Really I'm Black: soon she'll become a red giant.

/ white dwarf?

Black hole.

Sometimes I take the dog out and I look up the sky (while the dog is looking down at the shiat she just took in my yard) and I feel a small dread build in my stomach that there may be a hell, and that hell may entail me understanding that the the beauty of the universe - such as the wonder that must be actually visiting a massive distant star - is knowable, but my sins have doomed me to never know them.

Then I come to Fark and read things like the first couple comments in this thread and snap out of it.

Crap, how does that affect the value of my condo on Epsilon Eridani?

So, like 5000, 5050 years old?

Splinshints: Sometimes I take the dog out and I look up the sky (while the dog is looking down at the shiat she just took in my yard) and I feel a small dread build in my stomach that there may be a hell, and that hell may entail me understanding that the the beauty of the universe - such as the wonder that must be actually visiting a massive distant star - is knowable, but my sins have doomed me to never know them.

Then I come to Fark and read things like the first couple comments in this thread and snap out of it.

You masturbate to Fark?

Upper Scorpio, you say?