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2012-01-18 08:03:11 PM
enough of this heartwarming stuff, we want delusional ugmos!
 
2012-01-18 08:10:41 PM
It's funny they also call me Mr steal your girl.
 
2012-01-18 08:19:07 PM
Who honestly gives a shiat? Anyone? Anyone? Beuler?
 
2012-01-18 08:19:09 PM
People actually think this shiat is real. It would be funny if I wasn't dragged into watching it when I couldn't avoid it.
 
2012-01-18 08:19:49 PM
Let's not,subby.
 
2012-01-18 08:20:56 PM
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2012-01-18 08:21:41 PM
Can someone please explain to me what point Drew is making? He says he supports SOPA, despite historically being a friend of sites that are opposing it, then makes his site annoying to casual users, but hardcore users love it because they get to up their green count and it's something to do I guess. So he's actually gaining support with his core audience but driving away interest with casual users (me).

Is Drew just attention whoring? Is there some deep message I'm missing? I'm so confused.
 
2012-01-18 08:22:53 PM
i think she might have eaten kermit the frog.
 
2012-01-18 08:24:43 PM
sarahthustra: i think she might have eaten kermit the frog.

and then proceeded to regurgitate him for well over a minute
 
2012-01-18 08:27:46 PM
GUATAPOPO: Who honestly gives a shiat?
 
2012-01-18 08:28:11 PM
Apos: Let's not,subby.
 
2012-01-18 08:32:17 PM
the commercial showed a clip of some guy singing the theme to family matters

i want to see that, but i don't want to watch the whole episode to see it
 
2012-01-18 08:32:35 PM
Holy crap, this went green? I cant even remember the last time I had a green.

/subby
 
2012-01-18 08:33:53 PM
redbucket: Can someone please explain to me what point Drew is making? He says he supports SOPA, despite historically being a friend of sites that are opposing it, then makes his site annoying to casual users, but hardcore users love it because they get to up their green count and it's something to do I guess. So he's actually gaining support with his core audience but driving away interest with casual users (me).

Is Drew just attention whoring? Is there some deep message I'm missing? I'm so confused.


Drew drank an old bottle of whiskey he found upside down behind the furnace and caught autism.
 
2012-01-18 08:38:04 PM
Gurlugon: Drew drank an old bottle of whiskey he found upside down behind the furnace and caught autism.

and also a gluten intolerance.
 
2012-01-18 08:46:58 PM
redbucket: Can someone please explain to me what point Drew is making? He says he supports SOPA, despite historically being a friend of sites that are opposing it, then makes his site annoying to casual users, but hardcore users love it because they get to up their green count and it's something to do I guess. So he's actually gaining support with his core audience but driving away interest with casual users (me).

Is Drew just attention whoring? Is there some deep message I'm missing? I'm so confused.


"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author"

- Mark Twain
 
2012-01-18 08:51:01 PM
I don't have cable and my stupid antenna refuses to pick up Fox for some reason. Tell me everything so I don't miss it.
 
2012-01-18 08:52:11 PM
he got the crazy eyes.
 
2012-01-18 08:52:57 PM
Midnight Rambler: "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author"

- Mark Twain



"For the next couple of hours, I don't have any lines. I just sit here smoking my cigar."

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-18 08:55:48 PM
This has never been topped, has it?
i.usatoday.net
 
2012-01-18 08:57:40 PM
My watching has been spotty for a while, but after crowning Country Alfred E. Newman last year, Idol no longer exists for me.
 
2012-01-18 08:59:21 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: "For the next couple of hours, I don't have any lines. I just sit here smoking my cigar."

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Nicely played!
 
2012-01-18 09:05:54 PM
It just came on the TV a few minutes ago, and I instantly changed the channel.

Erzsebetvwv: I don't have cable and my stupid antenna refuses to pick up Fox for some reason. Tell me everything so I don't miss it.

You mean there is another antenna TV-watcher out there?

I can't get PBS. : ( But I get CW, if I want to watch attractive young people doing things.
 
2012-01-18 09:08:21 PM
How people can waste precious hours of their limited lifetimes watching this crap is beyond me.
 
2012-01-18 09:22:42 PM
I would kill everyone I know and love and then myself rather than watch one minute of that show or any similar type of "reality" show.

The dumbing down of America and what we settle for as entertainment started with that shiat. And it's a damn shame.
 
2012-01-18 09:25:22 PM
jmr61: I would kill everyone I know and love and then myself rather than watch one minute of that show or any similar type of "reality" show.

The dumbing down of America and what we settle for as entertainment started with that shiat. And it's a damn shame.


And yet you post on Fark....just sayn...
 
2012-01-18 09:27:19 PM
Let's not and say we did. Or not.

Fark AI
 
2012-01-18 09:33:21 PM
Erzsebetvwv: I don't have cable and my stupid antenna refuses to pick up Fox.

And this is why Fox will never be considered a real network. If you don't have cable and live in the sticks, you ain't gettin' it.
 
2012-01-18 09:34:52 PM
jmr61: I would kill everyone I know and love and then myself rather than watch one minute of that show or any similar type of "reality" show.

The dumbing down of America and what we settle for as entertainment started with that shiat. And it's a damn shame.


Well they had Star Search in the 1980s which was pretty much the same thing only not as sensationalized. And it was on in the afternoon when you had to spend the day with your grandmother when you were out sick from school.
 
2012-01-18 09:38:48 PM
Whoever is Steven Tyler's handler needs to be cockpunched by Steven Tyler's brand new vagina. Seriously, if you told me that of Randy, J Lo and Steven - that Steven would be the most feminine of the bunch, I'd have believed you and shaken your hand for being such an astute mother farker.

J Lo is fine, you need a blind, incompetent, moron judge - but Steven is merely a pile of Maybeline with a handful of spit takes and 59 minutes of douchebag.
 
2012-01-18 09:44:09 PM
douchebag/hater: How people can waste precious hours of their limited lifetimes watching this crap is beyond me.

Absolutely right!! I'd rather waste precious hours commenting on the internet.
 
2012-01-18 09:57:41 PM
And, Dave Matthews closes the show.
 
2012-01-18 11:07:19 PM
Still the most epic American Idol audition troll ever

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-19 05:31:45 AM
vodka zombie, that was exactly what i said to my wife, even the facial expresions
 
2012-01-19 07:15:46 AM
How about not.
/happy to say i have never watched that show or any facsimile of this mess
 
2012-01-19 11:12:31 AM
ferro_man: the commercial showed a clip of some guy singing the theme to family matters

i want to see that, but i don't want to watch the whole episode to see it


CSB Time:

I know that guy, his name is Reed Grimm and he plays in a band called Shoeless Revolution. This is his 5th audition and I believe he's in the running for the top 60 or whatever it is -- the band doesn't have any gigs in the next few months. Real cool guy, I play in a band as well and after this show we did together he was laying down a sick beatbox for some of the worst white rapping you've ever heard. He's a real talent, sings like an angel and destroys on the drums at the same time!
 
2012-01-19 03:21:37 PM
I enjoy the show. You get to see a few good singers, and some good performers, and occasionally, bith talents in the same person. I do grow weary of journeys and heartaches, and everyone thinking that wanting to win is important or unique. Adam Lambert, and others to a lesser degree, made a lot of middle America uncomfortable, and that's always fun to see. I always enjoy the thought that average folks with some talent can go from a regular job to making a living as a musician, even if they don't get rich. For the about the same net paycheck, I'd play a few hours in a bar rather than talk to people who hate me for being correct all day.

But after the auditions and Hollywood rounds, there's little interpersonal BS, and no one gets rewarded for being the biggest asshole, discounting judges of course.

Less theme nights, so we get to see the performers choose what they do best. No group sing, or quit adding chorus tracks and let them know they have to get it right or be embarrassed. Register to vote. One fan, one vote. Take comments from voters, share the snarkiest/best ones on air. It improves buy in from fans, and treats the contestants to the reality of celebrity. Haters gonna hate.

I like a melody, so sue me.
 
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