Did he drop a deuce in his jeans?

Sexy time with Selena Gomez. I hate my life.

I have no sense of fashion, but what the hell is he wearing... grey jeans?

Damn you Subby!!

/I fell for it

It looks like he's assaulting her.
/how the hell do you sag in tight pants?

"Hey everyone, look how totally heterosexual I am! Stop laughing! Assholes..."

Yer welcome.

Oh my, she's 19, and hot as balls. I can haz?

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Is the hanging low off your ass pants look do it for any of you ? What does a girl see in that ?


I can't think of any other reason that guys would wear their pants like that other than it gets you chicks.

She's kind of like a manga girl. By which I mean she has a woman's body, and then a little child's head on top of it. It's a little unnerving.

She's 19? Thank god! I thought I was a pedophile for a minute.

Is it just me, or does it look like she's giving him a handee in front of the freezer?

So these pants are actually cut to look this way? Fascinating. All this time, I thought they were just regular pants that were always in danger of falling down.

Pull your pants up Beiber. It doesn't make you look tough. It makes you look stupid. Now that haircut. That makes you look gay (NTTAWWT).

deltersmelter: Oh my, she's 19, and hot as balls. I can haz?

No. She only dates 17 year olds.

Ok, so call me whatever you will, but I would totally let Selena give me a handee. Just sayin. I mean, she's probably got really super high self-esteem, so I would never have a chance with her, but still, I would totally give her the honor of being banged by me.

He reminds me of a young Tyne Daly with bad fashion sense.

Robert1966: She's kind of like a manga girl. By which I mean she has a woman's body, and then a little child's head on top of it. It's a little unnerving.

Plus she's got the voice of a 20-year smoker.

I understand why Bieber is smiling though. I mean, seriously, latin women are super passionate, and if she's handee-ing him in a 7-11, I can only imagine what happens when he gets into the privacy of his Gremlin's back-seat. I mean, he's Canadian, so he probably doesn't have a limo, but hell, she's freaking mexican, she's probably used to being in a small car with a lot of other folks crammed in.

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Clearly he's one who sticks it in the wrong hole.

Robert1966: She's kind of like a manga girl. By which I mean she has a woman's body, and then a little child's head on top of it. It's a little unnerving.

RoyBatty: Robert1966: She's kind of like a manga girl. By which I mean she has a woman's body, and then a little child's head on top of it. It's a little unnerving.

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Is this her future, then?

Harry_Seldon: RoyBatty: Robert1966: She's kind of like a manga girl. By which I mean she has a woman's body, and then a little child's head on top of it. It's a little unnerving.

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Is this her future, then?

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Not if she sleeps with me.

Linda wouldn't sleep with me, though I beamed the thoughts into her head. And look what happened.

I am beaming the same thoughts at Selena, and she seems more receptive.

Wormser 2.0

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Did he drop a deuce in his jeans?

That's a style now. Why? I have no farking idea.

They're drop crotch skinny jeans. We even had a thread on them earlier.

They make people look like anorexic penguins. I will never understand fashion. :-/

Actually, if you're into skinny jeans, that might make sense. For a guy, tightness in that region could be... uncomfortable.

are men who choose to wear skinny jeans really that concerned about their sperm count anyway?

/trying to say that they are homosexuals

Linda or Selena?

So do teenagers actually think this kid is cool?

browntimmy: So do teenagers actually think this kid is cool?

Tweens mostly from what I understand. Why does being hot with tweens get him tail? Money. It all adds up if you think about it. I'm pretty sure once you are worth 7 figures, the opposite sex can see some special aura around you. Or read a brand label that shows you dropped a grand on clothing that is virtually identical that sold at a target.

I'm not seeing anything hot in those pics. Two bundled up people touching lips in a supermarket? That it?

browntimmy: So do teenagers actually think this kid is cool?

I don't know. I tend to think not, as the only guys around his age I see who wear skinny jeans don't sag them. No teenage males are imitating him at all, that I've seen. The guys who let their pants sag wear baggy pants, and nobody seems to wear the retardedly bright shoes he seems to favor. Maybe it's a Canadian thing, or maybe it's what some greasy record label pedophile thinks the kids are digging.

Harry_Seldon: RoyBatty: Robert1966: She's kind of like a manga girl. By which I mean she has a woman's body, and then a little child's head on top of it. It's a little unnerving.

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Exactly what I thought:
Upon seeing comparison: Holy crap, she does look like Ronstadt!
2 seconds later: I'd forgotten how cute Ronstadt was.
2 seconds later: Uh-oh.

Mark Ratner: 100 Watt Walrus: Yer welcome.

Is she kind of cross-eyed or is the right side of her face (including her eyeball) a little bigger? Her eyebrows are uneven too.

/sort of want

Yeah. Terrible, ain't it?

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Linda or Selena?

They're both Latina...

I've posted this before but Selena still looks like someone who hasn't had her Quinceañera yet.

peterthx: I've posted this before but Selena still looks like someone who hasn't had her Quinceañera yet.

Yeah, that's my take too. Right now I can see why she's into Bieber, she's still got a kid's body herself. Give her a year or so more...