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		Found out that my wife and I are expecting a baby girl I need your help TF - what should we name her? (fark.com)		251
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Ponzholio

2012-01-18 06:59:19 PM

Thundercleese

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-18 06:59:32 PM

Rosebud.

texdent

2012-01-18 06:59:34 PM

Elayne
Egwene
Faile
Suroth
Tuon

Shostie

2012-01-18 06:59:41 PM

Mulva.

Harv72b

2012-01-18 06:59:50 PM

Sopa

sarahthustra

2012-01-18 06:59:58 PM

Waffles

generalDisdain

2012-01-18 07:00:02 PM

Calimari Hosebeast

LlamaGirl

2012-01-18 07:00:09 PM

Andrea is a great name.

InOmnibusCaritas

2012-01-18 07:00:22 PM

Maeby

logophile

2012-01-18 07:00:32 PM

sell the rights to name her to pay for her college tuition. that's what i did for the twins...

yep. little Nike Gaterade and Mentos O'Reilly -Ophile are SET.

/congrats btw : )
//i'm partial to erin.

Harv72b

2012-01-18 07:00:40 PM

Harv72b: Sopa

Actually, let's get the middle name out of the way, too:

Sopa Greenlight.

Contrabulous Flabtraption

2012-01-18 07:00:42 PM

Kuntress

Lord of Allusions

2012-01-18 07:01:07 PM

Death Kitten 5000.

FunkOut

2012-01-18 07:01:24 PM

Francesca.

NoseBrain

2012-01-18 07:01:37 PM

Congratulations LlamaGirl!!!

Ponzholio

2012-01-18 07:01:43 PM

La-a

GaperKiller

2012-01-18 07:02:06 PM

FunkOut: Francesca.

Every Francesca I've ever met was ridiculously hot.

LlamaGirl

2012-01-18 07:02:07 PM

NoseBrain: Congratulations LlamaGirl!!!

lol don't farking start that again.

I NO PREGNANT I NO LIKE BABBY

Howard Finkelstein

2012-01-18 07:02:29 PM

/subby
//not LlamaGirl

PrivateCaboose

2012-01-18 07:03:17 PM

Babbygurl

But seriously, Arya.

angrymacface

2012-01-18 07:03:29 PM

Eunice
Dotty
Ethel
Bertha
Edna
Doris
Majorie

LlamaGirl

2012-01-18 07:03:32 PM

Howard Finkelstein: /subby
//not LlamaGirl

Congrats on the wee babby.

Name her Andrea. Andy for short!

Ponzholio

2012-01-18 07:04:07 PM

PrivateCaboose: Babbygurl

But seriously, Arya.

Make sure her middle initial is N.

DeltaPunch

2012-01-18 07:04:19 PM

Foozbutt McGarnacle
Boss Nutcracker
Li'l Drippy
Alpha Dyke Maelstrom
Jessica Muffin Touchdown Assball
Misty Diabolique

Ponzholio

2012-01-18 07:04:45 PM

LlamaGirl: Howard Finkelstein: /subby
//not LlamaGirl

Congrats on the wee babby.

Name her Andrea. Andy for short!

Dre' for shorter.

kimwim

2012-01-18 07:05:22 PM

How is babby formed?

Shostie

2012-01-18 07:05:34 PM

Zorba.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-18 07:06:05 PM

Blast Hardcheese
Engelbert Slapdyback
Slutbunwalla

kimwim

2012-01-18 07:06:05 PM

And if you have sex with her mother, can babby get pregnant??

PrivateCaboose

2012-01-18 07:06:15 PM

Ponzholio: PrivateCaboose: Babbygurl

But seriously, Arya.

Make sure her middle initial is N.

Bonus points if your last name is Nation.

Shostie

2012-01-18 07:06:59 PM

*&$%&*(#(%*&#$%(*&$#)(*&)(*#&$$*$*)@)!)!@^$AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHF JHLJHS(*&%*#(UWE*RHJ.

JerseyTim

2012-01-18 07:07:18 PM

My wife and I both agreed to Violet, but both of our fathers had bad reactions. For some reason, we changed it. We both love the name we chose (Emmeline), but we wish we kept the original choice to ourselves.

sarahthustra

2012-01-18 07:07:36 PM

ranghild valbord

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-18 07:08:13 PM

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca III

angrymacface: Dotty

Call her Dotty and you die.

FunkOut

2012-01-18 07:08:31 PM

GaperKiller: FunkOut: Francesca.

Every Francesca I've ever met was ridiculously hot.

I always think of Francesca Annis.

I like the name but I was downvoted and my daughter is named something Welsh.

Shostie

2012-01-18 07:08:46 PM

AssPartyWithShostieAtTheGoldenPalace.com

kimwim

2012-01-18 07:09:37 PM

JerseyTim: Emmeline)

The last 6 girls I've heard of being born were named Emma lynn, or Emaline, or Emmilie, or Emmeline.

Twilight?

MidnightSkulker

2012-01-18 07:09:53 PM

My daughter's name is Charlotte Diana, which I love. Everyone calls her Charlie. Evelyn was another name we considered.

Ainsley is one I love but won't use. Willow is my favourite name, but I can't use it (niece's name.)

Winning

2012-01-18 07:10:11 PM

Sounds like an excuse to go to a strip club. You need to do research to make sure you don't give her a stripper name.

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-18 07:10:35 PM

Hey subby, girls are expensive and when you see that baby and fall in love with her you'll give her anything she wants.

Phletchengreuber

2012-01-18 07:10:54 PM

The ex and i easily agreed on Cadence. Go ahead and take it....we aren't going to need it.

angrymacface

2012-01-18 07:11:22 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Call her Dotty and you die.

How 'bout Dorothy?
Actually, why not Dotty?

LlamaGirl

2012-01-18 07:12:02 PM

Olivia

Shostie

2012-01-18 07:12:25 PM

angrymacface: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Call her Dotty and you die.

How 'bout Dorothy?
Actually, why not Dotty?

He's a loner, Dotty. A rebel.

LlamaGirl

2012-01-18 07:12:56 PM

Natalia

Ponzholio

2012-01-18 07:13:08 PM

Keith. Constantly tell her you wanted your first born (if this is your first) to be a boy.

seventypercent

2012-01-18 07:13:22 PM

Winning

2012-01-18 07:13:39 PM

Phletchengreuber: The ex and i easily agreed on Cadence. Go ahead and take it....we aren't going to need it.

Ahh, I'm so sorry. Miscarriage?

logophile

2012-01-18 07:14:08 PM

Phletchengreuber: The ex and i easily agreed on Cadence. Go ahead and take it....we aren't going to need it.

: (

InOmnibusCaritas

2012-01-18 07:14:34 PM

Hermione

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