Did she not know light aircraft have propellers? How the hell do you just accidentally walk into those things?

Good news is she'll keep an eye out now for them.

Cowboys fan? Definitely would not hit.

SpikeStrip: we could do without sinister jokes, people.

sinister has a root word with left. thus, i see what you did there with your one good eye (and hand).

she's signed up for the next Indiana Jones snore-fest

Am I the only one who thinks the prospect of a socket-job or stump-job make her more desirable? Just sayin', sometimes three orifices aren't enough...

/boobies

thermo: her eye patch makes me want to Angry Pirate in her eye, Darrrrrrrrrrrr.

And she can whistle while she gives head now.

drewsclues: Who?

Apparently a self-proclaimed pretty slab of meat (Model) got hurt, and now everyone is all like "wow, she's hot, I'd still let her touch my naughty bits", and other folks are all like "please be respectful, she's overcome quite a bit", and then the other folks are all like "toots to you, we want to practice making babies with her eye-socket", and then the other people are all like "dude, really?" and the dudes are like "totally, I am fat, live with my me-maw, and have only seen nekkid ladies on the intertubes, but have never had a chance to verify that's what they look like, excepptin for the time I was spyin' on my me-maw after she showered".

So, that's pretty much what I'm getting out of this. Hope that helps!

I bet her dumb ass doesn't walk into any more plane props

UberDave: SpikeStrip: we could do without sinister jokes, people.


Exactly. More people need to prop her up.

You think jokes like that will propel you into the "funny" comments. But your crashing and burning.

Took a plane to Mozambique
Lost the luggage in territorial
Squeeze my girl in wildlife romp
She's a ghost from coast to coast

I just hope a plane doesn't fall on top of her from a roof.

A young blonde girl is in trouble! Quick, everyone drop what you're doing!

I think it's a safe bet that she'll be propelled straight onto the lecture/ motivational speaker circuit.

Did it ever come out whether or not the pilot warned people to be careful or how it came about that the propeller was still going as the passengers were walking around the plane?

Would I hit it?



Depends. How many consoles does she own?

someone explain to me how walking into a propeller costs you only an eye and a hand... I get the hand, but JUST an eye? Her face looked completely fine, as in, it wasn't hit by a propeller.

SpikeStrip: we could do without sinister jokes, people.

What fun would that be?
/ go fark yourself if your serious
// if you're not serious, go fark yourself

Uncle Pooky: I get the hand, but JUST an eye? Her face looked completely fine, as in, it wasn't hit by a propeller.

She just probably got a finger in her eye. It happens.

Snapper Carr: Would I hit it?


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Depends. How many consoles does she own?

at least the lips look available

How did this happen? Left hand and left eye. What shape was this propeller? How can it just grab an eye and not tear off part of your nose or half of your face? Was this a magical propeller? Did her left eye bug out a little before this happened? Did she put her hand up to try to stop it from taking her eye? (Obviously that didn't work in her favor.)

muck4doo: Did she not know light aircraft have propellers? How the hell do you just accidentally walk into those things?

A good pilot shuts the engine off before the passengers are allowed to exit the plane, in this case this didn't happen, secondly a dumb blonde doesn't notice a propeller still spinning and walks into it.

/This is the worse case scenario, although I would claim its the pilots fault - under normal safety situations you do NOT allow the passenger out until the prop stops, however it doesn't explain how she exited the aircraft, and walked INTO a propeller which is what I have been reading.

Just sayin'

Well, someone needs to amend their sign.

Who? (clicks) OH!

Yeah, I skipped the details on that story earlier. Didn't want to wince that hard.

spacemanjones: SpikeStrip: we could do without sinister jokes, people.

What fun would that be?
/ go fark yourself if your serious
// if you're not serious, go fark yourself


That joke flew right over your head.

Barfmaker: I'm just glad she's all right.

So good it made me log in and comment for the third time ever.

She's going to be all right.

Hey, I wouldn't complain about the extra hole.

Barfmaker: I'm just glad she's all right.

quite possible, she's missing the entire left side.

Snapper Carr: Would I hit it?


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Depends. How many consoles does she own?

Is that you Peter File?

She's is/was a model?

Meh.

I guess I'm spoiled after living in O.C. for so long, but go to the Spectrum, open your eye, and you'll see at least 20 girls there hotter than her. Hands down.

/Maybe an O.C. 6.5.

//Still hopes she gets better.

///Wouldn't kick her out of bed for looking cross-eyed at me.