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(The Onion) Amusing Surely Drew won't green the onion horoscope from the week of August 7th 2002   (theonion.com) divider line 12
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dletter [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:48:12 PM
Am I missing something, or is there some sort of "dare the admins" to green lite thing going on today?
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:48:51 PM
lol
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:52:15 PM
So Drew is still double fisting the shots, I guess?

Pretty impressive.
 
mryoop789 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:54:02 PM
That's funny, I don't remember sleeping in a tent with a rifle. Like, not ever. STUPID LYING HOROSCOPE.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:57:52 PM
Yes he will.

And don't call me Shirley.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 04:59:38 PM
dletter: Am I missing something, or is there some sort of "dare the admins" to green lite thing going on today?

dletter: Am I missing something, or is there some sort of "dare the admins" to green lite thing going on today?

Link (new window)
 
gameshowhost
2012-01-18 05:10:25 PM
Excuse me, but where's retired machinist Lloyd Schumner?
 
ultraholland
2012-01-18 05:26:00 PM
It's sad that I can't get a green today :(
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 05:47:43 PM
"You were brought up to believe that if you toed the company line, worked hard, and never spoke out of turn, you'd be rewarded. Well, you're president, so there's something to it."

Eerily prescient.
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 07:50:22 PM
idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com

"Yes he will, and stop calling me Shirley."
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 08:12:45 PM
As I recall, that is exactly what happened to me that week.
 
jerseygrl
2012-01-19 08:52:15 AM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Yes he will.

And don't call me Shirley.

Dammit, came here to say that, someone beat me to it.
 
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