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(Web Pro News)   Porn sites black out in protest of SOPA. EVERYBODY PANIC   ( webpronews.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Internet pornography, Cormac McCarthy, PIPA, user-generated content  
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7411 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2012 at 7:37 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-01-18 06:31:32 PM  
See, the porn sites are the ones who should have done a white out... a sticky whiteout.
 
2012-01-18 06:36:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: See, the porn sites are the ones who should have done a white out... a sticky whiteout.


You know what they say: the darker the site, the sweeter the juice.
 
2012-01-18 06:38:23 PM  

bighasbeen: FirstNationalBastard: See, the porn sites are the ones who should have done a white out... a sticky whiteout.

You know what they say: the darker the site, the sweeter the juice.


I'm just afraid that once all these sites go black, they'll never go back.
 
2012-01-18 06:50:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: bighasbeen: FirstNationalBastard: See, the porn sites are the ones who should have done a white out... a sticky whiteout.

You know what they say: the darker the site, the sweeter the juice.

I'm just afraid that once all these sites go black, they'll never go back.


Hey, it's all pink once you log in.
 
2012-01-18 07:04:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm just afraid that once all these sites go black, they'll never go back.


Well played. +1
 
2012-01-18 07:38:19 PM  
Now they're starting to hurt regular folks like me!!!
 
2012-01-18 07:39:10 PM  
Well...my evening just opened up.
 
2012-01-18 07:39:29 PM  
Redtube is still up. Or so I heard...
 
2012-01-18 07:40:04 PM  
I just like titties.
 
2012-01-18 07:41:15 PM  
TO THE EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES
 
rpl
2012-01-18 07:41:38 PM  
Oh no! They'll never go back now!
 
2012-01-18 07:41:50 PM  
abbywinters is still up

/Hi Mr Bear *waves*
 
2012-01-18 07:42:20 PM  
Those sites are showing a lot of spunk by supporting this. I just wonder if they'll keep it up or if they just blew their wad on this one day.
 
2012-01-18 07:42:42 PM  
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2012-01-18 07:43:03 PM  
They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight
 
2012-01-18 07:43:36 PM  
Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..
 
2012-01-18 07:44:13 PM  
TBLOP? Wow..... Never heard of that.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-01-18 07:44:25 PM  
Hm... hadn't heard of The Big List Of Porn before....
 
2012-01-18 07:44:35 PM  

Owangotang: They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight


There's a thread about that over in the Geek tab.
 
2012-01-18 07:45:33 PM  
Come now, who care about a bunch of porn sites.
 
2012-01-18 07:45:51 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


Did the exact same thing when I turned 18 (also bought a pack of cigs, can of dip, pouch of chew, a few cigars, and a couple porno mags just cause I could).

I wanted to take a shower after leaving the area. You just don't wanna touch anything.
 
2012-01-18 07:46:37 PM  
ok, now this is serious...
 
2012-01-18 07:46:42 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


Not as big a creep as I felt while I watched you, you sweet young thing, try to decide between "Jilted Gigolos VII" and "The Midget Kama-Sutra".

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2012-01-18 07:46:51 PM  

enry: Owangotang: They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight

There's a thread about that over in the Geek tab.


My God, it's full of stars
 
2012-01-18 07:47:22 PM  
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2012-01-18 07:48:14 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep.


I used to. I felt like an even bigger creep when I would give my video choices to the Korean guy behind the counter and there was line. And of course he would say something like "Yeah, we don't have Anal Amateurs, do you want something else??" As loud as humanly possible.
Fun times.

Now I'm in my thirties and I realized.... I'm a kinky bastard. I know other kinky bastards as a result of the Internet now, and I feel comfortable in this skin.
 
2012-01-18 07:48:42 PM  
Im ok with them blocking out the logo, I don't look at porn for the logo.
 
2012-01-18 07:50:24 PM  

frozenhotchocolate: Im ok with them blocking out the logo, I don't look at porn for the logo.


Wikapedia being out sucks cause I like looking up pornstars to find out their true age and other fun facts.
 
2012-01-18 07:50:30 PM  

Dangl1ng: styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep.

I used to. I felt like an even bigger creep when I would give my video choices to the Korean guy behind the counter and there was line. And of course he would say something like "Yeah, we don't have Anal Amateurs, do you want something else??" As loud as humanly possible.
Fun times.

Now I'm in my thirties and I realized.... I'm a kinky bastard. I know other kinky bastards as a result of the Internet now, and I feel comfortable in this skin.


I grew up in the internet era. By the time I turned 18, and even before, I could already find squirting midget lesbians on the internet.
 
2012-01-18 07:51:46 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


You mean that section in the back hid behind the heavy velvet maroon curtain? And smelled funny? And separated its selection into genres like girl-on-girl?

No, never did.
 
2012-01-18 07:52:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..

Did the exact same thing when I turned 18 (also bought a pack of cigs, can of dip, pouch of chew, a few cigars, and a couple porno mags just cause I could).

I wanted to take a shower after leaving the area. You just don't wanna touch anything.



The first thing I did was sign up for a credit card...
 
2012-01-18 07:53:02 PM  

Dangl1ng: styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep.

I used to. I felt like an even bigger creep when I would give my video choices to the Korean guy behind the counter and there was line. And of course he would say something like "Yeah, we don't have Anal Amateurs, do you want something else??" As loud as humanly possible.
Fun times


The best part about being 18 was being able to shamelessly rent a bunch of Kobe Tai videos from the little old Korean lady. The privacy of internet porn has really changed me.
 
2012-01-18 07:53:26 PM  
*types in his favorite site*

Whew, all clear.
 
2012-01-18 07:53:53 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


Yes, I have done that.
 
2012-01-18 07:54:28 PM  
Ok trusty imagination. Let's do this.
 
2012-01-18 07:56:40 PM  

Owangotang: enry: Owangotang: They're not blacked out, the webcam is just zoomed in REALLY tight

There's a thread about that over in the Geek tab.

My God, it's full of stars


That's no moon.
 
2012-01-18 07:57:33 PM  
Tomorrow's headline: "Sears announces record breaking level of site traffic..."
 
2012-01-18 07:58:18 PM  

Michele Bachman against SOPA!


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2012-01-18 07:58:32 PM  
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Dangl1ng: Now I'm in my thirties and I realized.... I'm a kinky bastard. I know other kinky bastards as a result of the Internet now, and I feel comfortable in this skin.


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Is it about a size 14?
 
2012-01-18 07:59:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: See, the porn sites are the ones who should have done a white out... a sticky whiteout.


White happens when they come back on.
 
2012-01-18 08:01:01 PM  
The white out is over!
 
2012-01-18 08:01:27 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


Yes. It was also at a place called Family Video. Just made it even creepier.
 
2012-01-18 08:01:34 PM  
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2012-01-18 08:02:22 PM  
This might be the funniest thread I've seen in the months. Good job farkers.
 
2012-01-18 08:02:57 PM  

LeroyBourne: Ok trusty imagination. Let's do this.

That's

what it was called... imagination. I was trying to remember the name of that thing I used to have before the internet came along.
 
2012-01-18 08:03:15 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Come now, who care about a bunch of porn sites.


WRONG!!!!!


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2012-01-18 08:03:35 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


when you walk in and everyone else is creepy old dudes... and what if you walk out of the adult section and run into a neighbor or girl you like
 
2012-01-18 08:03:45 PM  
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE

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BUT THEN


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2012-01-18 08:04:03 PM  
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NOOOOoOo!

/a day without Internet, a day without fap.
/DAMN those politicians, DAMN them to 4chan!
 
2012-01-18 08:05:54 PM  

styckx: Have any of you Farkers back in the day took the shame walk into your local movie rental joints "adult" section? I did it once soon as I turned 18 and I never felt like a bigger creep..


My friend worked at a video store with an adult section. One guy went in and we managed to finish watching a hour and a half long movie before he came out.


Dude really like Asians. More power to him
 
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