FirstNationalBastard: I'm just afraid that once all these sites go black, they'll never go back.

Well played. +1

Redtube is still up. Or so I heard...

I just like titties.

TO THE EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES

Oh no! They'll never go back now!

abbywinters is still up

/Hi Mr Bear *waves*

They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight

TBLOP? Wow..... Never heard of that.

/I'll be in my bunk.

Owangotang: They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight

There's a thread about that over in the Geek tab.

Come now, who care about a bunch of porn sites.

ok, now this is serious...

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

Not as big a creep as I felt while I watched you, you sweet young thing, try to decide between "Jilted Gigolos VII" and "The Midget Kama-Sutra".

enry: Owangotang: They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight

There's a thread about that over in the Geek tab.

My God, it's full of stars

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep.

I used to. I felt like an even bigger creep when I would give my video choices to the Korean guy behind the counter and there was line. And of course he would say something like "Yeah, we don't have Anal Amateurs, do you want something else??" As loud as humanly possible.
Fun times.

Now I'm in my thirties and I realized.... I'm a kinky bastard. I know other kinky bastards as a result of the Internet now, and I feel comfortable in this skin.

Im ok with them blocking out the logo, I don't look at porn for the logo.

frozenhotchocolate: Im ok with them blocking out the logo, I don't look at porn for the logo.

Wikapedia being out sucks cause I like looking up pornstars to find out their true age and other fun facts.

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

You mean that section in the back hid behind the heavy velvet maroon curtain? And smelled funny? And separated its selection into genres like girl-on-girl?

No, never did.

scottydoesntknow: styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

Did the exact same thing when I turned 18 (also bought a pack of cigs, can of dip, pouch of chew, a few cigars, and a couple porno mags just cause I could).

I wanted to take a shower after leaving the area. You just don't wanna touch anything.


The first thing I did was sign up for a credit card...

*types in his favorite site*

Whew, all clear.

Ok trusty imagination. Let's do this.

Owangotang: enry: Owangotang: They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight

There's a thread about that over in the Geek tab.

My God, it's full of stars

That's no moon.

Tomorrow's headline: "Sears announces record breaking level of site traffic..."

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

Yes. It was also at a place called Family Video. Just made it even creepier.

This might be the funniest thread I've seen in the months. Good job farkers.

KarmicDisaster: Come now, who care about a bunch of porn sites.

WRONG!!!!!

NOOOOoOo!

/a day without Internet, a day without fap.
/DAMN those politicians, DAMN them to 4chan!