Joe. Redhead kid. He and I always battled for being top of the class.

I don't remember it now but she was in my 1st grade class and I told someone I liked her and within 10 minutes everyone knew... Recess sucked that day

Robin Sullivan. she was a 6th grader, i was a 3rd. we always had lunch earlier, the 5th and 6th grade classes ate last. but when they walked back to their classrooms they had to walk by us. one day she and her freinds were walking by, i ran up and kissed her arm.

i forget what happened next.....i know i got in t4rouble, bout i'm not sure if i "only" got in trouble with the teacher or if they had to get my parents involved.

Paul, kindergarten. I tried to sit by him at lunch and he was a jerk so I punched him.

End of tale.

HIS LOSS!

Jeanne W... elementary school. Don't think I ever told her, but I think she knew?

Yes, dammit, I have googled her.

obama. madrassas. no.

sarahthustra: his name was eric and he was in my first grade class. i used to chase him around the playground.

I remember the whole girl-chases-boy around playground bit (alternately known as "girl terrorizes boy"). Thing is, while all my buddies were complaining about being caught and licked to death as if by overzealous puppies, I used to trip intentionally and let them catch me. Never went through the "cooties" phase.

I like women. Always have. No, this post isn't intended to be sooper dooper macho or anything. I just skipped the cooties phase.

First crush was named Amber. I thought the sun rose and set with her. I remembered her last name (try that with the rest of your elementary school class when you switch schools every year) so I found her on Facebook to find that she's an ultra-fundie Christian and, apparently, a gay-bashing FOX acolyte. Wish I had never looked her up.

Sherman. Kindergarten. He liked me too, but the teachers told us black boys and white girls don't belong together.

Julie.

Yep, finally told her after she had broken up with my best friend, he had taken months and months to get over her, and after he finally gave me the green light.

She had been dating her future husband for about 3 weeks then. She invited me to the wedding. I went.

I need a drink.

orange

Erin Hansen, and because looking back, I'm pretty sure she liked me later but I was way too dumb to see the signs.

Biz Markie. I didn't. Yes.

6th or 7th grade -Heidi, yes I told her. It didn't really go anywhere, but we spent a great summer staying up late, talking on the phone and watching soap "together" on the phone.

Sarah. Grade 1. Never said a damn thing.

Summer. She'll never even know that I'm alive.

/Sob.

Marrianne - 3rd grade. Total her thirty five years later at a reunion. She laughed - and rejected me.

Ah, yes, Velvety Slutqueen, star of She farks Horses, Doesn't She?
Yes, I wrote many a letter to Long Dong Productions of Studio City trying to find her, but they never replied.

Mrs. ...Something Spanish but she was absolutely gorgeous. Yes, I told her. I received an "Aw" and a pat on the head. Never had the confidence to say "Little lower", but I told my friends I did. After, i rebounded with a cheerleader who started with an "L".

Marcelo Calderon, elementary school. He never knew but he did pick on me an awful lot.