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scottydoesntknow		2012-01-18 07:11:55 PM

irockalot		2012-01-18 07:14:07 PM

Redhead Beach? Nice.

pedobearapproved		2012-01-18 07:14:08 PM

thread over

bastian_74		2012-01-18 07:15:21 PM

At first I read that it was at NSFW beach.

Gawdzila		2012-01-18 07:21:05 PM

What a NSFW beach may look like:

www.tikinibeachbar.com

Fett56		2012-01-18 07:44:47 PM

Patrolling the Area Looking for the Shark Responsible

Honest Bender		2012-01-18 08:02:00 PM

Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.

cryinoutloud		2012-01-18 08:06:54 PM

"It's just hit him and took him under for a bit. He's managed to get to the surface but I saw it start to follow him."

3.bp.blogspot.com

Mini Ditka		2012-01-18 08:11:50 PM

Fett56: Patrolling the Area Looking for the Shark Responsible

Thank you.

KrispyKritter		2012-01-18 08:15:11 PM

What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Tattoo cage.
Quint: Anti-tattoo cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

Ex-Texan		2012-01-18 08:17:31 PM

Lemmy?

Ohlookabutterfly		2012-01-18 08:25:34 PM

What a poorly written article that not only didn't have pics of said bite, but not even pics of what a shark bite victim might look like. Fail.

Sobrrr		2012-01-18 09:11:31 PM

A shark bite scar is way cooler than ANY tattoo!!!!!

wildcardjack		2012-01-18 10:06:46 PM

I worked with a guy who was missing a pinky. He had other scars, but the pinky was the most noticeable.

I asked him one day if he ever lied about how he lost his finger, and he grinned.
"Yeah, sometimes I say I lost it to a shark, one time I lost it in practice with the Dallas Stars, lion taming, yeah, I have a lot. But saying 'I got blown up in Iraq' works pretty good for getting the chicks".

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-01-19 12:38:28 AM

Honest Bender: Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.

This, but remove the bottoms.

nonzero		2012-01-19 01:22:40 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Honest Bender: Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.

This, but remove the bottoms.

You like women with their bottoms removed? You are a sick bastard and so are the surgeons who help you with your fetish!!

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-01-19 03:33:51 AM

nonzero: Keizer_Ghidorah: Honest Bender: Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.

This, but remove the bottoms.

You like women with their bottoms removed? You are a sick bastard and so are the surgeons who help you with your fetish!!

The bikini bottoms, you thundering nincompoop.

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