What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me. I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said,"Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do.
one third ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses."

Sucks to be subby.

White people problems.

What the fark is this shiat? Do you think this is Reddit?

Greenlights, upvotes, diggs, likes....where do the normal people hang out on the internets anyway?

If Fark turns into an awwww photo internet whorefest, I'm am quitting the world.

FirstNationalBastard: gimmeafarkinname: Greenlights, upvotes, diggs, likes....where do the normal people hang out on the internets anyway?

Trick question.

Normal people don't "hang out" on the internet!

This.

However, it does bring up an interesting point. I'm here, present in mind and body.... Technically, I am kinda hanging out with you other farkers.
I'm not making an argument for normalcy either. Just... humph.

I ...like ...this thread. It's so cuddly and edible.

Psycoholic_Slag:White people problems.

The only problems that matter.

Pika pika

PhiloeBedoe: A man comes home to find his wife getting into a taxi. "Honey", he says, "what are you doing?". She says, "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile." He says, "Now that's an awfully big word for an eight-year old."

Just shared that one with my wife (not 8) and she didn't find it quite as hysterical as I did.