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FunkOut [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:21:58 PM
I love you, subby. I'd better set you on fire.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:22:13 PM
If this don't get your booty movin', your booty must be dead.
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:23:03 PM
Elvis needs boats.
 
Poppa Boner
2012-01-18 05:23:47 PM
I'm not a huge fan but I do like Dead Milkmen.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:26:16 PM
Poppa Boner: I'm not a huge fan but I do like Dead Milkmen.

I find them good for car rides.
 
netizencain [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:32:07 PM
The Dead Milkmen are still cool. Though no one I know likes them. I need knew friends.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:37:45 PM
I don't have to click the link to know that Subby is AWESOME!
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:38:20 PM
Poppa Boner: I'm not a huge fan but I do like Dead Milkmen.

Hey there stranger.
 
Poppa Boner
2012-01-18 05:45:44 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: Poppa Boner: I'm not a huge fan but I do like Dead Milkmen.

Hey there stranger.

Yo.
 
Poppa Boner
2012-01-18 06:25:08 PM
You greened this one and not mine?!

And people wonder why I left.

C'ya.
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 06:33:40 PM
Poppa Boner: I'm not a huge fan but I do like Dead Milkmen.

I'm a reasonable fan and we opened for the Dead Milkmen once.

Well... we played at the same show earlier in the night, anyway. Not exactly opening, but close enough, right?
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 07:21:47 PM
He is a dilemma for me. On the one hand, he plays good music. On the other hand, he is a horrible, horrible DJ who gets the Walter Sobchak treatment from me every time I turn on the XM and hear his voice.
 
Bob_Laublaw
2012-01-18 07:31:37 PM
Y'know what, Poppa? I like you.

You're not like the other people, in godless Eastern Canada.
 
doczoidberg [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 07:53:31 PM
How about Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child?
 
Indubitably
2012-01-18 08:28:05 PM
*Hammer-time*
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 08:30:33 PM
Is this where I start stuffin' Martha's muffin?
 
Sherman Potter
2012-01-18 08:31:41 PM
Back in the eighties, I discovered my fiance was sleeping with Skid Roper (the guy with the washboard).

She was also cultivating a healthy meth habit I didn't know about, too. I hope that worked out for them.

/true story.
 
Ex-Texan
2012-01-18 08:32:53 PM
"There's nothin' wrong with him that can't be fixed with a single episode of foghorn Leghorn".

/ Mojo as MTV spokesman,
// Early '80s
///After Randy of the redwoods, and before, well, who gives a f*ck?
////When MTV actually showed/played music videos.
////R.I.P. J.J. Jackson.
 
jimpoz
2012-01-18 08:35:48 PM
doczoidberg: How about Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child?

But you probably read all about that in People.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2012-01-18 08:37:36 PM
Poppa Boner: You greened this one and not mine?!

And people wonder why I left.

C'ya.

You can't leave, you're tied to my leg
 
shlabotnik
2012-01-18 08:43:15 PM
Was he dressed like Minnie Pearl?
 
jerrytaylor
2012-01-18 08:43:27 PM
Sherman Potter: Back in the eighties, I discovered my fiance was sleeping with Skid Roper (the guy with the washboard).

She was also cultivating a healthy meth habit I didn't know about, too. I hope that worked out for them.

/true story.

As a cuckholding washboard player with a nasty meth habit, I'm getting a kick out of... well, everything!
 
stickandmove
2012-01-18 08:47:20 PM
He don't post here Subby!
 
WeenerGord
2012-01-18 08:56:05 PM
worstprofessorever.com
 
Allen. The end.
2012-01-18 08:58:06 PM
ALways loved the MTV bit with Mojo Nixon killing the TV on the beach while creaming "DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE , DIE DIE" while Jim Morrison droned "Mr. Mojo Risin'" in the background...


r.i.p. Dave Blood.
 
Boris S. Wort
2012-01-18 09:00:38 PM
Shakin' it like Michael J. Fox.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 09:00:38 PM
I wanna go to Mojo World, where the water slides are full of barbecue sauce.
 
TKM
2012-01-18 09:10:16 PM
Got me a head full of Moj' and Skid at the Bacchanal for my 21st birthday exactly 25 years ago.

Mushroom maniacs for the MFW.


Signed ticket stub says "Aarrrghh!"
 
Diodorus
2012-01-18 09:12:15 PM
Mojo Nixon has a show on Sirius Sat Radio.
 
L.D. Ablo
2012-01-18 09:12:34 PM
Boris S. Wort: Shakin' it like Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox ain't got no Elvis in him.
 
TKM
2012-01-18 09:16:55 PM
Diodorus: Mojo Nixon has a show on Sirius Sat Radio.

Mojo Nixon lives a couple of blocks away. How effed up is that?
 
WeenerGord
2012-01-18 09:19:43 PM
TKM: Diodorus: Mojo Nixon has a show on Sirius Sat Radio.

Mojo Nixon lives a couple of blocks away. How effed up is that?


Must be a lot of Elvis in your neighborhood.
 
budrojr
2012-01-18 09:32:00 PM
I was born to love volcanoes.
 
Hop-Frog
2012-01-18 09:39:20 PM
L.D. Ablo: Boris S. Wort: Shakin' it like Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox ain't got no Elvis in him.

He's in Joan Rivers, but he's tryin' to get out.
 
Torgo61
2012-01-18 09:40:28 PM
The opposite of Elvis is Everywhere...
DON HENLEY MUST DIE
 
dennysgod
2012-01-18 09:40:53 PM
So we started screaming "On such a winter's day"
 
jimmythrust
2012-01-18 09:49:17 PM
I just put my Frenzy record back on the shelf. I Hate Banks, Gonna Eat Them Words, Stuffin' Martha's Muffin...classics. It's a shame he never got the kudos, free shrooms, or acoladyes he deserved!

/frozen tallywacker
//burnin' sensation
 
o5iiawah
2012-01-18 10:07:42 PM
+1 if you remember this from redneck rampage
 
Diodorus
2012-01-18 10:13:09 PM
Why does Elvis need boats?
 
NYCNative
2012-01-18 10:21:09 PM
I have many a Mojo Nixon story when he lived in Cincy and used to come up to Columbus all the time. I even got to meet Mrs. Nixon which was an honor. I miss those days...

/ This thread has Elvis in it.
 
o5iiawah
2012-01-18 10:24:53 PM
oblig (new window)
 
ehummer
2012-01-18 10:38:49 PM
Mojo Nixon is a booger eatin' moron!
 
HollandRivers
2012-01-18 11:18:34 PM
budrojr: I was born to love volcanoes.

Seen em on pbs
 
OhGoodeee
2012-01-18 11:39:22 PM
America that's run by the lowest common denominator
the money
How many units did ya move Mojo?
how many things of apple juice did ya sell?
 
vice_magnet
2012-01-19 12:14:21 AM
I loved this song too, as well as the Dead Milkmen. I thought biatchin' Camaro was better than Punk Rock Girl. I still think The Judy's were the best band of their time, and I'm not even from Texas.
 
QueenofDenial
2012-01-19 12:37:52 AM
Diodorus: Why does Elvis need boats?


Elvis doesn't NEED boats, Elvis EATS boats down in the Bermuda Triangle.

/Remembers when this song came out
//Subby is my hero!
 
Dr._Love
2012-01-19 04:36:43 AM
My favorite cover band? Crystal Shiat.
 
GenePoolinWV
2012-01-19 08:00:22 AM
I hate banks,
I just can't standum
gimme a shovel,
Man, i'll plantum

/I really do wanna make a bank president twitch in a ditch, uh-huh
 
good_2_go
2012-01-19 09:42:22 AM
Diodorus: Mojo Nixon has a show on Sirius Sat Radio.

The Loon in the Afternoon!

/also does a weekly politics show - Lyin' C*cksuckers
//also also does a weekly NASCAR show - Manifold Destiny
 
rrhoid rage
2012-01-19 12:34:22 PM
TKM: Diodorus: Mojo Nixon has a show on Sirius Sat Radio.

Mojo Nixon lives a couple of blocks away. How effed up is that?

Ask him if he plays hobowars. If he gives you a funny look i will have my answer.
 
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