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Celine Dion's song from "Titanic" was playing when the Italian cruise ship capsized
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walkerhound
2012-01-18 08:17:39 PM
That's not ironic. Can't think of what would be - "Sailing" by Christopher Cross, maybe?
Demetrius
2012-01-18 08:25:28 PM
So they were actually saved from a worse fate by the ship sinking.
The captain now goes from villain to hero!
Mugato
2012-01-18 08:26:13 PM
Now we have motive.
FriarReb98
2012-01-18 08:40:55 PM
walkerhound
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That's not ironic. Can't think of what would be - "Sailing" by Christopher Cross, maybe?
It's definitely not "The Morning After."
A Fark Handle
2012-01-18 08:45:05 PM
i would rather drown...
mrshowrules
2012-01-18 09:00:51 PM
walkerhound
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That's not ironic. Can't think of what would be - "Sailing" by Christopher Cross, maybe?
The ironic part is when people were relieved when the evacuation started so didn't have to hear the whole song.
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2012-01-18 09:02:27 PM
Another link is that the Titanic and the Costa Concordia were both ships.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-18 09:06:21 PM
Are you saying the ship committed suicide?
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-18 09:41:52 PM
Mugato
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Now we have motive.
You win one internet, but it's the one without the DNS servers.
calbert
2012-01-18 09:47:11 PM
you know what...yeah, I doubt that.
call me skeptical, but that didn't happen.
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-18 10:30:25 PM
'The wreck of the edmund fitzgerald' was next on the playlist
Godscrack
2012-01-18 10:30:55 PM
Promotional. She must be releasing a new record, or Best of cd.
She should do a concert underwater.
Geekette
2012-01-18 10:52:52 PM
So now the biatch has sunk 2 ships? Someone should really do something about this.
Jument
2012-01-18 11:59:56 PM
walkerhound
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That's not ironic. Can't think of what would be - "Sailing" by Christopher Cross, maybe?
Spoons on your wedding day when all you need is a flight?
rhiannon
2012-01-19 12:01:28 AM
There needs to be a Snopes piece on that entire article.
foo monkey
2012-01-19 12:03:42 AM
rhiannon
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There needs to be a Snopes piece on that entire article.
No way. My cousin's ex-girlfriend was on the ship. It's totally true.
maxpower007
2012-01-19 12:03:43 AM
Every time I hear that song a tear comes to my eye, wtf did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die?
/not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
HOBOTECH
2012-01-19 12:04:21 AM
I can't fight this feeling any more. Let's bring the ship to shore, and throw away the oar, foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............
jimmyjackfunk
2012-01-19 12:06:42 AM
How about Michael (row your lifeboat to shore)
Red Shirt Blues
2012-01-19 12:07:06 AM
Auld Lang Syne?
Leskay
2012-01-19 12:09:37 AM
This
The Posieden Adventure
song is thick with the ironing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcLazPauA1c
And why no love for
The Posieden Adventure
anyway. It's all
Titanic
this and farking
Titanic
that. Blowing up holes in the boat to look for survivors. That's way more
The Posieden Adventure
than
Titanic
.
ds_4815
2012-01-19 12:09:44 AM
maxpower007
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Every time I hear that song a tear comes to my eye, wtf did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die?
/not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Great score, really like the movie, but I always cringe a little when I hear Celine.
/"Now, now the Canadian people have apologized for Celine Dion on several occasions."
Geordles
2012-01-19 12:10:10 AM
So what you're saying is she shouldn't be allowed to sing and all of her existing recordings should be destroyed and we should never be able to hear her warble ever again?
I'll vote for that...
Ambivalence
2012-01-19 12:10:10 AM
I highly doubt that's true. That song hasn't been popular in ages.
rhiannon
2012-01-19 12:10:16 AM
foo monkey
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rhiannon: There needs to be a Snopes piece on that entire article.
No way. My cousin's ex-girlfriend was on the ship. It's totally true.
Just spoke with your cousin's ex-girlfriend's brother. He sounded skeptical. Mind you he was speaking Italian and I didn't understand what he was saying. But he says ciao.
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm
2012-01-19 12:15:30 AM
FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:RE:RE:FWD: Its True!!!! You saw it on teh News!
supersucker
2012-01-19 12:16:29 AM
Soundgarden pretty much wrote the soundtrack....
Link
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Sir Anal of Leakage
2012-01-19 12:16:58 AM
If irony can be defined as "an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected",,well certainly you don't expect the ship to sink while the damn Titanic song is playing, do you? That's
so
coincidental, you just wouldn't expect it, and therefore it could be considered ironic.
not_an_indigo
2012-01-19 12:17:37 AM
Was there a strategically placed quartet playing on board?
swingerofbirches
2012-01-19 12:19:59 AM
I find most often when a person says "ironic" he means to say "apropos" or "fitting." Maybe there should be an apropos tag.
Crazymuthafarker
2012-01-19 12:20:02 AM
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm
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FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:RE:RE:FWD: Its True!!!! You saw it on teh News!
Yeah...I expect to see that email from my cousin at any moment.
maxpower007
2012-01-19 12:20:26 AM
ds_4815
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maxpower007: Every time I hear that song a tear comes to my eye, wtf did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die?
/not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Great score, really like the movie, but I always cringe a little when I hear Celine.
/"Now, now the Canadian people have apologized for Celine Dion on several occasions."
My comment was actually a line from Jon Lajoie's song Everyday Normal Guy part 2. First thing that pops into my head now whenever I hear anything about Leo, Celine or the titanic.
GungFu
2012-01-19 12:21:33 AM
Ambivalence
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I highly doubt that's true. That song hasn't been popular in ages.
It's quite probable that it's THE song to play on cruise ships, especially sinking ones. or 'Abide with Me' or whatever that band was playing as people were floating like ice cubes.
apotheosis27
2012-01-19 12:23:02 AM
maxpower007
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ds_4815: maxpower007: Every time I hear that song a tear comes to my eye, wtf did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die?
/not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Great score, really like the movie, but I always cringe a little when I hear Celine.
/"Now, now the Canadian people have apologized for Celine Dion on several occasions."
My comment was actually a line from Jon Lajoie's song Everyday Normal Guy part 2. First thing that pops into my head now whenever I hear anything about Leo, Celine or the titanic.
I love Jon Lajoie, I celebrate his entire collection
7wolf
2012-01-19 12:23:29 AM
Ambivalence
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I highly doubt that's true. That song hasn't been popular in ages.
Okay, but suppose you were working in the restaurant of a suddenly less buoyant ship and had it on hand... it would be awfully tempting.
foo monkey
2012-01-19 12:23:43 AM
rhiannon
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foo monkey: rhiannon: There needs to be a Snopes piece on that entire article.
No way. My cousin's ex-girlfriend was on the ship. It's totally true.
Just spoke with your cousin's ex-girlfriend's brother. He sounded skeptical. Mind you he was speaking Italian and I didn't understand what he was saying. But he says ciao.
My cousin's ex-girlfriend doesn't have a brother! Stop spreading lies!
italie
2012-01-19 12:23:57 AM
"Darn it Bob, I told you to lay off the Black Sabbath while you were driving."
bad example
2012-01-19 12:24:02 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons
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'The wreck of the edmund fitzgerald' was next on the playlist
Apparently "Dance Band on the Titanic" was not on th playlist.
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm
2012-01-19 12:24:48 AM
not_an_indigo
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Was there a strategically placed quartet playing on board?
itwasabright
2012-01-19 12:26:51 AM
TRUE FACTS:
The Titanic sunk in 1912. It was owned by White Star Line. From wiki: "In 1934 the line merged with its chief rival, Cunard Line, which operated as a separate entity until 2005 and is now part of Carnival Corporation & PLC." The Costa Concordia was owned by Carnival Corporation & PLC and sunk on January
13
, 2012, one hundred years after the Titanic. From wiki: The Titanic was "Laid down on
31
March 1909, Launched on
31
May 1911, and Completed on
31
March 1912." From wiki : "The name Concordia was intended to express the wish for "continuing harmony, unity, and peace between European nations." Also on January 13, The Standard & Poor's credit rating agency lowers its long-term credit ratings on the eurozone countries of Cyprus, Italy, Portugal, and Spain by two notches each and Austria, France, Malta, Slovakia, and Slovenia by one notch each. A sister ship of the Costa Concordia was named Costa Serena and add 1+9+1+2 =
4
, the exact number of days later, on January 17 that Serena Williams defeated Tamira Paszek, whose father was raised in Kenya.
/We're through the looking glass people
Crazymuthafarker
2012-01-19 12:28:31 AM
GungFu
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Ambivalence: I highly doubt that's true. That song hasn't been popular in ages.
It's quite probable that it's THE song to play on cruise ships, especially sinking ones. or 'Abide with Me' or whatever that band was playing as people were floating like ice cubes.
I'm thinking
DMB
Oznog
2012-01-19 12:28:38 AM
ds_4815
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maxpower007: Every time I hear that song a tear comes to my eye, wtf did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die?
/not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Great score, really like the movie, but I always cringe a little when I hear Celine.
/"Now, now the Canadian people have apologized for Celine Dion on several occasions."
The lyrics are pretty godawful. Actually IMHO it was a beautiful song if you just ignore half the lyrics.
"Near, far, wherever you are" is like a South Park parody of awfulness. And yet it's the original.
But Dion can't be blamed for that part. Google says James Horner and Will Jennings bear the guilt there.
Got a kick out of seeing the original ending to
Titanic
where the script was basically an Author Filibuster, old lady gives a speech about how only life is precious and then drops the necklace in the ocean. It was awkward and could easily be seen as spiteful and mean-spirited. The director came back and tried another cut and still didn't work with test audiences, so he came back and said "you people don't like my explanations, fark it, we'll just have her chuck it in the ocean with no explanation at all".
MrEricSir
2012-01-19 12:31:14 AM
A cruise ship sinking right off the coast where ~6 people died is
totally
comparable to Titanic.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-19 12:31:42 AM
never saw it.
brianbankerus
2012-01-19 12:32:09 AM
calbert
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you know what...yeah, I doubt that.
call me skeptical, but that didn't happen.
Seconded. There's no way in hell they play anything from Titanic aboard a cruise ship.
skinink
2012-01-19 12:32:21 AM
I'm still waiting to see the video of the captain 'tripping' into a lifeboat. He must've done it the same way I would 'trip' into an orgy with Salma Hayek and Mila Kunis.
Porous Horace
2012-01-19 12:32:48 AM
"I will perform My Heart Will Go On for the rest of my life and it will always remain a very emotional experience for me."
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2012-01-19 12:33:16 AM
Why in the hell would they have that song on board?
brantgoose
2012-01-19 12:36:02 AM
Well, in that case, I would have run the ship aground, too.
Maybe the Captain can use that as his defence in court.
fusillade762
2012-01-19 12:37:44 AM
It has also been revealed one of the survivors aboard the cruise ship is the grand-daughter of a woman who survived the Titanic disaster.
OK, now that's just spooky.
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