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2012-01-18 08:06:16 PM  
c'mon, you guys don't keep a reserve stash around? just a gig or two tucked away deep in the file system, for a rainy day?
 
2012-01-18 08:07:36 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: [images.blu-ray.com image 640x359]


Someone explain this meme to me? my google fu is weak right now
 
2012-01-18 08:07:50 PM  
Mother of God.
 
2012-01-18 08:08:46 PM  

SlothB77: styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

when you walk in and everyone else is creepy old dudes... and what if you walk out of the adult section and run into a neighbor or girl you like


the place in the town where i went to college had a dedicated cctv for just that purpose. scout out the entrance, exit and pay without waiting in line. that place was customer service to the max. in fact, those old independently-owned video stores were some of the last to die out, because they carried the products people wanted and couldn't necessarily get. you know, old guys who didn't use computers.
 
2012-01-18 08:08:51 PM  
Seriously!!!

What am I gonna do tonight?
 
2012-01-18 08:09:48 PM  
I haven't been watching porn much lately. But I do want to know the identity of the girl Omahawg is posting.
 
2012-01-18 08:09:58 PM  

CapnBlues: c'mon, you guys don't keep a reserve stash around? just a gig or two tucked away deep in the file system, for a rainy day?


I never download porn. I don't want to be in a relationship with it or have it know where I live. I just take it to the old Private Browsing hotel and kick it out when I'm done.
 
2012-01-18 08:10:10 PM  

FizixJunkee: scottydoesntknow: styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

Did the exact same thing when I turned 18 (also bought a pack of cigs, can of dip, pouch of chew, a few cigars, and a couple porno mags just cause I could).

I wanted to take a shower after leaving the area. You just don't wanna touch anything.


The first thing I did was sign up for a credit card...


And you have been getting screwed on a regular basis ever since!
 
2012-01-18 08:11:15 PM  
exactly, elev8!


xemanhdep.com
 
2012-01-18 08:12:10 PM  

verbaltoxin: I haven't been watching porn much lately. But I do want to know the identity of the girl Omahawg is posting.


*right-clicks image*

Willa Ford, apparently.
 
2012-01-18 08:13:05 PM  

LeroyBourne: imag


"Okay, um, she's naked, and she's picking up the duck... possibly a mallard... oh don't choke now!"
 
2012-01-18 08:14:49 PM  

snake_beater: verbaltoxin: I haven't been watching porn much lately. But I do want to know the identity of the girl Omahawg is posting.

*right-clicks image*

Willa Ford, apparently.


www.autoinfection.com
 
2012-01-18 08:15:01 PM  

redmond24: The Incredible Sexual Egg: [images.blu-ray.com image 640x359]

Someone explain this meme to me? my google fu is weak right now


It's from Hunt for Red October. Fred Thompson's character says "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
 
2012-01-18 08:16:48 PM  

redmond24: The Incredible Sexual Egg: [images.blu-ray.com image 640x359]

Someone explain this meme to me? my google fu is weak right now


It's a still from the movie Hunt for Red October with the line "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it"

A porn blackout? Scary stuff
 
2012-01-18 08:17:45 PM  
i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn!
 
2012-01-18 08:18:24 PM  
Somewhere Mr. Marcus just read this headline and is laughing and saying "YOU DAMN RIGHT, SUCKAAAA!" Then he did a spinaroonie.
 
2012-01-18 08:19:10 PM  

bighasbeen: CapnBlues: c'mon, you guys don't keep a reserve stash around? just a gig or two tucked away deep in the file system, for a rainy day?

I never download porn. I don't want to be in a relationship with it or have it know where I live. I just take it to the old Private Browsing hotel and kick it out when I'm done.


i hear you. that's where I'm at, too, except for a gig or two of old favorites i keep tucked away on my linux partition. for a rainy day.
 
2012-01-18 08:19:22 PM  
Just checked my haunts...still rolling! Don't scare me like that.
 
2012-01-18 08:21:21 PM  
Pron is the lifeblood of the Internet
 
2012-01-18 08:23:36 PM  

CapnBlues: bighasbeen: CapnBlues: c'mon, you guys don't keep a reserve stash around? just a gig or two tucked away deep in the file system, for a rainy day?

I never download porn. I don't want to be in a relationship with it or have it know where I live. I just take it to the old Private Browsing hotel and kick it out when I'm done.

i hear you. that's where I'm at, too, except for a gig or two of old favorites i keep tucked away on my linux partition. for a rainy day.


Your middle of the night porn booty call.
 
2012-01-18 08:24:31 PM  
Seems the only thing that works today is porn.

Really, porn sites should have gone black (down?) today. It would have added an enormous impact.

Also, Fark - for shame. For shame!

/Difficult to describe "Not available" without innuendo
 
2012-01-18 08:25:58 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


I've never rented, but I have purchased. My friends are the ones in the porn store having a sword fight with the Fist Of Fury and some creepy inflatable foot thing. And talking to the other customers for recommendations.
 
2012-01-18 08:26:24 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: [images.blu-ray.com image 640x359]


I don't think there has ever been a better utilization of this giant hot link blown right on my screen.
 
2012-01-18 08:29:25 PM  
My room mate in college (about 7 years ago) had this tool that would "discover" passwords to porn sites, all it required was that the site had an Apache login prompt. In retrospect, it was probably a brute force tool.
 
2012-01-18 08:30:05 PM  

CapnBlues: i hear you. that's where I'm at, too, except for a gig or two of old favorites i keep tucked away on my linux partition. for a rainy day.


I keep my porn stash like I keep my women.

Under 10 years old and rotated out for freshness, and locked in the closet where nobody but me can find it.
 
2012-01-18 08:30:18 PM  
You geniuses in charge of FARK do realise that when you did up your blackout page, you put in a message saying "watch the video to see why we should SUPPORT SOPA", don't you?
Bad monkey, no banana. No porn for you.
 
2012-01-18 08:32:39 PM  
Thanks. Kick me while I'm down...

i29.photobucket.com

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-01-18 08:32:54 PM  
How long before the geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men return?

/apologies if I got the exact wording wrong, a lot of other stuff is down too
 
2012-01-18 08:33:10 PM  

bighasbeen: Your middle of the night porn booty call.


i can't think of a way to describe it that isn't sad.

i think imma go delete that stash.
 
2012-01-18 08:36:16 PM  

snake_beater: verbaltoxin: I haven't been watching porn much lately. But I do want to know the identity of the girl Omahawg is posting.

*right-clicks image*

Willa Ford, apparently.


Nice.
 
2012-01-18 08:37:16 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


Well aren't we just a little judgmental? I bet you think you're too good to teabag another dude in his sleep too, don't you you you Elitist! I especially love how they'd hang the beaded curtains at the doorway so it draws everyone's attention when you walk through it. What about a dedicated sex shop? Still feel creepy?

So 20 years ago I was 15 and working weekends at this mom and pop corner store. Not a movie store, just a quick-e-mart deal. In addition to dirty magazines there was a binder under the counter of basically porn jacket covers. Anyway these guys, all ages, would come in and ask to see the book, and they'd thumb through it for like 10 minutes right there by the register and ask for a few numbers, and I had to fish the tapes out of the back area and ring it up. I can't be sure, but not a single one of them seemed to show the slightest shame at the situation. I'd get sheepish and turn a bit and try to give them a speck of privacy, but it was still pretty intimate standing there literally waiting on them. Ugh, torture. I can see how working in a real sex shop one might meet a more dedicated class of creep, but something about the guy tossing up a gallon of milk on the counter and then asking to see the book always took me by surprise. Also, creepiness, purchase regularity, and age seemed directly proportional.

On a tangentially related note, I once bought out the whole stock of dirty magazines from the owner at a big discount and unloaded them for cover price at my catholic school. God I can't believe I didn't get caught. There were days when I didn't even have my books with me in class, just folders and a huge stack of pr0n in my bag. I made what felt like quite a bit of money, lots of horny rich kids at the all male private school, and I never got caught either. The trick is to sell your stock fast and get out and don't try to milk it.

/milked it regularly for a week or two, heh
//it's pronounced scuzzy, biatches
 
2012-01-18 08:40:48 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


Many, many times prior to the Internet as we now know it. Come out feeling a wierd combo of anticipation, lust, and shame, much like actually having sex. Never stopped me from going back, either, much like sex. If you're a real porn cowboy, you can make yourself go up to the young female store clerk and say things like "Give me a phonecall and let me know when "Over 40 Backdoor Moms", "Thai T-girls", and "Fists of Freddie with Bruce and Lee" are back in. And you wouldn't have any Hot Chili Love Lube in the "Notions" section, would you?"
That's the stuff that seperated with wannabes from the real porn hounds. Now, you can get anything on the 'net without having to make contact with anyone if you want.
 
2012-01-18 08:41:28 PM  

Sczi: //it's pronounced scuzzy, biatches


scsi2go.com

Word.
 
2012-01-18 08:43:37 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com

/Not SOPA friendly style link.
 
2012-01-18 08:43:42 PM  
For a thread about pron this thread has a surprising lack of pictures.
oi52.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-18 09:08:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: Will


she happens to sing this song too....Link (new window)
 
2012-01-18 09:23:57 PM  

LeadFootSpiderMonkey: verbaltoxin: Will

she happens to sing this song too....Link (new window)


you mean she's autotuned to within an inch of her life in that song.

indeed.
 
2012-01-18 09:30:11 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: For a thread about pron this thread has a surprising lack of pictures.
[oi52.tinypic.com image 640x511]


maggie! that's why we need you.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-18 09:30:56 PM  
www.adrants.com
 
2012-01-18 09:31:37 PM  
www.novafm.com.au
 
2012-01-18 09:36:36 PM  
Like Venus Pizza, this thread delivers.
 
2012-01-18 09:41:52 PM  
a moment in her. sounds about right.

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-01-18 09:42:42 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-18 09:43:48 PM  
www.adrants.com
 
2012-01-18 09:46:51 PM  
www.naughtyselfpics.com
 
2012-01-18 09:52:36 PM  

Omahawg: a moment in her. sounds about right.


I might need two or three.

Actually, wait. Yeah, I guess you were right the first time.
 
2012-01-18 10:18:19 PM  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: For a thread about pron this thread has a surprising lack of pictures.
[oi52.tinypic.com image 640x511]

maggie! that's why we need you.


; )
cdn2-b.examiner.com
24.media.tumblr.com
NSFW gif (new window)
 
2012-01-18 10:18:57 PM  
Isn't the whole of the free porn industry built on pirating the pay stuff Ebaum-style and slapping a bunch of pop-ups and ads around it?
 
2012-01-18 10:34:49 PM  
I really liked that gif maggie. alot. yum yum.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-18 10:35:37 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
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