, a decade later and I don't even understand it. Musta been drunk.

/currently drunk

*reads*

3.bp.blogspot.com

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-18 11:01:38 PM

THIS got greenlit? THIS. My link to a childhood friend trying to get his original music compositions heard that he wrote during his battle with cancer and trying to raise some money to record an album got shot down? This makes me mad. I'm sorry.

/you're a boob, subby

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